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Amado

@mitflunkie.bsky.social
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I feel like the Joker throwing that broken pool cue in front of all the social media sites right now.

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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is this not the one with Caitlin Clark?
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is this not the one with Caitlin Clark?
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whelp, glad we finally put that one to bed.
How wpuld a centaur wear pants. But if the top half was a man and not whatever blob shape Trump is.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, this makes a whole lot more sense now.
Local doofus stares directly at sun.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Zealand. Point it out to me on this map. A very fictional place invented for the Lord of the Rings.
Ikea map without New Zealand
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have thoughts...
Super Soaker ICE melter
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me to this menu layout:
"I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened."
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Come on, Curse. Do your damn job already.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dad! Noooooo!
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Who allowed this?? New Zealand got jobbed.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
And this is before next month when they quietly revise all the numbers downward to actual values.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Same vibe.
Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise and Casino
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Do y'all cover the OKC Locker Room postgame, too? Because I'd love someone to ask Hartenstein about the thousands of kids around the world who will have his poster on their walls. 🤣😂
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Honk! Honk! Honk!
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Shout out to the co-MVPs on a great game for Minnesota.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Rewatching the "Tales from the Crypt - The Man Who Was Death".
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ran the quick translate and pubic hair translated as... Penis feathers. 🤣😂
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Religious zealots, you say?
The antichrist dressed as Jesus.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I have a counterproposal.
"Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself" - A brave Ukranian soldier flipping off a soon to be sunken Russian boat.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Well, it certainly wasn't a peaceful expression of love like this:
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So they executed him for vandalism after the fact? Just want to make sure the standard is clear before justice is served.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Reddit Users to the FBI: "Look at me. I am the Captain now."
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
What facists mean when they tell you that you should kiss the ground and thank them for their benevolent "protection"
Faith leader, Michael Woolf on the ground, detained by ICE for protesting in Chicago.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Can the Fox legal analyst tell us if this is insurrection/sedition with force?
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Putting the stickers on literally everything that's broken in America.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I want you to out the word out there that the Spurs back up.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Back to the one that has always symbolized their movements...
The White Flag of Surrender for maga losers.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
As with Trump and his bestie Epstein... They always just sneak up on you.
Mike Johnson stands with his hero, Adolf Hitler
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The South Park folks should create their own counter ads to run alongside her illegal propaganda.
Kristi Noem, a true likeness created by the South Park team.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
If there are 10 people at the table and 1 of them is a Nazi. Then you have 10 Nazis at the table.
"Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed.

That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore.

They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral  approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?"

A.R. Moxon
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If only she cared this much about the children that Epstein and his best buddy Trump "displaced".
Goose meme - Putin kidnapped about as many children as Epstein and his buddy, Trump.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
When you go in after a week and all the good shit is gone and it's nothing but the Battlefield Earth copies that everyone traded out.
Blockbuster opens a free take-one, leave-one location in Texas.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSNT...
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Satan's special sauce
Trump cuddles up next to his hero, Satan. (South Park)
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
He should pull an Elon and wear a suit jacket with this shirt.
Fuck Putin shirt.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Ironically, Colbert said it best.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
They're always so concerned about the national debt when Democrats are in power... I have an idea that could solve that problem in about 37 seconds...
US National Debt is $36,827,747,410,161.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
After going through the first 15 files:
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"I'm not in the Epstein list." "The Epstein list doesn't exist." "Democrats created the Epstein list."
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What a fucking weakling. Obama didn't "speak" to Putin. He told him.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
We would all drown in rivers of fake tears.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
China had one man. We need a million to show up in defiance and stop this charade.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Last known image of Grover Cleveland piloting his personal "bribe". It would appear Coulter has gone from suck to blow.
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
And with #8? 🤔
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
White People when they have to pay even the smallest amount of taxes:
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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"Who brought a magnatron into Air Force 1?"
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