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The Eyes and the Mistoids

@mistoids.bsky.social
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Pianist/Composer - I have a number of releases with Waxing Crescent Records, my latest album 'The Beware Gallery' here waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/… linktr.ee/theeyesandthemistoids

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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Up to mischief again
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I've not posted in a while, I've been busy making new music and also tuning my piano to every note of Flight of the Bumblebee
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Best buddies
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Parent tip: if you can't afford a computer, cut cheese into tiny cubes and tell your kids it's MineKraft
Cheese cubesKid playing MineKraft
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Turns out I have quite a bit in common with my stick blender
Stick blender instructions
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
👽🧙‍♂️🎶🎹☕
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Having a clear out of my MIL's garage and found this, might have a play later with the kids, sure it'll be fine!
A 1950s kids chemistry set1950s chemicals and an asbestos board
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Been busy brewing some hot new tunes - prepare for The Beware Gallery on 20 March, physical and digi release with Waxing Crescent Records!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Very happy to announce my new album "The Beware Gallery" due for release 20th March with Waxing Crescent Records - waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social with incredible artwork by Leehams Spellbook!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A screenshot of a waveform for a new track I posted over 2.5 years ago
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My son pushed some nails into a banana. Thinking of submitting this to the Tate
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort
New telecaster buildNew Tele build finished with strings on
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning
Stone in the shape of an Xbox controller, lying on the beach
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads
A tsunami of foam beads More foam beads
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Bought my autistic/adhd son this £2 battery powered fidget toy today. It's just a series of LEDs with switches assigned, but it's got me thinking there must be someone in my friends list who has the arcane knowledge and skill to turn it into a functioning mini-synth? SURELY
Cool fidget toy with switches and LEDs
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Now drinking...something which doesn't have any discernable difference in taste to Yorkshire tea but I'll die before admitting it's not better
A box of Lancashire Teabags, the best tea in the world by miles, better than any of that Yorkshire shite
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Having a go at making custom band t-shirts
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So for those of you who've been diligently checking on the growth of my water-absorbing dinosaur, I'm sorry to report he seems to have reached his maximum height and girth. So I'm not convinced it was 500x as advertised but he's still a big unit and I'm proud of him.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
New video dropping later today, recorded late 2022 when my Eurorack was still in its infancy, look how cute it was ahhhh
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Starting guitar build #2, just need to prep and glue the body blanks today, but thinking of doing a tele baritone. Open to other suggestions for this nice bit of sipo mahogany
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Very excited to announce details of my new album! The Eyes and the Mistoids - Luna Terra Sol Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social Artwork by Alan Gillhespy Catalogue Number: WC 68 Release Date: April 11th 2025 2025 Waxing Crescent Records
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Coming soon 🌙🌍☀️
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The funniest thing about this chord other than being impossible is nearly all the notes are an E, and the one that isn't you'd probably end up muting anyway. Incredible flex by the big Al H.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
They're so desperate to turn Grok into a verb but unfortunately it just sounds like something a frog does for self pleasure
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is the only car design that can save Tesla
A sleek and stylish quack mobile, an innovative duck-on-wheels car design
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I am thrilled to announce I have a new release with Waxing Crescent Records coming very soon. This album has been an absolute labour of love and I can't wait to share it with you.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Expanding Dino update: growth rate appears to be slowing possibly due to the square cube law or something. Anyway I'm not convinced he's even close to the advertised 500x size so the experiment continues! Also he's been joined by a mermaid. And I found a bigger tupperware container for them both.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just to prove I'm actually practicing here's a clip of me struggling through the easy bit. No idea how anyone can get through all 3 movements without eating their own head
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
FFS Rachmaninov do you want to just simmer down a bit
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It's been a couple of weeks and I know some of you are living for these updates so I'm happy to report Expanding Dino is still slowly getting bigger. He's now too girthy for the tupperware container so I've had to move him to my biggest pan.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Lost my popshield so had to adapt an old foam cover to fit. Feels a bit disconcerting singing into this for some reason.
My microphone looks like a penis.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Here's a snippet of 'The World Below' from my band The Bitter Lake. New EP 'Blue' available now on Bandcamp (name your price). Okay that's enough self promo, normal daft posts will resume soon thebitterlake.bandcamp.com/album/blue
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Expanding Dino update! It's been 12 days since I last checked in and I can't believe how much my boy has grown! I had to change receptacles as he outgrew his bowl and he's rapidly filling out a cereal container. If he keeps going at this rate I'll need to swap to a bucket or something.
Dino boy in a plastic cereal containerClose up of Dino boy's big face
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The lad enjoying his new homemade pedalboard. I was hoping to steer him into 70s fusion but he's more interested in experimental noise
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Me then: mmm garlic and herb roule Me now: looks like bird shit on me crackers Gromit
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Dino update, he's definitely grown a bit, checking against a probably inaccurate ruler from a child's playset he's now clocking in at just over 5 inches from top to tail. I've swapped his water and will measure again in a few more days!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My son got one of these dinosaurs that expand when immersed in water. The website says it's made of polymers which can gradually absorb up to 500 times their weight, so my 2025 plan is to test this out. If my calculations are correct it should be bigger than my house by the end of the year.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fucking hell Ravel do you think I've got 10 hands
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Enjoy this snippet of a tune I'm working on. I call it 'Santa please don't lick my eyelids while I sleep'
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My wife made these cool fairy dwellings out of recycling and leaves and sticks and bits, just look how fucking cool they are!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just looked to my right while playing piano and fucking shat myself
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This feral beast ate my work headphones this morning. You might think 'oh he's just a baby, he didn't know what he was doing, you shouldn't have left them within easy reach' but believe me when I say he did it with rage in his eyes and malice in his heart
A vicious animal
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