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The Eyes and the Mistoids

@mistoids.bsky.social
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Pianist/Composer - I have a number of releases with Waxing Crescent Records, my latest album 'The Beware Gallery' here waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/… linktr.ee/theeyesandthemistoids

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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Up to mischief again
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I've not posted in a while, I've been busy making new music and also tuning my piano to every note of Flight of the Bumblebee
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hooray all my chickens are coming home! I just hope they don't do anything stupid like roost
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nobody will admit it but In The Hall Of The Mountain King is the best song to have sex to
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My wife, coming downstairs after a 90,000°C shower: whew it's so warm, is it me or is it boiling in here, christ I'm melting, now I know how Arnie felt at the end of T2, will you feel my head, I'm going to open some windows, could be a temperature, or maybe it's the menopause, is the heating on?
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Trevlad @trevlad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This episode titled Lost Dance Mantra is based on the track Sum Dance by Steve Zydek aka Wavefiler, from the split EP Area Flood, which comes out on May 15 via a label very dear to me Mystery Circles.
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Lost Dance Mantra
Good day to you listeners, wherever you are. This is Trevor.Welcome once again to one of these spontaneous episodes – music from all over the world, sparked by a single track that appears somewhere inside the set itself. This episode titled Lost Dance Mantra is based on the track Sum Dance by Steve Zydek aka Wavefiler, from the split EP Area Flood, which comes out on May 15 via a label very dear to me Mystery Circles. All the other tracks happened to just fit the vibe.So settle in, turn it up a bit if you can, and let’s see where it takes us.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Best buddies
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Leigh Wright @wyrddaze.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Magic Door: a mix of transition with wonders by @mortalitytables.bsky.social @machinefabriek.bsky.social @quietdetails.bsky.social @mugwood.bsky.social @subexotic.bsky.social @mistoids.bsky.social @andrewspackman.bsky.social wyrddaze.wordpress.com/2026/04/24/t...
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The Magic Door
I started publishing music mixes on Mixcloud in 2012, soon after I had moved to Quebec to be with my wife, Natasha, who always encouraged my strange activities. The whole concept of Wyrd Daze as a …
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There are just two tapes left of my new album The Beware Gallery. Lots of genre experimentation going on here, bit of jazz, bit of classical, bit of techno, all the good stuff, I recommend putting it on while you walk round the Tate Modern waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...
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The Beware Gallery, by The Eyes and the Mistoids
11 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Help! I need somebody Help! Not just anybody Help! I wish I could be more specific
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Parent tip: if you can't afford a computer, cut cheese into tiny cubes and tell your kids it's MineKraft
Cheese cubesKid playing MineKraft
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Turns out I have quite a bit in common with my stick blender
Stick blender instructions
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
👽🧙‍♂️🎶🎹☕
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Beware Gallery - down to the last handful of tape copies with the label, thanks so much to everyone who has listened and supported 🎹☕🎶🐢🧙‍♂️ waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...
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The Beware Gallery, by The Eyes and the Mistoids
11 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Having a clear out of my MIL's garage and found this, might have a play later with the kids, sure it'll be fine!
A 1950s kids chemistry set1950s chemicals and an asbestos board
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I had a dream last night I blagged a cool French band into letting me jam with them live onstage and they agreed so I pulled my guitar out my bag but it was absolutely covered in baked beans and the band were all like 'ahhh le English and their beans' and it was humiliating
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My new album The Beware Gallery is here! Available to listen to and purchase from Waxing crescent Records, with a limited number of tapes featuring amazing artwork by Leeham the Wizard 🧙‍♂️🎹🎶☕🐢 waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...
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The Beware Gallery, by The Eyes and the Mistoids
11 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Been busy brewing some hot new tunes - prepare for The Beware Gallery on 20 March, physical and digi release with Waxing Crescent Records!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Very happy to announce my new album "The Beware Gallery" due for release 20th March with Waxing Crescent Records - waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social with incredible artwork by Leehams Spellbook!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A screenshot of a waveform for a new track I posted over 2.5 years ago
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I just rang the shoe shop, the banana warehouse, and the stapler store, and nobody was answering the bloody phone
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My son pushed some nails into a banana. Thinking of submitting this to the Tate
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I use 100% AI in all my music. That's right, Actual Instruments.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
today it hailed the birds pecked at the ground thinking it was food
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Even though I've not seen it, I had a dream I was in Stranger Things and I got to say the pivotal line 'wow things are getting really strange'
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort
New telecaster buildNew Tele build finished with strings on
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If anyone I know is planning on getting raptured today and want to offload their music gear free of charge please DM me, happy to help out
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Dear pianists who do a little jump on their seat when they hit a big chord, stop it with those Bugs Bunny antics
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My latest musical offering, a collection of quite daft but no less lovingly crafted songs written over the past 5 years. Have a gander doomfoot.bandcamp.com/album/what-t...
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What the hell is this, by DOOMFOOT
24 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
'Mmm I really love when my beer tastes like grapefruit' said nobody ever
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
On this date in 2017 I released my most ambitious recording project; Mecha - a concept album about a great big robot. Lots going on here - piano, synths, drums, guitars, violins, big fucking riffs, and even a little cameo from @polypores.bsky.social theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/mecha
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MECHA, by The Eyes And The Mistoids
8 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Not sure what this game is but I think I'm winning
Stone in the shape of an Xbox controller, lying on the beach
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So like a month after getting our cavity walls insulated I go to get some suitcases from the loft space and the stupid bastards have filled up half of it with tiny foam beads
A tsunami of foam beads More foam beads
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hey people, after the label sold out I now have a limited number of CDs available for Luna Terra Sol on my Bandcamp. If you missed out on the first run then this is your last chance to add a pretty cool album to your pile of precious objects. theeyesandthemistoids.bandcamp.com/album/luna-t...
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Luna Terra Sol, by The Eyes And The Mistoids
9 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It's Scarecrow Week in my neck of the woods. Here's a small sample of the horror.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
FFS so I bought a new air con on tick and now it's freezing again?? Well played England, well played
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Big shout out to my car for deciding today was a great day for the air con to stop functioning
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
In these sunny times I like to mix Coca Cola with Diet Coke to make what I call Okay Coke. It's neither one thing nor the other, it sits in the middle and is just sort of okay.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I don't know which dads need to hear this today but your grass is totally fine
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Bought my autistic/adhd son this £2 battery powered fidget toy today. It's just a series of LEDs with switches assigned, but it's got me thinking there must be someone in my friends list who has the arcane knowledge and skill to turn it into a functioning mini-synth? SURELY
Cool fidget toy with switches and LEDs
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Friday is always a good day for new music, never more so than today with Polypores releasing an incredible new record, and Almanna Town releasing Sample 30, music based around a couple of field recordings which features a Mistoidified track too ;) allmannatown.bandcamp.com/album/sample...
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Sample 30, by Allmanna Town
6 track album
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Woof. Pour this down your ear canals.
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Very happy to have contributed a bit of Mistoids madness to this release 😎 Release date this Friday!
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Now drinking...something which doesn't have any discernable difference in taste to Yorkshire tea but I'll die before admitting it's not better
A box of Lancashire Teabags, the best tea in the world by miles, better than any of that Yorkshire shite
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
In just a couple of years £84 has gone to feeling more like £38
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The Eyes and the Mistoids @mistoids.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Having a go at making custom band t-shirts
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