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@mittfh.uk
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Mad IT Tech From Hell, in case you were wondering. Infesting the 'net with random, incomprehensible gibberish since at least 2006...

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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 25/09/2026
Fools and their money - Man Utd are replacing their pitch, so as a fundraiser (they're £1bn in debt), are selling 7cm x 7cm squares of it in glass cubes... for £125 (~€145 / ~$165) each! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Man Utd selling pieces of Old Trafford pitch for £125 each
Manchester United is selling pieces of its Old Trafford pitch for £125 each, an initiative announced the same day the club reported its overall debt remains more than £1bn.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 15/09/2026
Whenever there's a prominent celebrity death, you can probably bet there'll be a company seeking to make the most unhinged memorial souvenir... 🙄 Who the heck in their right minds would want to buy a Dolly Parton rubber duck?!
Facebook ad: "Honor the unforgettable spirit of a country music legend with this beautifully detailed memorial collectible duck. Featuring glamorous blonde hair, a rhinestone-covered stage outfit and her signature acoustic guitar, every detail celebrates a life filled with music, joy and inspiration." The pictured duck (with hands(!)) also has "Dolly Parton 1946 - 2026 Forever in our hearts" embossed on the front of the "rhinestone-covered stage outfit". If you can't see the image, be grateful!
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 12/08/2026
It's been a bright, sunny day - perfect to (safely!) observe a 91% partial eclipse. What could possibly go wrong?!
A whopping great big cloud that started to cover the sun about 20 minutes before maximum moon coverage, of course!
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 01/08/2026
Ho hum - US gov finally admits what everyone knew all along... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairs
President Donald Trump had blamed "sick" vandals, and a former Olympian had been charged, but prosecutors now say contractors caused the damage.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 02/07/2026
I wonder how many UK schoolchildren will be very tired on Monday or even skive off school, given the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽ next match is apparently scheduled for 1am BST on that date (versus the co-hosts 🇲🇽)...
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 24/06/2026
The wonders of office kitchens... 😁
Photo of a microwave, to which someone has taped a notice reading:

I had to clean the Microwave today it was DIRTY and smelt of Fish!

If you use the Micrawave Please leave it clean everyone has the right to use it.

If you cook spicy or other food in it turn the microwave off and leave the door slightly ajar.

One of the Council values is Respectful please consider other users and treat equipment with respect!
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
9/ Data centres currently consume 2.5% of UK electricity. Government projects that figure will rise four-fold by 2030. The Climate Change Committee was not asked to model this. The Seventh Carbon Budget does not name data centres. The question has been avoided with some care.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
8/mWales has 2 freeports, 8 SEZs, and now 2 AI Growth Zones. The North Wales zone inherits the Anglesey Freeport architecture. Shanker Singham - adviser to the Anglesey Freeport, to Próspera in Honduras, to Liz Truss's Growth Commission, was at the signing. Not in any official announcement.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
7/ The freeport promised 20,000 jobs. The data centre expected to replace it will support around 200 operational roles. This is not a coincidence. It is the consistent arithmetic of the zone model, documented across every iteration.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
6/ Teeside. Sunak's flagship Brexit freeport. £560m of public money spent. Land valued at £100m sold to private developers for £110.35. Inquiry declined NAO referral. Houchen awarded a peerage mid-investigation. The freeport is now an AI Growth Zone. Same governance structure/accountability vacuum.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
5/ This is the AI Growth Zone model, which is the freeport model, which is the SEZ model. The zone grammar is consistent: designate territory as strategically significant, remove democratic oversight, underwrite private investment with public infrastructure, repeat.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
4/ Once something is CNI, arguing against it from below becomes structurally impossible. That's the point. Angela Rayner set the precedent in Dec 2024: overturning a local council's refusal of a 140MW development. The message to every planning authority in the country: refuse, and be overruled.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
3/ Planning decisions now go to the Secretary of State, not local authorities. Communities can object. The objections don't have to be heard. This followed the September 2024 designation of data centres as Critical National Infrastructure, the same status as water and emergency services.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
2/ The UK's data centre boom is the largest peacetime seizure of community land and energy resources in modern British history. In January 2026, data centres were quietly brought into the Nationally Significant Infrastructure Projects regime.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
1/ Most people living in its path don't know it's happening. Please read, share and subscribe to my Substack. Zone Fever is spreading across England, Scotland, and Wales, initiated by the Tories, signed off, and now expanded under Keir Starmer's changed Labour Party.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
⚠️WARNING - Twins of Evil: Free Zones and Data Centres. The devastating components of 'second empire building in post-Brexit UK. The UK's data centre boom is the largest peacetime seizure of community land and energy resources in modern British history. 🧵 open.substack.com/pub/european...
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Consent Not Required - How Big Tech Is Rewriting British Law to Build Its Data Empire Beyond Democratic Reach
David Powell | Substack
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 18/06/2026
Make Algae Great Again? 😈
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 02/06/2026
Well played, whoever runs the "Denmark" account on FB (albeit given the content, almost certainly not official):
Imagine if everyone in the entire world had Donald Trump's EXTREME INTELLIGENCE.

