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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Americans. Google british flapjacks. Good morning.

MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

24 points isnt the worst - good offense, good players. But that Dallas D is trash, and they shut the #eagles down. Can we admit the OC sucks yet, or does our record still protect him from all criticism?

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Nakobe is the only #Eagles standing out tonight.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

This is an extremely "guy" concern, but I just realized that I accidentally packed the exact number of pairs of underwear as days im going to be away.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I just had an argument with my teenage daughter regarding facts of the menstrual cycle, and I won. I accept this win on behalf of dads everywhere, but seriously, the school system is failing our kids.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I mean, the Smith retirement, the perfect qb rating, big win in minny (they hate us), and BG coming back? We are so back, #eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I dont have a clue whats going on but... BRING CJ HOME.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

So, im not getting into it, but I neglected a superstition the past couple weeks. I put things right yesterday, and Smith retired today. I cant explain it just yet, but Smith had to go. If Eagles win this Sunday and look good, the season is back on track. #eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Honestly, a loss isnt the end of the world. Takes the pressure of "20/21" off of them, and it may allow the coaches to finally stop tossing the record at us and FIX THESE OBVIOUS PROBLEMS. #Eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I have listened to a song about Travis Kelce's dick before 8 am, on this Friday morning. So how is your life going?

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I'm willing to bet the #Eagles have a scout at this Alabama Georgia game. Just call it a hunch.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Arizonas end zone art is elite. Maybe the best in the NFL. Their unis are cool. The helmet logo is not working for me.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

#Eagles fans visiting Tampa: - Frenchys is a good local seafood place, but Big Ray's Fish Camp is my go-to for grouper sammy. - Cuban food is a must. Not just the sandwich, get the rice, beans, and roast pork. - Hydrate! The stadium is 90% full sun all day. Bring a rally towel and a hat.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

An "insider" saying the eagles are still making trade calls is like on draft day when people skeet, "The eagles will draft a player this weekend."

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

In my house, a CJGJ return would be celebrated. #eagles Come home.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Hypothetical: would you redraft the #Eagles 2021 picks as 1 - Micah Parsons 2 - Landon Dickerson 3 - St. Brown or Nico Collins This is not an anti-smith post. But knowing two WR1s are available in the 3rd rd would soften the loss of Smith and Parsons would have retired an Eagle.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Patullo finally using his emergency play that has the super bowl MVP throw to his all pro top WR. #eagles (They come back to win)

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two men are sitting in front of a laptop computer .

ALT: two men are sitting in front of a laptop computer .

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Matt Pryor showing up to the empty warehouse and seeing patullo. Patullo asks why Pryor wanted to meet him so urgently. Pryor, confused, said the text said patullo wanted to meet. The realization sets in when Howie appears from the shadows.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Obviously, I want giants to lose any game, but man would it be funny if chiefs went 0-3. Any kingdom fans start blaming Swift yet?

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Remember in like 2018-2020 when the vikings had like a mini rivalry with the #Eagles. Then the niners tried to start something, but Eagles won that window too. Now the Rams are trying to make this a thing, but they're 0-4 against us since 2023. Keep circling that calendar, though.

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Dean @dean.gatorsphilly.us · 21/09/2025

3-0 #Eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I feel like every year (every. Year.) We have to start with this safe gameplay for Hurts, then there is a "oh yeah, Hurts f*ucks" game and then they let him ball out. Glad we got it out of the way in week 3. #eagles

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IgglesJawn 🦅 @igglesjawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Everybody “better” than #Jalen #Hurts, until it’s time to beat Jalen Hurts. 🦅 #GoBirds #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL Way to go #Jordan #Davis!

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Do we really need a 2023 repeat of EVERYONE knowing the OC is a moron, but Hurts finds ways to win so you sit on your hands and let it all fall apart? #eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I hate this offensive scheme and play calling. #eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Chris Jones is a talented NFL player, but I only hear his name when people report hes been crying and throwing a tantrum. They made you put a hand in the dirt to act along with a ceremonial game ending play. But go off, I guess.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Is Jakorian Bennett really a worse option than Adoree Jackson? #eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I heard the world has one less nazi.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

NFL making this weekend all rivalry match ups was an elite decision.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Tampa just threw a pass that was borderline out of bounds. They ran to the line to get a play off, but no challenge was thrown, so they chose NOT to run a play and call a time out. That gave atl more time to review, then they challenged. Play overturned, tampa backed up, a fg was kicked and missed.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Lmao suck it Butker go back to the kitchen and make me a grilled cheese

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Someone asked me if they were around d long enough to be "allowed" to tell people they were an eagles fan Listen, being an Eagles fan is a state of mind. If you have GO BIRDS in your heart, then you're part of the family with full benefits.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Howie calls on every player, so they are always named as a suitor on every trade rumor. But, I do think they 110% tried to get Parsons. Our firsts will be similar value to GBs and our DTs, not named Carter, are better too. Im sure Jerry just told Howie NO and refused to talk about a sweeter deal.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

#Eagles hype video. "We have enough miracles to qualify for sainthood" is an awesome line. youtu.be/YFgbCJ-AQCo?...

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Brotherly Love - Philadelphia Eagles

YouTube video by Eagles Zone

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Saw a video where Hurts is talking about how the Dagger was actually his suggestion. My takeaway is how happy he looked talking about it. I really think he slayed some demons, and I bet this season will see a lighter version of Hurts. #Eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Love that a dude is named Little Jr.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Isaiah Simmons and Isaiah foskey seem like howies type of low risk, high reward pick ups. Also, cam akers is an interesting guy right now. #eagles

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

On a human level, I hope this man puts in the work and thrives. But you MFers made me waste time on "tush push terminator" BS memes and unhinged hype. You know who you are. The way some of you thought the champs were worried about this man.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Watching this game like, yall live like this?

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Great publicity since im watching Carolina Cleveland right now.

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MisterWhitworth @misterwhitworth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025