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Mistress Cat

@mistresscat.bsky.social
575 followers 78 following 715 posts

Disciplinarian with chambers on the Surrey/Sussex border. www.mistress-cat.co.uk

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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you. They are beautiful. 😍
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We all fear that one incredibly well behaved student: www.facebook.com/61594141884291/videos/1839800103844523/ 😄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just love a bit of carbon to sort the men from... well, you know.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which will it be?
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just come downstairs from that shocking state of a room you call a bedroom! It's an absolute tip! I have no choice but to use my Scholl to reiterate that when I say "tidy your room" I mean tidy your room!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Merci pour le café, E.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh dear, oh dear...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just had a visit from someone with Parkinson's. He arrived with the shakes and left without. I want to know the science behind that.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cocktail courtesy of MJ.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your lurid behaviour doesn't come as a surprise to me. I am just disappointed in you and feel it is my duty to teach you to be better behaved (with the help of my trusty hairbrush).
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That moment when you visit the Ladies in a posh restaurant and realise you've worn a blouse that matches perfectly with the floor. 😆
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really? You thought it was a good idea to be defiant?
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Keep answering back. Go on, see where it gets you. 🤨
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100%
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Explain to me why you're not at your desk and I will explain why that's the wrong answer.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, I am going to use this plimsoll to get the message across good and proper. Now bend over here.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't think I don't know what you've done.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chilli cocktail. Hot, hot, HOT!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you know what this is? It's what's going to make you learn to behave yourself!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn't give you permission to leave early just because it's Friday.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Six of the best? Or twelve? Or maybe more!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Over my knee. Now. No arguing or you will be making your situation ten times worse.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The photo doesn't do them justice. Thank you for the bouquet, B.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Congratulations to the gent who was set a target to lose weight and beat the target. The next target is even more challenging, but he knows the consequences of failing!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1970s vibe today.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday evening cocktails courtesy of MJ. Thank you! 🍸
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do I need to remind you what this Scholl sandal is going to be used for again??
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lovely feedback. ☺️
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This handwriting is appalling and will not be tolerated!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You. Yes, YOU!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You seem to forget who's in charge sometimes. Let me remind you...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Come and sit down. Make yourself comfortable...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You'll get here right now and apologise!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did you think it was a good idea to keep me waiting??
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just to clarify on my last post: Your bad behaviour, not mine!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm back! Ready for the beginning of a new month and - no doubt - old bad behaviours that need correcting.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'll have a palm tree in mine, please. 😄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Time for tea.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Escaping the Bank Holiday weekend rain. Cheers! ☺️
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It has a 'bite' to it. As you will be finding out!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You deserve a proper dusting down!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today's visitor was very quick to point out the name of the wine was a reference to himself, not me! 😄
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Harking back to the days when the sight of the slipper sent a shiver down your spine.
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Crook handle or straight handle?
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don't keep me waiting!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My backhand is pretty effective too!
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes, of course I'd love to drive all the way to Lancashire to stay with a complete stranger. Nothing 🚩 about that at all...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thank you, J, for my favourite fizz. ☺️
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just checking my seams are straight...
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Mistress Cat @mistresscat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What I said was "Do your homework." I don't recall saying "Just scribble in the margin." Hold out your hand, palm up.
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