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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Question is, What Kompromat does Trump have on Emmer? I have $10 that says he’s a regular visitor to the Larry Craig memorial men’s room at MSP airport.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And one of her accomplishments is advocating for rape to be considered a war crime. Coincidence or not?

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Terminally ill man gets to fulfill his greatest desires for four years.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every time I’ve received a vaccination I experienced the most incredible side effect. I didn’t die of an easily preventable disease.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Whenever there is doubt, there is no doubt.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Because I’m no longer employed and not eligible for Medicare and my wife’s small business plan options are even more expensive, we have to shop on the open market.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We paid $1475/month in 2025 for the same plan. 2024 was about the same cost/month, but was a different plan from a different carrier (I was still eligible under cobra from my previous employer). Had to switch doctors with the carrier change because some were not in network…

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe that’s what is behind the weird bulges in his pant leg. He’s concealed carrying one of these knives in a sheath strapped to his calf.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For the third time in 6 months it cost more than $100 to fill my car with gas. My car has an 18 gallon tank.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every time I get a vaccine, I get the same side effect. I don’t die of the disease.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is the golden age. The peak of the country. We will never be as good as we are right now. Because… Everything Trump Touches Dies.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love it when he’s working in the basement and he drills holes through the joistses.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The stench will stick to them forever. They won’t be able to wash it off with tomato juice.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Buy stuff at Amazon, one of the 3 biggest welfare queens in America. 51% of SNAP recipients worked full-time last year. Amazon, along with Walmart & McDonalds, had the largest number of employees on SNAP nationwide. Broken business models mean that your employees are on public assistance.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

$1843/month for a “bronze” plan (silver and gold plans have better coverage, but are significantly more expensive) for my wife and me. That’s 25% more than 2025 and we are expecting it to increase by at least 25% for 2027. I had no health insurance in the first half of the 1990s. Susan can F off.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I spent several summers in my college years working for the city parks department driving one of these. I’m betting Fred never made him cut the grass at home.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Frontotemporal dementia. Dude’s going to face plant at some point.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Apparently he forgot that 25% of the aircraft carriers have San Diego as their home port. Wishing it destroyed is monumentally stupid.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dennis Hastert often made pilgrimages to the Larry Craig memorial men’s room at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul airport.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dude doesn’t know that San Diego is the home port of 25% of our aircraft carrier fleet. Wishing it was taken out is a monumentally stupid thing to say.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

FBI. Where men are men and sheep are afraid.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kash wears kilts when he’s not in the office because goats can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel wears kilts when he’s not in the office because goats can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The FBI. Where men are men and sheep are afraid.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

51% of SNAP recipients worked full-time last year. Amazon, Walmart, and McDonald’s had the most employees on SNAP. If your full-time employees rely on govt assistance, your business model is broken.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Apostrophes have now come to mean “Here comes an ‘S’!”.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every meal I flip a coin whether I should expect to get explosive diarrhea afterward.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lots of people disguised as empty seats.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Anyone who wants to be president should immediately be disqualified.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

$15/hr and on SNAP. It’s pretty obvious who the welfare queens are.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I want trials those who have broken the law. If that happens to include his family and members of the administration then they should have made better decisions.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He put his name on everything like it’s his underwear and he’s going to summer camp.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And he still fired the wrong people so they had to go back and re-edit episodes to fit why he “fired” them even though they won the episode’s challenge. E.g., “I can’t have a black counting my money! The only people counting my money wear yarmulkes!”

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Snorts Adderall to get going and then has to take something else to come down. His long-time drug use is why he can’t control his bowels. It’s also why he’s posting in the middle of the night and doesn’t start work before noon. The drugs and dementia are why his clock is all f’d up.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Noel Casler, former staffer on Celebrity Apprentice, claims that Trump regularly abused stimulants such as Adderall to be able to function on the show.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

She’s totally got the hots for him.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dolly Parton Tim Curry Frank Beard Still waiting for the correct obituary on the front page of the paper.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Should be fired for job abandonment. Happened to a guy who used to work at the same firm as me when he didn’t return to work after taking a 3-week vacation. Wouldn’t answer/return calls, texts, or emails. Fired two weeks later after someone saw him at the mall.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Me: Now it’s so bad that I will never vote for another Republican as long as I live. Them: OK, thanks. (They start to turn and sheepishly walk away) Me: Hope you have a great day!

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Me: (smiles and hands literature back) No. Them: Can we ask why? Me: Sure. Them: Trump? Me: Not just him. Them: What else? Me: I used to be a Republican and years ago I learned that many of the things I thought weren’t true. I then voted for who I thought was the best candidate at the time. /cont

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Recently had two young women republican door knockers stop by. We had a nice conversation. It went like this: Me: Hello Them: Good afternoon. We’re here knocking for candidate X for state senate. (Hands me literature.) Are you familiar with X? Me: Yes. Them: Can we count on your support? /cont

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Most of the people who pretend to like him do so because they are transactional opportunists and stand to benefit from his avarice.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Q - What has 100 legs and 25 teeth? A - the front row at a Trump rally.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Clearly the top MLB prospect in the state.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Still waiting for the right obituary on the front page of the paper.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sent him off to military boarding school because they couldn’t stand having him around and hoped it would instill some discipline to his life. It didn’t work.

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