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Amado

@mitflunkie.bsky.social
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I feel like the Joker throwing that broken pool cue in front of all the social media sites right now.

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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11h
At this point, I think we can safely assume that Putin is jammed in there piloting Trump around like that little Men in Black alien.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 15h
Nor was "Basket" - "Dumpster-Fire of Nazis" was nearer the truth.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 15h
Who TF elected Russ Vought??
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They should all have insurance. Dangerous officers would be uninsurable and purged.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is the monthly post-release, media-ignored downward revision included in Trump's numbers here?
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These numbers do actually make sense if the prices are going higher. 🤔
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do they just shove that thing into that cryptkeeper hand of his?
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was a very broke grifter before. Now he is a very rich grifter.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kevin Durant: You The Real MVP
ALT: Kevin Durant: You The Real MVP
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not jail. Those cages they've been stuffing minorities in.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking forward to the Department of War's study: "Was Hitler really that bad after all?"
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cool, then they'll have no problem with me shooting the Charlie Kirk movie where Kirk is murdered by a jealous lover in the Nick Fuentes love triangle.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's true. Once the price of eggs goes over a certain threshhold, "Conservatives" get permanent brain damage.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 02/10/2026
You make that sheep mascot for us yet? Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, those guys are fucked-fucked.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels like the world's stupidest man should stop calling attention to that fact.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time to bring back dunce caps. These two will be well familiar with them.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make sure the fire engines are topped off and ready outside the Reichstag.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool, rudderless "Justices" who want to wait until December to see which way the winds are blowing and whether Rights are important again.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mf’er is like Batman.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, shit. They're going need to add another 2 hours to the Musk movie.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt was in the US in Sept. 2001. Therefore, we have to assume that he did 9/11. Any statement to the contrary is perjury.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The "We" here is not "We the people", but "we the billionaires"
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because then they get banned, and all the other media outlets just step right over the corpse to get closer access. Mainstream media is as cowardly as our politicians.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Democrats can have a LOT of "income" if we take taxes back to pre-Reagan levels. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Less legislating, more nationalizing.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣 I'm living in New Zealand now and hear it out and about here even.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🙋🏽‍♂️ It's me. Healthy fraudster. Sitting over here paying $500 a month to not use my insurance because that's exactly how insurance and fraud work.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Said rejection should be printed on the back of Articles of Impeachment.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or c) She's a lying, grifting liar.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had just left a job and was at Lambeau for the Dez Bryant "Catch" game. Even the Packer fans next to me were like "Oh, you got hosed, eh. That was a catch!"
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Creators create for the sake of creation. Grifters complain about taxes on ill-gotten gains. www.thetimes.com/business/eco...
thetimes.com
Raising capital gains tax will discourage us, say business leaders
Sixty per cent of entrepreneurs said they would think twice before founding a company if John Healey, the chancellor, increases the rate of the tax in his budget
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Words are wind. If they meant it, they'd have impeached him the many times they had chances to do so.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, this makes a whole lot more sense now.
Local doofus stares directly at sun.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, if this FBI hack/release is anything like the Epstein file "release", we'll get the names of sheep, goats, pigs, and one unsatisfied chicken while all the agent's names remain blacked-out.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Conservative" really just means "pig-headedly selfish".
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, but don't forget that those data centers each contribute about $27.34 in taxes to help fuel the state economy.
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, is it finally time to go to church?
the what
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This seems like a well-thought out system of government. I particularly like the bit about the branches balancing each other to prevent the rise of a tyrant. It's a shame that the two-party system broke that promise.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That being said, McConnell is functionally no different than the other brain dead Republicans under the thumb of Trump and his Russian puppetmaster.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's not surprising that a convicted rapist who consistently stiffs employees and contractors wouldn't understand paying for goods and services. What IS surprising is that he actually ponied up and paid Natalie for whatever it is she's been doing.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These are the same clowns eager for the next opportunity to grandstand over Benghazi. May they recieve everything they gave.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going to be 12 months straight of Kid Rock concerts every week. Always cool to see the super zoomed in view of 3 wild maga fans and then you zoom out to 75,000 empty seats.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Zealand. Point it out to me on this map. A very fictional place invented for the Lord of the Rings.
Ikea map without New Zealand
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Two Party system had ruined our country.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ol' Shakes going full Finance Bro.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's keeping the soiled diapers like a trophy collection.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Modern Republicans are too chicken-shit for this exit.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He was a test. A sizeable portion of Christians failed.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kids, don't do drugs.
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