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Miz Jess

@mizjess.bsky.social
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Went to a new dealership for my routine maintenance and……they didn’t pressure or use weird scare tactics to get me to fix/buy ANYTHING. 😮 Just straight up told me their recommendations with rationale, and said the quote is good for 30 days if I want to come back. Never experienced this 🥹
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Tapping in to say if you’re an “emotional”, “empathetic”, “sensitive”, “introvert with extrovert ‘tendencies’” or just simply the person who no one listens to despite proven right, don’t give up and don’t change. Rather, harness and refine those strengths. Preaching to myself and those that relate.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I am confused. 😂😂 Is this not what everyone does? Like, especially for their public-facing windows?!
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And some still say “pause” too. 🙄😒
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You said nothing and everything with this GIF 😂😂😂😂, and I agree 🤣
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Yes, Yes, YESS!! Everybody. Help Everybody. Cause we’re all that we’ve got.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If you pull up with a kid in tow when delivering to me, I will automatically, undoubtedly pay more than my 25% tip, every time. I already feel guilty about using the service, cause there’s absolutely no one doing that work “for the love of it”. PSA: 🗣️🗣️”Overpay” your delivery people fam!
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If you squint, you can see her with that British accent 😂😂. She favors the new girl a bit
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Euphoria 😌. Whatever this current weather’s known as here in NE USA, THAT’S my type. Lows don’t cross 60F, the highs don’t cross 80F, 45-50% humidity, 0 to minimal clouds and 0 precipitation. My skin, mood, productivity and sleep have all been in absolute equilibrium and I don’t want this to end 🥹
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Awww 🥰🥰, so precious. If we’re anything like my mom, age doesn’t matter when it comes to gushing over your kids. My mom makes every one of us (7) feel like we’re an only child 😂😂 and still stares at me till this day randomly saying “wow you’re so beautiful 😍” as if she just met me.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Same!! I just be staring at my babies and feel so honored and blessed to be their mom. I love them DOWNNNNN.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Also, there’s nothing “low maintenance” about being a woman. I will not elaborate.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Agreed, even a “low maintenance & all natural” lifestyle is expensive. Taking good care of yourself inside and out is NOT cheap. I may not be spending $500 on makeup, but it’s cause $500 is going to natural/organic foods, nutritional supplements, quality skincare products etc…especially after 30 y/o
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1ntrusive +ho++ 🤍 @1ntrusivethott.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
they go together.
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a man wearing glasses and a black jacket stands in front of a sign that says 2
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket stands in front of a sign that says 2
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
They really don’t know!! Can’t be afraid to experiment.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I think just about every meat/seafood goes with spaghetti 🫣🫣 Last week I decided to throw in some left over goat I stewed into my spaghetti for the first time…..🤤🤤🤤. I’m even more convinced that spaghetti is just solid soup: anything goes when you know how to cook/season
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Till this day, nothing has been a quicker, more soothing and therapeutic stress reliever than a shower in the dark with the right playlist on 😌. Undefeated
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Through my experiences, I’ve seen how important it is to pay attention to the way we and others respond to variations of “But why?” It doesn’t matter if it’s a 3y/o to parent, patient to doctor, or constituent to elected official. The response reflects character. Being “challenged” is a tell all
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Mr. Stefan @revizion.me · 13/08/2025
Are Blacksky codes still only given by Rudy? I need dat
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
And I hydrated and took my vitamins?!?! Who am I?! 😂😂😂. Must be a full moon, but I’ll take this win.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Had the most successful “executive functioning tasks” day. All the emails, all the texts, all the calls, all the forms/registrations to complete, doing laundry, making meals and EVEN scheduled mental breaks in between that didn’t lead to any procrastination. I feel so super human🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾.
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pink starburst 💕 @cinnamonnnn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Private accs need to be a thing I damn near break my thumb to block bot accs, creepy or weird mfs.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Love my list! 😂😂 I have Storm, Nala, Barbie, Mia Toretto as some of my top matches. And looking at my least matched, also accurate. I need to watch Star Trek cause I have to see who this #1 is.
Fictional character list based on a personality quizFictional character list based on a personality quiz
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Sooooo is this one of the reasons Apple has been in today’s headlines for “pledging $600billion investment into the US”?? www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...
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WATCH: Trump announces Apple investment of additional $100B in U.S. manufacturing
Apple had previously said it intended to invest $500 billion domestically, a figure it will now increase to $600 billion. Trump in recent months has criticized the tech company for efforts to shift iP...
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Take them, take them all.
