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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm reposting this because Ezra Pound and his wife didn't feel like having a daughter so they gave the baby to Tyrolean peasants, and she lived a hundred years and died owning a castle in Italy. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

maybe the wrong people are doing the Neuromancer adaptation

Menswear atalogue model pretends to be a computer hacker

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Trust me this explains *everything*.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Q: Is J. D. Vance the first person in the White House since Nixon to face the supernatural threat to our nation's security? A: No. The Clintons were far too curious about what Nixon had buried beneath the Oval Office. The situation quickly got out of control. SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ME TO WRITE THIS

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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Has he been reading @grossman.bsky.social 's book? Maybe Nixon won't be the only VP who learns about the eldritch history of the Outworld Horror Kings, the pine men, and the Great Worm in Tunguska.

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Crooked (novel) - Wikipedia

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mitochon.bsky.social @mitochon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You know it's a good day when you're lookin' this up

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I've never had to work this hard to install spyware on my own laptop. Usually I just go to an internet gambling site and it happens by itself.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I had to install Microsoft Authenticator on my Apple phone to get Meta Workplace working so I could use Microsoft Teams. This Future Sucks.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I will finish this manuscript today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQdw...

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I will sell this house today

YouTube video by ikkaris14

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mitochon.bsky.social @mitochon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I just got Doom running on my attitude problem

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I agree although it would be hard to find a video game this stupid.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

They are both, I think, damn good essays.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Maybe Lisa Loeb *wasn't* all that sad in the 1990s, wearing those tortoiseshell glasses in Ethan Hawke's enormous SoHo apartment. But YOU were, and you know it! #marchxness #marchsadness marchxness.com/2ndround-gil...

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3/11, 2nd Round: (12) Vince Gill vs (4) Lisa Loeb — March Sadness 90s Edition

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Oh my god I just spent an hour on the cursed island of cruelty and laughter that is Roblox. I do this for the readers.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

It’s iconic, she’s iconic, but what did it all mean? I wrote about Lisa Loeb and Stay (I Missed You) for @marchxness.bsky.social. We’re up against Lee Ann Womack and a worryingly good essay from @amygcb.bsky.social Come and vote and feel your feelings! marchxness.com#/1stround-lo...

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March Sadness 90s Edition

A yearly March Madness-style tournament of essays about songs we love (and occasionally loathe)

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It's Round Two, and Lisa faces off against another country singer. But sadness knows no genre boundaries! marchxness.com/2ndround-gil... #marxchness #marchsadness

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3/11, 2nd Round: (12) Vince Gill vs (4) Lisa Loeb — March Sadness 90s Edition

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

REM vs Liz Phair. This is going to break some hearts.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The original player character was my concept and totally ruled, and probably wouldn't have fucked Clive Barker in the first place so the issue is moot.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

beast mode

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Barista reading Less Than Zero is not taking questions

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

A startling encounter at @portersqbooks.bsky.social in Cambridge, MA. I didn’t *quite* get that it’s on shelves in the U.S.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Deep in my laptop's folder hierarchy, Chrome has generated english_wikipedia.txt, a file of exactly 30,000 words. Apparently in order of frequency (the first word is "the"). The first noun comes at word twenty: doc. Word fifty is year. Word 29,992 is hemsworth. Word 30,000 is evaporator.

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Austin Grossman @grossman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025