Now, let's try to take it a step further and imagine that everyone else wasn't just stable geniuses like him. They were him!

No matter where you went, you were greeted by Donald Trump.

At the dentist:

"Nobody drills better than me. Believe me. The other dentists, the losers, they say you only have one cavity. Fake news!"

Or with the driving instructor:

"Speed limits were created by weak people. We don't stop for red. Red is for losers. Step on the gas!"

Or in couples therapy:

"Your marriage is a disaster. A total failure! You made a terrible deal. The worst deal ever. You need to negotiate a much stronger prenup. I know about marriages, okay? Nobody has had more fantastic marriages than me."

At the brain surgeon:

"I opened the skull, and let me tell you, it was poorly run in there. Very bad leadership in that brain!. So I removed a lot of brain cells. Very weak cells! The biggest and best surgical procedure in the history of our nation."

Or at the bank, with the defense attorney, the prosecutor, the judge, in kindergarten, at the gynecologist! He is everywhere!

The only place on planet Earth that is totally and utterly Trump-free, is in Greenland and Denmark!!! 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 

Where would you travel to??

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 18/05/2026
XLIX 😉
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 09/05/2026
Birmingham: taking No Overall Control to the extreme... With 101 seats in total, no two parties combined have enough seats to get over the 51 vote threshold to pass motions, so ensuring not just cross-party but cross-ideology support is needed. Oh, and we still have Commissioners until Oct 2028.
Reform: 22
Green: 19
Labour: 17
Conservative: 16
Liberal Democrats: 12
Independent: 13

(Plus two seats left to declare on Monday)
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 25/04/2026
NHS vampires fed! 😁
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 10/04/2026
Another Reform defector returns to the Conservatives, claiming "the vast majority of candidates are indeed racist, misogynistic, and bigoted", while the leadership have "failed to tackle this issue in any meaningful way." 🤦 Politics is indeed beyond parody... 🤷 www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
standard.co.uk
London Reform candidate defects claiming party is 'racist and bigoted'
Georgie David, standing in West Ham and Beckton, said she was suspending her general election campaign in the east London seat
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 01/04/2026
Amid the chaos of the news stories of dubious veracity today, a former legal professional has released his annual double-entendre-laden video.. youtu.be/vY8azAWTiYM
youtu.be
[1645] Getting Into My Wife’s Furry Fanny
YouTube video by LockPickingLawyer
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 31/03/2026
International diplomacy at its finest.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 26/03/2026
Donald's got another made-up award to add to his collection: the "America First" award, courtesy of the Republican National Congress... www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump receives yet another prize while addressing Republican fundraiser event
The president’s hour-long speech touched on voter ID, mail-in ballots and the war with Iran
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 20/03/2026
Spotted on 🐘 - this is a genuine position being advertised... ...what could possibly go right?! www.stepstone.de/stellenangeb...
Mercedes job advert: Praktikant/Werkstudent Vibe Coding for AI Security (d/m/w/x)

