The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry I've not posted in a while, I've been busy making new music and also tuning my piano to every note of Flight of the Bumblebee 241
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Parent tip: if you can't afford a computer, cut cheese into tiny cubes and tell your kids it's MineKraft 040
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Turns out I have quite a bit in common with my stick blender 010
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Having a clear out of my MIL's garage and found this, might have a play later with the kids, sure it'll be fine! 051
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Been busy brewing some hot new tunes - prepare for The Beware Gallery on 20 March, physical and digi release with Waxing Crescent Records! 031
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Very happy to announce my new album "The Beware Gallery" due for release 20th March with Waxing Crescent Records - waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social with incredible artwork by Leehams Spellbook! 081
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026My son pushed some nails into a banana. Thinking of submitting this to the Tate 191
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort 071
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far! 092
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 04/10/2025You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you 070
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com 000
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/07/2025So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads 200
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror. 051
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/06/2025FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played 030
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Bought my autistic/adhd son this £2 battery powered fidget toy today. It's just a series of LEDs with switches assigned, but it's got me thinking there must be someone in my friends list who has the arcane knowledge and skill to turn it into a functioning mini-synth? SURELY 251
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Now drinking...something which doesn't have any discernable difference in taste to Yorkshire tea but I'll die before admitting it's not better 010
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Having a go at making custom band t-shirts 010
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/04/2025So for those of you who've been diligently checking on the growth of my water-absorbing dinosaur, I'm sorry to report he seems to have reached his maximum height and girth. So I'm not convinced it was 500x as advertised but he's still a big unit and I'm proud of him. 030
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 07/04/2025New video dropping later today, recorded late 2022 when my Eurorack was still in its infancy, look how cute it was ahhhh 160
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Starting guitar build #2, just need to prep and glue the body blanks today, but thinking of doing a tele baritone. Open to other suggestions for this nice bit of sipo mahogany 050
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Very excited to announce details of my new album! The Eyes and the Mistoids - Luna Terra Sol Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social Artwork by Alan Gillhespy Catalogue Number: WC 68 Release Date: April 11th 2025 2025 Waxing Crescent Records 150
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/03/2025The funniest thing about this chord other than being impossible is nearly all the notes are an E, and the one that isn't you'd probably end up muting anyway. Incredible flex by the big Al H. 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 16/03/2025They're so desperate to turn Grok into a verb but unfortunately it just sounds like something a frog does for self pleasure 151
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/03/2025This is the only car design that can save Tesla 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I am thrilled to announce I have a new release with Waxing Crescent Records coming very soon. This album has been an absolute labour of love and I can't wait to share it with you. 060
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Expanding Dino update: growth rate appears to be slowing possibly due to the square cube law or something. Anyway I'm not convinced he's even close to the advertised 500x size so the experiment continues! Also he's been joined by a mermaid. And I found a bigger tupperware container for them both. 030
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Just to prove I'm actually practicing here's a clip of me struggling through the easy bit. No idea how anyone can get through all 3 movements without eating their own head 030
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 16/02/2025FFS Rachmaninov do you want to just simmer down a bit 6535
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 02/02/2025It's been a couple of weeks and I know some of you are living for these updates so I'm happy to report Expanding Dino is still slowly getting bigger. He's now too girthy for the tupperware container so I've had to move him to my biggest pan. 041
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Lost my popshield so had to adapt an old foam cover to fit. Feels a bit disconcerting singing into this for some reason. 060
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Here's a snippet of 'The World Below' from my band The Bitter Lake. New EP 'Blue' available now on Bandcamp (name your price). Okay that's enough self promo, normal daft posts will resume soon thebitterlake.bandcamp.com/album/blue 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Expanding Dino update! It's been 12 days since I last checked in and I can't believe how much my boy has grown! I had to change receptacles as he outgrew his bowl and he's rapidly filling out a cereal container. If he keeps going at this rate I'll need to swap to a bucket or something. 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The lad enjoying his new homemade pedalboard. I was hoping to steer him into 70s fusion but he's more interested in experimental noise 2230
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Me then: mmm garlic and herb roule Me now: looks like bird shit on me crackers Gromit 030
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Dino update, he's definitely grown a bit, checking against a probably inaccurate ruler from a child's playset he's now clocking in at just over 5 inches from top to tail. I've swapped his water and will measure again in a few more days! 162
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 01/01/2025My son got one of these dinosaurs that expand when immersed in water. The website says it's made of polymers which can gradually absorb up to 500 times their weight, so my 2025 plan is to test this out. If my calculations are correct it should be bigger than my house by the end of the year. 070
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Fucking hell Ravel do you think I've got 10 hands 130
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Enjoy this snippet of a tune I'm working on. I call it 'Santa please don't lick my eyelids while I sleep' 050
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My wife made these cool fairy dwellings out of recycling and leaves and sticks and bits, just look how fucking cool they are! 010
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Just looked to my right while playing piano and fucking shat myself 020
The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This feral beast ate my work headphones this morning. You might think 'oh he's just a baby, he didn't know what he was doing, you shouldn't have left them within easy reach' but believe me when I say he did it with rage in his eyes and malice in his heart 020