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@mjolna.bsky.social
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been waiting for Last Epoch to update the last couple days and let me tell you, gacha gaming has never been more attractive than it is right now
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another random fucking change to youtube I can't disable, another "send feedback" where I tell them to fuck off and jump into a grain thresher
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I talk about music like that, it is easy to view it as performative. It is. That said, I did only describe songs and artists I've listened to recently. Peaches, Cannibal Corpse, Gizmo, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, 1-800-PAIN, and Night Club have been my recent rotation
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry RollingStone magazine, the country pop hit isn't gay, disco, or about shooting blood out of your cock, zero chance I hear it of my own accord
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Once I let the hooks set in, I decided to go for a really early Shadowland entrance run in Elden Ring from the Idus Knight start. Mohg can be killed via glitch so the minimum level is what you need to kill Radahn.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sounds like some cool shit from a developer I still begrudgingly like is being announced. Maybe I'll even think about naming them after most of the executive suite and directors of the parent company die in a terrible accident involving those crushers used for fridges
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder how Nintendo will fuck up the control scheme of OoT and Metroid this time. You could convince me the Zelda stuff is misconfigured DLSS5 slop. The Zelda divisions of Nintendo need to replace everyone.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They did announce at least two of the Hololive Gundam suits getting a release, Suisei Sazabi and Miko Nu Gundam, and going through all the art assets and little design things done for that vs seeing the Gux Gelgoog for the first time is some crazy whiplash
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Decided I wanted to watch something with Randy Savage, so his match vs the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania VII. Warrior tries to hit a woman multiple times, Randy's doing a little cheating. Warrior's facepaint fucking fell off.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have believed Take-Two uses falsified totals for GTAV sales and related subjects for a few years now and I definitely think they'll continue to lie about GTA6 everything
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I also finished La Mulana today. Great game. Incredible design. The most perfectly annoying ice physics.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I finished Grim Dawn's base game today. Berserker is a lot of fun, really love the simplicity of Werewolf as the backbone skill for a build. I added Occultist to be a Mystic and with Bloody Pox and the Storm Raven, I am so much AOE. Roughly built a Bear Druid from WoW
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My dad watches wrestling and, while far from my only exposure to current wrestling, it is really funny to listen to Radio Broadcast Danhausen Matches. I couldn't see the TV, was busy with cats, and listened to the whole Summerslam match and it was just so funny
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh right I was coming here to post my shame: I was defeated by the Fruit of Eden puzzle in La Mulana. I didn't think that was the action I needed to do at the places I was pointed to and I would never have noticed Michael Jackson there
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What brain dead motherfucker changes how the address bar in a web browser works, who the fuck would sign off on releasing said change, and where the fuck can I find them so I can peel them like fruit
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There's gonna be a lot of words about that World Cup Final but when regulation ending, 90 minutes, and Argentina hadn't taken a single shot? While their GK set a record for saves in the Final? That might've been the greatest defensive match in World Cup History
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ims...
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YouTube video by Geto Boys - Topic
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the most American part of me is disliking the British
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
very bold of the centrists to claim they are going to do something
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As an American, I've only got that voyeur look at the UK gov but the Starmer administration has seemed worse than ours the entire time. I knew I was in for a shitshow, but at least I knew why it was one. Kid Starver has been bewildering
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Every time I hear about the Reserved List for MTG, it seems even worse than the previous time. Maybe one day my opinion towards MTG will improve. They just need to print a Maxx "C" for that though
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dylan Harper's play in these Finals makes the ROTY race, and votes, feel absurd. He wasn't on my radar in the regular season cause I didn't watch as many games as I would've liked but he's playing at a level none of the other rookies even had a chance at playing
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If there's anything the Knicks star superfans, your Spike Lees and Tracy Morgans, have over the LA star superfans (C or L), it is the fashion. Seeing people dress well is cool and all but I love seeing Spike Lee decked out in more orange and blue than the Knicks themselves
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dylan Harper's basketball IQ is off the charts
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This year, be sure to embody the deep soul of Pride: a brick engraved "Fuck you"
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I typically use burrs as the reference point for that kind of game design, also using the present Zelda releases as an example is a fucking joke. The only friction in BOTW is from expecting it to be well designed.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Harden gave the Cavs fucking nothing in the third and didn't even play in the fourth wow it's like the hatedom birthday with soapy titjobs
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As the Baki and Tekken fan, let me say lol, lmao, perfect no fucking notes
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Finished Kaizen. Very good game, probably most approachable Zachlike
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Remember when the Hawks beat the Knicks twice last month? Yeah, before the record setting blowout, feels like comparing the 96 and 99 Bulls
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Front row seats to the Carushow already, what a lucky crowd
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the manufactured outrage over The Odyssey is so funny right now, when several of the most famous living Greeks are the Antetokounmpos. Giannis was even one of their flag bearers for the 2024 Olympics.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Duren is playing like a light switch with a short in it
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Duran is playing so badly these playoffs, the Cavs just stopped defending him that play WHILE HE HAD THE BALL
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In case you ever need to know: even Puttin' On The Ritz by Taco managed to get recut and updated to not have the blackface in the MV anymore. It's that easy to care and do
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Mitchell Robinson should practice missing free throws, master the intentional miss
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Spurs basketball is insane, this is the closest to young Wilt play, before they changed the goaltending rules, we've seen since. Getting the rebound for a quick roll into the bucket, towering over everyone else
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
everything goes to hell so let me laugh: More turnovers than assists! 10 points and 0 made 3s, in 36 minutes of playtime. Most Likely To Let His Teammates Down, Mr Lilting Flower himself, letting yet another team down in the playoffs when they need him to actually get some buckets
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Every time one of the big AI proponents reveals anything about prompts, it has "Please tell me my cock is huge" every other prompt phrase because the only thing they care about is getting fluffed constantly
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Go Timberwolves go
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
SGA's consistency is unreal, if he keeps it up for another year he's probably going to threepeat MVP
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
idk why teams have so much trouble slowing Denver, just have a center who is a probable HOF, 7+ foot, strong, multiple DPOY winner
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Take fouls should be incremental, ie first is 1 FTA, second is 2 FTA. Reset count every quarter. To further disincentivize lengthy hack-a-shaq tactics, at 6 the shooting team chooses who takes the FTA. To ensure expediency, at 12 they use both baskets, 2 players taking 6 each, but possession swaps
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ayo Dosunmu scoring a career high to get the 3-1 lead over Denver is some hero shit. If you combine the FG% for Murray and Jokic, you just about get Ayo's too.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I never really sat back and appreciated how great the guitar solo in Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
my MVP top 5 for the NBA this year would be Luka (Circumstances Exception, birth of child), Wemby, SGA, Jaylen Brown, and then Jokic; then the NBA would give me a drug test
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Based on the addition of his final season's Blocks to basketball reference, Wilt led the league in every single stat total that he has on his page, one year or another. This includes Free Throws Made, and Assists, once each.
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Alice @mjolna.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That's My Shempai: a gag manga about a college freshman girl and her friend idol third year: Shemp Howard
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