Translation: Intern/Working Student Vibe Coding for AI Security (d/m/w/x)
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 20/03/2026
Reform's candidate vetting is as strict as ever... ...sorry, I meant to say as hopeless as ever... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform UK suspends Scottish candidate less than a day after announcing him
Stuart Niven found to have diverted Covid grants to personal account as party faces criticism for candidates’ Islamophobic remarks
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 18/03/2026
Hmm. SSMS 22 asks to update itself (22.3 > 22.4)... Involving 373 Visual Studio packages (!) GitHub integration as standard, mercifully GitHub Copilot Integration is an optional extra rather than default (unlike every other frigging part of W11 with built-in Automatic Idiocy integration)
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 18/03/2026
Brum News: Unite the Union have been fined £265,000 by the High Court for breaching the waste depot blockade injunction (+£170,000 towards the council's legal costs, with a possible further £90,000 under consideration). www.birmingham.gov.uk/news/article...
birmingham.gov.uk
Unite fined £265,000 for breaching High Court injunction at council waste depots | Birmingham City Council
Unite fined £265,000 for breaching High Court injunction at council waste depots - The High Court has fined Unite the Union £265,000 today (17 March 2026) after it admitted breaching terms of an injun...
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 09/03/2026
Nigel's latest gambit (when he's not flying half way across the world to avoid being anywhere near Clacton...): investing in a Bitcoin reserve company run by Kwasi Kwarteng (of Liz Truss mini-budget fame)... www.standard.co.uk/business/bus...
standard.co.uk
Nigel Farage takes stake in Bitcoin company led by Kwasi Kwarteng
The MP has invested £215,000 in Stack BTC alongside Blockchain.com as part of an equity fundraise.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 09/03/2026
Spotted on FB: The Iranian religious leadership could seriously confuse the Americans by electing Donald Trump as honorary supreme leader (with a deputy providing day to day great leadership).
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 23/02/2026
NEWS! America utterly bemused by nation where politicians who break the law are arrested newsthump.com/2026/02/23/a...
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America utterly bemused by nation where politicians who break the law are arrested
The United States has reacted with confusion and mild anthropological interest to reports that the UK has arrested a politician following allegations of misconduct in public office.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 23/02/2026
The Marsh Family's take on Randy Andy's birthday surprise: youtube.com/shorts/DHLi8...
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"Former Duke of York" - updated parody by The Marsh Family about Prince Andrew / Mountbatten-Windsor
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 20/02/2026
I see that Donnie's taken his court loss well... 🙄 He really doesn't like being told "No"...
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 19/02/2026
Oh the Grand Old Duke Of York He Had Ten Thousand ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ He ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ them up to the ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ of the ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ Then he ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ them ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ again! And when they were ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ they were ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ And when they were ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ they were ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ And when they were only ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ / ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ / ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ They were neither ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ or ⬛ ⬛ ⬛!
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 19/02/2026
Ho hum - The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince has received a very unwelcome present on his 66th birthday. Given Charles previously stated the police have his full support and cooperation, does this count as taking sibling rivalry to the (legal!) extreme? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
bbc.co.uk
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office - live updates
It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 13/02/2026
Ho hum - it turns out a popular vibe coding platform can be easily hacked - who'd've thought it?! 🤦‍♂️😈 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Major 'vibe-coding' platform Orchids is easily hacked, researcher finds
Vibe-coding tools - which let people without coding skills create apps using AI - are exploding in popularity.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 13/02/2026
Guess who's just been given an award for being “The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal"? 🤦 (Hint: he's been having trouble fundraising $400bn for a pet project).
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 03/02/2026
Can we have an no-prize Caption Competition for the photo in this article? 😀 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘I had to learn very quickly’: Reform UK leader, 19, defends council tax rise
Party accused of breaking election promise – but officials in Warwickshire say George Finch’s 3.89% rise still not enough to balance budget
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 26/01/2026
Meet the New Tories, same as the Old Tories (apart from perhaps a stronger desire to idolise Nigel and Donald)...
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 21/01/2026
Pots and kettles, or trying to pull up the drawbridge behind her?
Facebook post from BBC Lincolnshire: Dame Andrea Jenkyns says Reform UK should stop taking Conservative defectors to avoid an "establishment takeover".