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a cartoon of a red and yellow dragon with the words `` vengeance will be mine ''
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
😂 I know people I shared mine with are probably feeling the same way, cause I switched from having HBO Max separately to a Hulu bundle deal a year ago. I didn’t have to change anything. But as of this week, Hulu forced me to create an entirely new account/password in order to keep streaming 🤬
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Why must prompt productivity breed more tasks that require further productivity?? 😩 This is why I prefer to complete most tasks at night, so the feelings of accomplishment lasts longer
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a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
Alt: a little girl is slumping down on a couch and showing signs of complete exhaustion
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
😂😂 Thanks for confirming. Must be his “Smart Guy” days. Love it.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Is this Jason Weaver?! (I know this has nothing to do with the post 😅😂)
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It’s really the 20 years part for me 😂😂. If for instance, she genuinely wanted to gain experience in that field and not just money, I can understand wanting to do the work. But you don’t wait 20 years, so that can’t be it. Let us know if you learn more 😂😂, cause I’m intrigued
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Has anyone else been seen this new Netflix show “Hitmakers”? I’m surprisingly really loving this!! I hesitated cause I thought it was going to be another competition show, but it’s getting to see/hear them create multiple potential hit songs every episode based on the big artist they’re assigned to.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I’m really questioning my reading comprehension here, because am I reading this correctly: she’s suing a company for “harassment” b/c they were paying her for not 1, but 20 yrs, and she didn’t have to work?!?! Nah, I’m clearly missing something 😂😂
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I‘ve resorted to just hiding their “messy” toys for a while until I’ve found a system that requires less of me putting them away. My 3y/o recently “rediscovered” their legos and building blocks that have been in their room this whole time 🙃😅.
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Areola Grande. 💗 (fka Chief Qweef.) @charlisangel23.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Am I the only person who feels like no matter how much I clean up my house is never clean? I didn’t feel like this until I became a parent. I underestimated how quickly a two year old could fuck up an entire living room hyped up on nothing but chicken nuggets and apple juice.
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Yes, grateful that I can truly laugh about it now. You’ve unlocked a core memory I really forgot about 😅😂
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Right?! I was like a car is replaceable, but this degree I sacrificed for is NOT. Even sent him a copy of the powerpoint presentation before calling cause I was that scared 😂. My school didn’t play games about expulsion or being held behind (rightfully so, cause we’re talking human lives here)
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Also, ALWAYS get gap insurance if you’re using a car loan. Thankfully my car was fully insured and paid off, but the rep said if it wasn’t paid off I’d still have monthly payments for a stolen car?! Current car has gap AND all the features that prevent theft. I’m talking it won’t move past my block!
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This actually happened to me and it happened on the morning of my final presentation in med school 😂. I kept walking up and down the block thinking “surely it wasn’t stolen, people just break into cars, not steal them”. My 1st call was to my professor, not the cops, just begging them to believe me😂😂
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Between that and the incessant topless Margo scenes in the first half….🤷🏽‍♀️
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a man wearing glasses and a seat belt is smiling in a car
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a seat belt is smiling in a car lost for words
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
😂😂😂 You know what?? His unnecessary nudity is also very Tyler coded too 🫣
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ok, but like also, what was Sophie saying to Abby in the woods?!?! How did she even get there?? They just skipped an explanation all together and pivoted to Margo and her brother. Feels very “Acrimony boat scene”
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
And I didn’t even see the tsunami warning for Hawaii and the US west coast before I wrote this. This is what I mean. It’s tew much
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a woman with long hair and a necklace is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman with long hair and a necklace is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My husband asked me for specifics about an article I mentioned about the EPA, and I literally said “I’m not going to lie, I couldn’t finish it because it was that depressing and let’s just say I believe them, we’re doomed 😞”
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I take in just enough of the “news” to stay informed without spiraling, but it’s mental gymnastics that’s BEYOND exhausting. Like, I literally tap out mid journal article all day. Everything is in shambles to the extreme. Genocide(s), climate change, human rights, healthcare policies, education etc.
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a man is walking down a hallway carrying a green bag
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m tired of jumping through hurdles to find fresh quality fish to cook and eat. I don’t want anything “farm raised”, nothing that’s been laying in a freezer for more than 48hrs and definitely no fish sold in a bag. I miss the Caribbean so much 😣
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Update: my brother came over for a visit, met the cuteness and has now officially taken them home 😊. He’s a vet in the making, so this tracks lol. He named her Destiny btw. What a saga 😂
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We’re letting it decide 😂. But, they keep coming back as predicted lol, so only time will tell
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Besides the obvious, what gets me is that he gets pulled over by the cops at the 1 min mark, continues to talk till 1:17 and comes back 1:18 after the cop left to continue this ridiculous rant?!?! You had a moment to stop and think about it, and still thought this was a good idea to post smh
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
These are actually really cute names!!
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Miz Jess @mizjess.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Swore a yard rodent tore up my kids’ inflatable water pool toy. (No proof, just me loathing rodents🫣). Today while cleaning the yard, a baby kitty was in the yard 🥺, just scared and definitely hot/dehydrated from this heat (our likely suspect). I put water in a bowl, and now I’m sure I own a cat 🙂‍↕️
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