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Mistress Cat

@mistresscat.bsky.social
584 followers 78 following 733 posts

Disciplinarian with chambers on the Surrey/Sussex border. www.mistress-cat.co.uk

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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 1h
Cocktail time. Thank you, MJ.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 13h
The plimsoll will help to make you focus on what you are supposed to be doing instead of daydreaming!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 16h
I know.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He should be thinking about you ALL of the time!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sunshine on a rainy day? I am prepared for all eventualities.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I always love receiving feedback. 😊
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You have been sent to my study AGAIN? What for this time??
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thank you. 🤗
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I kind of already have it. 😊
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lovely cut to the top of them. 🖤
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just completed a 4.5 hour session (or more accurately, 4 hours and a half hour lunch break in the middle). The longest sesh I have ever done!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was a pleasure to assist private tutor, Caroline, with getting her very talented, but oh so lazy student to see his full potential this morning.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have just administered 72 of the best with no warm up. He was in seventh heaven!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Smoked salmon and cream cheese on crumpets when out for lunch with friends? Absolutely!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes, only the traditional methods work to really get the message across.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's shiny boots weather...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never had Japanese food before. This is going to be interesting!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. They are beautiful. 😍
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We all fear that one incredibly well behaved student: www.facebook.com/61594141884291/videos/1839800103844523/ 😄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No idea. As I have no idea who you are and we have never met. 🙄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just love a bit of carbon to sort the men from... well, you know.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which will it be?
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just come downstairs from that shocking state of a room you call a bedroom! It's an absolute tip! I have no choice but to use my Scholl to reiterate that when I say "tidy your room" I mean tidy your room!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Merci pour le café, E.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah, the good old cut'n'paste message from a scammer. *slow hand clap*
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh dear, oh dear...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not yet!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just had a visit from someone with Parkinson's. He arrived with the shakes and left without. I want to know the science behind that.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cocktail courtesy of MJ.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's only one way to actually find out: Make a booking.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your lurid behaviour doesn't come as a surprise to me. I am just disappointed in you and feel it is my duty to teach you to be better behaved (with the help of my trusty hairbrush).
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fabulous specs. 😍
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That moment when you visit the Ladies in a posh restaurant and realise you've worn a blouse that matches perfectly with the floor. 😆
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really? You thought it was a good idea to be defiant?
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Keep answering back. Go on, see where it gets you. 🤨
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100%
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Explain to me why you're not at your desk and I will explain why that's the wrong answer.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, I am going to use this plimsoll to get the message across good and proper. Now bend over here.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't think I don't know what you've done.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a rum punch with a kick.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chilli cocktail. Hot, hot, HOT!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you. 😊
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you know what this is? It's what's going to make you learn to behave yourself!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn't give you permission to leave early just because it's Friday.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you make a booking to see me, yes.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Six of the best? Or twelve? Or maybe more!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Over my knee. Now. No arguing or you will be making your situation ten times worse.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The photo doesn't do them justice. Thank you for the bouquet, B.
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