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@mjolna.bsky.social
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that website, whether literal or metaphorical, evolved into wikifeet and the issue has expanded to include armpits too, if not more
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got this one the other day.
A Steam text insert that asks "Is this game relevant to you?" and then lists my 705 hours played.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this and the quoted post, combined, get to it. Really harsh settings and maybe some weird strumming techniques
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been waiting for Last Epoch to update the last couple days and let me tell you, gacha gaming has never been more attractive than it is right now
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
before I clicked the image, I thought those bath bombs were cheese wheels
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people don't get it when I get really mad about how Fire Emblem using various unexposed extra roll mechanics to make rolls more likely to hit when the display odds are over 50% and less likely when under, by up to 20% from display and I never get why they aren't also bothered
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another random fucking change to youtube I can't disable, another "send feedback" where I tell them to fuck off and jump into a grain thresher
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I almost want to know what they think a Jill sandwich is then
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I talk about music like that, it is easy to view it as performative. It is. That said, I did only describe songs and artists I've listened to recently. Peaches, Cannibal Corpse, Gizmo, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, 1-800-PAIN, and Night Club have been my recent rotation
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no funk bass, no one gets skinned, no old lady giving road head, what's the point
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry RollingStone magazine, the country pop hit isn't gay, disco, or about shooting blood out of your cock, zero chance I hear it of my own accord
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't think any other corporation could get as entrenched into Gaming as MS has while also being as destructively unaware and uncaring as MS is towards it. Nothing but the worst ideas for the moment since the Xbone. Grimly impressive streak
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can tell I'm just angrier as a person now because I know I am somewhat curious of seeing anything I paid for of Destiny 2 come back, but emotionally I'm thinking "After claiming in court they lost it? They can continue to fuck off." More power to the actual developers bearing the curse
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
having AOE damage is a huge tool for getting past the soldiers
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am now like 83, I took Mohg's Spear to +8 and Bloodboon Ritual does a lot to cover the core problem of being so low level: health/fp/stamina are really low for the amount of damage the DLC has and no amount of fragments will cover for you having half the expected Vigor of a Mohg clear
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The scaling system in Shadows of the Erdtree is incredible. Even at roughly half the level expected, I can kill enemies. I can survive blows. Most of it feels fair and on par with what I remember from my first run at launch.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I won't detail the glitch to kill Mohg, I used a Twig to keep the earnings though. So level 50, Leda is there and I can go to the DLC. I do spend Mohg's runes to get to level 73, as far as I'm concerned that is DLC cash.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You don't need to kill anything in the Palace to get to Mohg. Most of the zombies ignore you, you can run around the big slime, and you just outsprint the nobles in the cave.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From there, I warp to Atlus and get the kill on Magnus the Beast Claw on the first try. I use the Imbued Key at the Belfries to warp to the Precipice and gather the blood of the dead maiden. Bam, Mohgwyn Palace access. I'm still level 50.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm doing a Blood build, Dex/Arc. I managed to kill Radahn at the exact level I wanted: 50. That is a Great Rune claimed and one of the two dead bosses. Go meet the fingies, Varre finally goes to church
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Once I let the hooks set in, I decided to go for a really early Shadowland entrance run in Elden Ring from the Idus Knight start. Mohg can be killed via glitch so the minimum level is what you need to kill Radahn.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think I have ever played a game designed to sell a magazine or player's guide. I have definitely seen guides meant to sell you something else, but the games rarely ask for more than object permanence and literacy
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sounds like some cool shit from a developer I still begrudgingly like is being announced. Maybe I'll even think about naming them after most of the executive suite and directors of the parent company die in a terrible accident involving those crushers used for fridges
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
doing this to Tetris of all things, an IP strong enough to survive the fall of the Soviet Union
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder how Nintendo will fuck up the control scheme of OoT and Metroid this time. You could convince me the Zelda stuff is misconfigured DLSS5 slop. The Zelda divisions of Nintendo need to replace everyone.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
