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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For the third time in 6 months it cost more than $100 to fill my car with gas. My car has an 18 gallon tank.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel wears kilts when he’s not in the office because goats can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The FBI. Where men are men and sheep are afraid.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dolly Parton Tim Curry Frank Beard Still waiting for the correct obituary on the front page of the paper.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

MAGA is just the island of misfit toys.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Remember in 2012 when the Republicans were going to shutdown the federal government because the federal debt was going to reach $16 trillion. Today it reached $40 trillion. And 1/3 of the total is Trump’s. Fun times.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I bought my car in October of 2021. Last night on the way home I needed to buy gas. It was over $100 for a tank of gas for the first time. Nice work ballroom bunker boy.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Because Mike Lindell resigned as CEO of My Pillow, he is not eligible for unemployment in Minnesota.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It would be cool if this was the last World Cup halftime show.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wrong obit on the front page of the paper.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I’m looking forward to the day when there is an obituary on the front page of the paper.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Junior: he was never truly loved by his parents and he’s never going to love you.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

$5.49/gallon for gas earlier today. So much winning.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

During one of his golf games with Donald, Lindsey was talking about getting this done. Donald got confused and that’s why he is so focused on more ballroom.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I paid $5.29/gallon for gas today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

According to the USDA, who administers the program, last year 51% of SNAP recipients worked fulltime. Where do those fulltime employees work? Amazon, Walmart, and McDonald’s. If your business model depends on your employees being on public assistance, then your business model is broken.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper this morning.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

When they turn the pages of history When these days have passed long ago Will they read of us with sadness For the seeds that we let grow? We turned our gaze from the castles in the distance Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance /

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

When it happens let me know without delay. I don’t care if it’s the middle of the night; wake me up anyway.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

$5.09 yesterday. So much winning.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper. Sad.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

No obituary on the front page of the paper today. Sad.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Interesting that the post that this is a reply to is now blocked. As I recall it was someone bewildered by concern about “marginal increases in the price of gas”. Along the lines of “what’s the big deal, it’s only a buck a gallon. my road trip only costs an extra $30…”

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

He drew the biggest crowds ever yesterday on every continent.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today. Sad.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper again.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Wrong Florida Man in a rollover accident today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today. Sad.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

If you don’t like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk.

Large pickup parked half on the sidewalk and half on the road at the the health clinic. It would be difficult for someone in a wheelchair to get past the truck on the sidewalk.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

He’s going to feel it in his bone spurs.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I paid $4.19/gallon for gas yesterday. In December, 2024 I paid $2.89. Wednesday I paid $10 for a pound of 80/20 ground beef. My healthcare premium went up 35% in January. So much winning. #affordability

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Have you ever seen someone squirm so bad as he tries in real time to come up with some lame excuse? Between Peter Thiel and Lindsey Graham, I’m inclined to believe the Sasha Riley stories. youtube.com/shorts/M-4SH...

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Peter Thiel tries so hard to BS Joe Rogan. And Joe rolls with it.

YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Sort of flies in the face of the orange man’s reason for sending ICE to Minnesota to reign in the eleventy billion $ of fraud that the Somalis are committing on behalf of Walz. It’s almost like Donald is completely full of shit. www.kttc.com/2026/01/23/f...

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Federal review determines that Minnesota’s Medicaid program sees lower rate of improper payments than national average

New data released from the U.S. Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services shows Minnesota's Medicaid program has a lower rate of improper payments compared to national averages.

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Mitch Middleton @mitchmiddleton.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Two thirds of the murders in Minneapolis in 2026 have been committed by federal agents. This isn’t an immigration crackdown, it’s an attempt to provoke an excuse to invoke the insurrection act so the orange shitgibbon can try to seize more power.

Apple News Top Stories
A man was shot and killed by federal agents in Minneapolis amid the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, officials said.

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