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MisterZymurgy

@misterzymurgy.bsky.social
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I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white, suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war.

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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social I know pre-order won't start for a few weeks but I think we can agree we need to get another turkey from Thoma's this year, maybe even bigger than last year since it made us actually want to eat turkey again. I recall the leftovers were a bit slim.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Floor tickets for A Perfect Circle in St Louis next year acquired. Haven't seen them in a few years. Got smart and locked down my hotel before they got crazy with the rates.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did my part for 9/25
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Metallica 2027 tour tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am. May try for Madison.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tested my fridge/freezer and brought back 10lbs of homemade pierogi from the chicagoland area. Plenty of kielbasa too. A bunch of italian stuff too from a grocery in tinley park, heat and serve stuff made by flabby armed grandmas. And real gelato. Oh shit is it good.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Cursed Malort on Instagram: "Roll that beautiful bean footage. It’s time to try Baked Beans infused Malört #cursedmalort #tastetest #beans #infusion #foodscience"
5,258 likes, 383 comments - cursedmalort on August 21, 2026: "Roll that beautiful bean footage. It’s time to try Baked Beans infused Malört #cursedmalort #tastetest #beans #infusion #foodscience".
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Prices are going to skyrocket in the next year I bet.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back from another concert trip. I like finding ethnic grocers on these trips and bringing back what goodness I can. Found this spot in Tinley Park. share.google/2H3Ry8YuLyix... Only problems is it's hard to bring back frozen stuff on ice and fresh stuff as well without thawing or water logging.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5 years ago today I was moving back to Iowa. I stopped in Billings MT as it was my 2nd day, rough 1st because Denny's. I watching the extended versions of LOTR so this was 2 Towers day. Stayed at a Homewood on the edge of town and had the most mid meal from an upscale (looking) place. #pipeweed
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jenkurka.bsky.social hey young lady will be doing a drop off this week because reasons. Will let you know.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I visited the prairie kitchen store and ended up adopting this little guy. It needed a home.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh I'm gonna make al pastor tacos and elote cups for one tailgate meal.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone protect Elvira as the last bastion of morality and huge norks.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who had Ottumwa on their 2026 bingo card as Ground Zero? Also, if you needed another reason to avoid Pizza Ranch here you be. iowaspulse.com/iowa-measles...
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Iowa measles outbreak at 16 cases; Ottumwa Pizza Ranch listed as exposure site
Iowa health officials say 16 measles cases have been confirmed in 2026 and listed an Ottumwa Pizza Ranch as a possible exposure site.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nothing like opening a pack of fresh chicken to be hit by the stench of bacterial growth. I know it's a coincidence among the sea of current recalls but the future of our food chains in the hands of project 2025 is worrisome.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tailgates are a bit away but I'm already thinking of what food to make.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A Halloween home game this year? Oh boy I get to dress up slutty
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Next week I have to go over to Chicago area for work so I will be going here: youtube.com/shorts/tyMWE...
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Oldest Polish Buffet in America! 🇺🇸 🇵🇱
YouTube video by Jon Barr Shorts
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm updating an ancient work SOP for measuring the absorption of oats and have decided to substitute in the word moist as often as possible. #mildlyevil
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I may actually go to see the new Spooderman movie in a real live theatre.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If ya'll think the air is bad you should have been in Oregon in 2020.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pissed off some guy at Stout's who was just standing and staring at the corn by grabbing my own as he eyefucked it. I have no respect for those with no shopping agenda.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Investigators find human bones in Coralville
Investigators say they’ve “recovered multiple bones believed to be human remains.”
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I, uh, I'm ok with this scenario.
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White House Explodes in Alien Attack
ALT: White House Explodes in Alien Attack
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Weird Al was great last night. Rest of the week is free for me so it's grocery shopping for munchies, gummies, Space Marine 2, and movies about nazis getting shot while I make/eat double decker tacos. #perfectday
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's hot wing night. Do a two fry method then toss in sauce heated in a double boiler. Thinking it's korean time. Honey garlic brussel sprouts to add something healthy.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We had corporate wide awards yesterday for our five pillars of excellence. I took the 2025 Be Agile award, which is basically a fluff back-patting trophy but you're damn right I will be bringing it up around raise time.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When did pancheros slide from ok to shitty?
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@oniowa.bsky.social
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Beavis and Butthead: You're Old!
ALT: Beavis and Butthead: You're Old!
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you leave your gummies in the car and they all melt into one it just counts as one right?
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ok so there was some talk about these gummy worms at TJ's that for some reason have a ridiculous fiber content. I bought some. I ate...a bunch. This was problematic.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wonder when fresh peas will start showing up at the farmers market. I could use a dose.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Filthy Cabbage with potato and cheese pierogi
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I might try this and fart myself to work in the morning.
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FILTHY CABBAGE #cabbage #cabbagerecipe #dirtycabbage #easydinnerideas #recipe
YouTube video by BigYellowGuyCooks
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Eww. Guess I won't be going there anymore. Maybe one last time. I'd throw produce but groceries are too damn expensive.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
First Traeger smoke went well. Love the set it and forget it nature. Can finally do long smokes and overnight without hassle of babysitting a fire. Des Moines bacon company rack was great. Slight trim needed but nice overall. Decent smoke ring and a pretty good end product.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
New Traeger smoker delivered. Love the small form factor. Still adequate for as much BBQ as I want to do at once. Funny thing is the pellet hopper is just as large as the other models so overnight smokes will be no trouble. I did the high temp burn in today to season it, will make ribs tomorrow.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
After many frustrating experiences with my smoker I'm moving up. No more tending the smoke box, no more constantly trying to dial in the temps, and no more popped breakers from high power draw. I can set & forget it for long overnight smokes, plus it's small enough to take to a tailgate with ease.
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Traeger Tailgater 20 Wood Pellet Grill Black Mfr# TFB30KLF - Ace Hardware
The Traeger Tailgater Wood Pellet Grill is a portable grill and smoker that is perfect for tailgating, camping, and other outdoor adventures. It is compact and lightweight, making it easy to transport...
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So this is how the show went Saturday. And then I had to walk to the hotel amidst a bunch of idiots doing a street takeover www.jsonline.com/story/entert...
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Fans frustrated by abrupt, early end to May 16 Dethklok show at Landmark Live
Landmark Credit Union Live said ticket holders should receive an email with information soon but did not say whether refunds would be issued.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pregaming in Milwaukee for Amon Amarth / Dethklok. There's a market across the street that makes slushy mules. Dangerous
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
New Eat Shop location in Coralville opens tomorrow. Nummers.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My sweet n sour buldak chicken. Needed more heat
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Grilled some jerk marinated chicky boob and roasted off some veg to go with. #asparsguspee
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The "back way" to Costco, Walmart etc via my neighborhood is officially closed for roundabout installation and traffic on heartland and commerce drive has officially gone nuts. Fair warning to stay away around popular hours.
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MisterZymurgy @misterzymurgy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's a wild turkey kinda night
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