E A PORTS ITS IN THE CAN idk if that even works, the last EA port/remaster I played is Burnout Paradise on Switch and it's honestly one of the most ideal ports I've ever played. If the industry weren't on fire, I'd be trying to convince Broadsword, the current UO and DAOC studio, to do it
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if your care for your trans friends is so minimal that you can't resist watching Harry Potter, re-examine your priorities. We see you throwing this tantrum, showing that you really, really want to watch Potter, each time it comes up. Take your faux concern and shove it
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And to be clear, I'm not accusing it of phoning home to the deforestation machine, I am accusing it of being a scaled down mess bashed together from copied segments of genAI processes.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I haven't seen any real reason to doubt the shit nVidia themselves have claimed about the origins of DLSS5, so I actually do doubt the pride. It looks bad because the very core is designed from genAI shit, this would conveniently also explain the inefficiency of running it
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The thing I'm getting from the people arguing with you on this, is that PF2e fans still do the thing original PF fans do, of forgetting what all the rules they ignore are. I guess it is new for their follow-up to not be "oh yeah that sucks everyone house rules it away"
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the new starting classes are neat, Idus has the light greatsword from the start w/100% phys shield and feels cool and Heavy Knight is a comical amount of iron
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ah, La-Mulana 3D
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
seeing that Gelgoog on USA P-bandai next to the GM Semi Striker kits, the SIX proper Gelgoog kits, just fucking sad, was Khara even trying to make a good Gundam series
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They did announce at least two of the Hololive Gundam suits getting a release, Suisei Sazabi and Miko Nu Gundam, and going through all the art assets and little design things done for that vs seeing the Gux Gelgoog for the first time is some crazy whiplash
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't say I've ever seen someone get beat badly enough their facepaint fell off. Not rubbed off or anything like that.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Decided I wanted to watch something with Randy Savage, so his match vs the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania VII. Warrior tries to hit a woman multiple times, Randy's doing a little cheating. Warrior's facepaint fucking fell off.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I may have just woken up but I feel pretty confident that D&D moved towards builds because people grew to like the idea that their characters did something well, consistent success in something they chose for the character to do, and trying to assign further meaning is a bit daft
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
do you think the AI Bro realizes that post is most like a MAP's post trying to slip shit by? been years now and the "AI Artists" still pick images where someone has two left arms and 12 fingers too
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
some get very good very quickly, even for the best www.youtube.com/shorts/eyqsv...
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THREE Lvl9 Ganons vs #1 Player
YouTube video by Zain
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
unsurprisingly, they spend this whole ad literally centering white people over anyone else
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=voaK...
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Space Thunder Kids tanks sequence
YouTube video by roosterflix
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
one of my favorite things is that Takeshi Kaga has a couple other big roles in theater and video games people might recognize: Jesus Christ in Superstar, Jean Valjean and Javert, and Golbez in the Dissidia games.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Compared to the early 2000s, the conservative politics cropping up in these songs are a lot more nakedly hostile too. There's no real "support our troops" kind of cover for a song like Try That In A Small Town, it's just about directly threatening your neighbors
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'll admit that this got me to click the link when I saw it. It's gout. I guess this image can be that but I don't think it was even in the top 10 things I would've guessed
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have believed Take-Two uses falsified totals for GTAV sales and related subjects for a few years now and I definitely think they'll continue to lie about GTA6 everything
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I also finished La Mulana today. Great game. Incredible design. The most perfectly annoying ice physics.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I finished Grim Dawn's base game today. Berserker is a lot of fun, really love the simplicity of Werewolf as the backbone skill for a build. I added Occultist to be a Mystic and with Bloody Pox and the Storm Raven, I am so much AOE. Roughly built a Bear Druid from WoW
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
golly gee I wonder why all the companies and incidents from this are AI companies and decades old botnet bullshit
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My dad watches wrestling and, while far from my only exposure to current wrestling, it is really funny to listen to Radio Broadcast Danhausen Matches. I couldn't see the TV, was busy with cats, and listened to the whole Summerslam match and it was just so funny
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