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MJ

@mjorjani.bsky.social
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Former architectural conservator, current tech writer, future model

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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Brain is absolutely fried because last night I had a dream that I was watching a panel discussion and @tressiemcphd.bsky.social was on it, and someone was saying food isn’t political and she just kept shaking her head until she just put her head in her hands on the table
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Both my parents were microbiologists. They washed all fruits and vegetables with dish soap. Also rewashed packaged salads. It’s always been there
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I was once in the lead car escorting the Olympic flame to Stadio Olimpico in Rome
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When did everyone start saying “I appreciate you” and does anyone else find it as cringy as I do
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Shame
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tech writer, dev, product marketing manager
Tina Fey, timothee chalamet, and his girlfriend (I’m sorry I don’t remember her name but she’s a kardashian)
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli
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a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
Alt: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway
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Andromeda Yelton @thatandromeda.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
OK so this young trans gentleman was cut off by his parents, has been unable to get MIT to up his financial aid, has been working multiple jobs while maintaining an A- average AT MIT (no one does this), but he is gonna need to actually pay his tuition to graduate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-matth...
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Donate to Help Matthew Graduate From MIT, organized by Irene Dong
Hello everyone, my name is Irene. I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, fellow MIT studen… Irene Dong needs your support for Help Matthew Graduate From MIT
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Reminded me of this video! www.instagram.com/reel/DT8rZ3_... “I’ll de-nazify shit; I won’t re-nazify shit.”
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Don’t forget that National Geographic is also a Disney company. Cancel those subscriptions while you’re doing Disney+ cancellations
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’m going to go for apricots. We bought an apricot tree that bears the most astonishingly sweet apricots. Even those I can buy at a farmers market in season (and we live in CA!) don’t compare. Forget about anything you’ve tasted from a supermarket
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What gif pops up when you type your name
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a woman wearing a necklace and earrings is looking at the camera .
Alt: a woman wearing a necklace and earrings is looking at the camera .
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I was an art history major and took a Chem 1A class normally taken by pre-meds and engineers. It was supposed to be a “seeee I can do science but don’t want to” for my immigrant parents but I ends up loving it and it helped tremendously when I studied art conservation after college
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The Princess Bride
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
All desserts made with rose water. They all taste like soap
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I tried one PB + Nutella sandwich, declared it too good to know about, and had put it out of my mind until I saw this post 😩
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Perfect 1-2 punch/reposts by @karenho.bsky.social and @mirya.bsky.social
Reposts of two skeets with the same message: everything is dumb
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Caught this at the perfect time amirite @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Kevin Kruse’s tweet, implying that Strom Thurmond is in hell, with 666 likes
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
All the different amazing lasagnas my mother in law makes
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It seems like saying “Louisiana” is gonna become like saying “Evin”
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Time for @aoc.bsky.social to primary @schumer.senate.gov
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
NorCal earthquake! Who felt it
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ted Danson is in it
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Honoring the Belgians who gave their lives for these chocolates
Box of chocolates marketed “Belgian filled chocolate cups”
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I broke my foot while balancing on the other foot while changing a sock
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I think Harris should mispronounce Trump’s name from now on. Different stuff every time. Dinald. Trooomp. Tripe. Duunald. All the things. Sincerely, Everyone with a difficult to pronounce name
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Has @nameshiv.bsky.social seen this thread
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Omer Bartov engages with the history www.theguardian.com/world/articl...
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As a former IDF soldier and historian of genocide, I was deeply disturbed by my recent visit to Israel
The long read: This summer, one of my lectures was protested by far-right students. Their rhetoric brought to mind some of the darkest moments of 20th-century history – and overlapped with mainstream ...
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Can we talk about how terrible and off putting Nike’s new ad campaign is? “Winning isn’t for everyone” seems like a 180 degree change from “Just do it”
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, Pearl Jam, spundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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MJ @mjorjani.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Just watched the Camping episode of Bluey in Italian. They…translated (TRANSLATED) all of Jean-Luc’s dialogue, so he was speaking in Italian with a French accent. Why would they do this why. The episode no longer makes any sense! Please someone who works on Bluey see this and fix this tragedy!
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