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Mitch Modine

@mitchegoss.bsky.social
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American expat in Asia, sports fan, cinephile, enraptured by puns, Christian clergy, biblical scholar, nerd Handle explainer: from Mishegoss (Yiddish) n. craziness; senseless behavior or activity

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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Book: “This is indicated by the conjunction ‘but,’ which in Greek indicates strong contrast with the preceding.” Marginal note: “So it means ‘but?’” #Greek #NTGreek #showoff #dontdothat
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woodrow Wilson is next
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know how to respond when I try to promote poc and have ppl from that same society tell me to my face that I am superior to their own people
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“So whenever you give alms, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be praised by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward. (Matthew 6:2 NRSV) The hypocrites are the influencers of the 1st century
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone always talks about the Great Commission but never about the Great Omission
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here's a fun thought experiment: imagine your favorite paragraph in your (hopefully-at-most-second-)favorite guidebook from your favorite organization said the opposite of what it said. How would you respond?
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What kind of messed up exploitative system allowed dude in Matthew 18:23–35 to accrue a 10k talent debt to begin with? #SidewaysLectionary
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
i am incredibly excited to share our research about how paying people’s rent through mutual aid made an impact on minnesota this year we accidentally collected more data than anyone ever has for an effort like this, and can very seriously say we prevented an eviction bubble that everyone expected
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I feel the train a-comin’ It’s comin’ round the bend I ain’t seen the toilet in I don’t know when I’m stuck in flush ‘em prison 🚽
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The new bread and circuses?
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Venn diagram between “faith over fear” and “let’s have deadly weapons in the house of God” is a circle
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Eaglesadvocate @matttalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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fabulous
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i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whenever Rs whine about the blue monsoon: “A favorite phrase of your side comes to mind: it rhymes with duck your dealings”
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My new go-to when Rs whine about the upcoming blue monsoon: “I seem to remember a pithy phrase your side loved during the first Trump admin. Here’s a hint: the first word rhymes with duck and the third word is feelings”
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sprayed some WD-40 in our gate lock. Worked as usual. When I tried to put the little straw back I ripped up and off the piece of tape on the side of the can #smalltownsaturdaynight #Irony
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reported
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can also tell when podiatrists or singers or asphalt-layers have and have not done their jobs correctly, even though I have never learned how to do those activities (and, in the case of the second, find myself genetically unable to do well). 7/x #endrant
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You may have heard it said, "professors have never been ministers," but I say to you, I may not have been a parish minister, but I have been a (mostly) loyal church member for 52 years and counting. 6/x
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ecclesia reformata, semper reformanda ("The church, having been reformed, must continually be reformed.") This is a principle that all faithful church servants need to be aware of. 5/x
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In 1981, Narcotics Anonymous published a pamphlet in which the second of these is offered as the simplest definition misdirected thinking (the original used an ableist term which I have chosen to paraphrase). 4/x
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you're upset about certain conversations taking place again, ask yourself: is that problem having to have the conversation again or thinking that saying the same thing will generate a different result this time? 3/x
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you graduate from seminary and never read another book or never apply your instruction to creatively attack a new problem that couldn't have been anticipated, that's not on your seminary, that's on you. 2/x
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you think your seminary education didn't teach you x or y: your education has accomplished its mission if it teaches you how to think and learn, not what to think nor all the learning that you'll ever need for a life of ministry. 1/x
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mark 5 vibes: look for someone nearby who has recently had a mess of demons exorcised: youtu.be/HOJGT8fO-RU?...
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200 baboy nakawala sa naaksidenteng truck, inuwi ng ilang mga residente at byahero
YouTube video by Brigada News Philippines
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When King Sebbi (Sæbbi) of the East Saxons died in 695, so St. Bede the Venerable tells us, “A stone sarcophagus had been made ready for the burial; but when they came to lay his body in it, they found it a hand's breadth too long for the sarcophagus.” Is this the world’s first #youhadonejob meme?
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here’s a simple way to understand that “No” means “No.” Pretend that you’re standing in front of someone trying to unalive you. What would you say at that moment? What would you mean by that? Here endeth the lesson.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So if these techbros are so damn smart how come they can’t invent machines that cool themselves?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Our News Media needs to get it together….
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The real reason the Didache (Teaching of the Apostles) was not included in the New Testament is that the canonizers knew some people would pronounce it Dye Datchee and hearing that would make them sad even in Heaven. #followme for more epic Bible history skeets
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I would be down with Libertarianism if not for the doctrine of original sin
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Present! Yeah I know you don’t mean me but just saying not all of his name twins are demons
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So imma combine T*ump’s POTUS numbers and start calling him -2
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Have to remember that in the True North red is the good guys
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bob-fisher.bsky.social @bob-fisher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
With a real president we wouldn't even know about the reflecting pool issue. It would have been handled as normal maintenance by the NPS who would have gone through normal procurement bidding and awards. And the job would have just happened and nobody would have noticed.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Failed Hanna-Barbera Cartoon Ideas
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Looking back on this I realize I kind of did the very thing you’ve described. Sorry
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Love that you said this. Important to note how everyone’s mileage varies My church specifically mentioned cool uncles which was nice.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Isn’t that like all social media everywhere though?
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I am about to watch Time Changer (dir. Rich Christiano, Five & Two Pictures, 2002). This is the first movie I have ever seen with a Bible [sic] scholar as the protagonist. I fully expect this to be hidilarious (hideous + hilarious). Results to follow.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Third stanza, especially lines 3–4, goes hard on the Sunday after the obscene news broke that a certain individual became the world’s first trillionaire
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Again: Wanting the signs in the national parks restored but NOT the Confederate statues is NOT THE SAME AS wanting the Confederate statues restored but not the signs in the national parks and is NOT THE SAME AS wanting both to be restored.
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The OG “Don’t start no 💩, won’t be no 💩:” “Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. (Matthew 7:1-2 NRSV)
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Day 1 of a four-day weekend. I turned off the #NBAFinals since Knicks are currently getting nicked and I’m not interested to watch a blowout
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hotter than the left corner of Hell
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Three more examples of how off the chain #gerrymandering districts for the US #HouseofRepresentatives has become. At least one of them knows how to use a ruler
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Mitch Modine @mitchegoss.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This begs for Samuel L. Jackson’s favorite word at the end of the sentence.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
How it’s going How it’s going to go
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