The post contains a photograph of the former Conservative minister, accompanied by a quote: "We don't want the chancers, we don't want those who are trying to save their own skin."
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 21/01/2026
Spotted in my YouTube recommendations... youtu.be/KOpymCZ0PAU
youtu.be
Greenland Is Not Fer Sale 🎵 – A Ridiculous Irish Pub Jig About a Toddler Tantrum
YouTube video by Drunken Irish Bard
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 15/01/2026
The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 15/01/2026
So in the least surprising news of the day, Robbie has officially joined The Loony Bin. But his new boss hasn't always been so welcoming... www.politico.eu/article/7-ti...
politico.eu
7 times Nigel Farage and his new best mate Robert Jenrick fell out
The former Tory bigwig has not always been on the same page as his new boss.
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A Mere Solicitor @ameresolicitor.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My suspicion is that the Trans community and allies left Twitter and arrived here early but it’s still worth re-upping this for those who left it a little longer: go.bsky.app/N6Qai5F
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BigSister @bigsister.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just rename it The Reject Party and be done with it.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
Photo of a television showing the face of the Elizabeth Clock Tower, London, UK, just as Big Been started striking midnight.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 21/12/2025
Interesting analysis of the volume of redations in the Epstein release, spotted on a Reddit Out of the Loop thread:
r/OutOfTheLoop, question asked by u/Backyxx.

What's going on with the Epstein files being "released” if they're still heavily redacted?

Idk yall, I want your opinions.LOOKITSADAM: Answer:

There are 8408 pages in the release.

740 pages are at least 50% black by area.

563 pages are at least 99% black by area.

Most of the rest are either boring, or hand-picked to target the administration's enemies.crisblunt: Hi where did these numbers come from? I'd like to cite it in another conversation. I just wanted to make sure it's accurate.

Obviously you could have done the math but I doubt that.

LOOKITSADAM: I downloaded the files and wrote a script to extract the images out of all the PDFs. Each page was its own image. I then ran an script which spat out the #000000 percentage #FFFFFF percentage, dominant colors, size, etc...

https://pastes.io/untitled-paste-80029
Rihannas_nipples: Can you explain what those results mean and how it proves the point? I'm not familiar with code at all

LOOKITSADAM: Each image is a grid of pixels. Full black pixels in any given image is rare, especially when it's a photograph or scan of text. Most 'black' in photos has some noise, and isn't perfectly 'black'. Even in a page of text where the text is perfectly black, the image would only be about 20% fully black pixels.

Images that have >50% have significant areas full of fully black pixels that are really only possible from intentionally blacking out large parts of an image in post.

These are pages where >50% or >99% of the page was intentionally censored.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 20/12/2025
Who's the better driver? Blåhaj alone, Blåval alone, Blåhaj with Blåval navigating or Blåval with Blåhaj navigating?
A Blåhaj "driving" a full size Christmas decoration in the shape of an Austin Mini at Longbridge, Birmingham, UK.A Blåvingad whale (or Blåval, to coin the relevant Swedish term) "driving" a full size Christmas decoration in the shape of an Austin Mini at Longbridge, Birmingham, UK.Blåhaj driving, Blåval as passenger.Blåval driving, Blåhaj as passenger.
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mittfh @mittfh.uk · 20/12/2025
Oi, BlueSky, you're supposed to be better than The Others, so why are are inviting me to upload my Contacts? Eff Off!
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