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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥)

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Dustin -he/him/they/them/???? -oldtype/earthnoid -uh sup? its kinda mostly just me rambling incoherently bout my hyper fixations tbh -hear me whack drums: @antarticus.bandcamp.com free palestine fuck ice trans rights acab watch gundam go bills

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok now can we all admit we were being overly dramatic about the alt uniforms now, yea that game wasn’t great but the uniforms are fine anything’s better than blue imo
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
james cook you beautiful sunovabitch FUCK YOU GO BILLS!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just give the refs the ball at this point man
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
alright bills just play simple football no need for hero shit just get it done
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
glad we stopped a td there but lord that drive ate up way too much clock
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man i hate fox, stop with those awful ai highlights that look nothing like allen or cook
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
allen coulda ran that in wtf man
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
happy to see ty johnson making moves
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 27/09/2026
Guys, it's not the uniforms, the players are playing shitty.
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i certainly don’t claim to know how to cook or anything but if there’s one thing i can make, it’s a mean pizza
photo of a hot honey pepperoni pizza sitting on my counter fresh out the oven
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this game is so horrible more flags than plays, elks are being the sin eater for the argos playing like assholes, our defense seems to not be able to figure out kelly literally only has one move which is throw ball and hope for the best
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
refs bailing the argos out on every play, they commentators blowing them talking about them like they're actually a good this is exhausting so far man
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
big dubs! fuck you go bills!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
finally a TD from my boi Cook!!!!!!!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we got the lions shaking in their cleats lmaoooooo
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man i missed watching the bills lfgggg
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ton of white boy guilt, that's my problem
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
elks win then the bills win, it’s my birthday smoke em/ and or crack a cold one if you gottem everybody”
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FUCK YOU GO BILLS!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
come on bills get it done it’s my birthday
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
now to enjoy some more of edmontons finest
hand holding a purple tall boy of beer called juice box hero from bent stick brewing and an open pizza box with a pepperoni pizza inside from tony’s pizza
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me when i got to watch the edmonton elks absolutely smash the stampeders 53-16 live in person
photo of a sticker with a smiling maple leaf that says “a happy canadian” plastered on the stall in bathroom of commonwealth stadium
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lmaooo they’ve taken fajardo out of this game cuz the elks are spanking calgary so bad
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ELKS FOOTBALL IN THE FLESH BABYEEEEE!!!
my hand holding a grape coors seltzer in front of commonwealth stadium field to see the edmonton elks play some football
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
was so close to heaven today
shot of the labatt factory in edmonton
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I make certain That my head is connected to my body
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if they could just put that new metroid out on switch 1 that’d be great for me personally
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
finally figured out why links new face in the OoT remake was bugging me
links face from the upcoming ocarina of time remake baby grinch from the live action grinch movie
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oof roughriders fans... sorry yall (yet another edmonton w)
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
holy hell what a comeback for edmonton can't wait to watch the rematch in person on saturday!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4th quarter edmonton elks man! whole different team every time
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
edmonton vs calgary better be a more exciting game next week when im there in person than this labour day classic has been so far...
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
is that an Autopsy reference in... fortnite?????
screenshot from fortnite showing a character standing in front of a poster in a POI that shows various other fortnite characters in surgical garb looking down on a subject with various tools in hand and its says "our precision is surgical" cover for autopsy's severed survival which shows 4 ghoulish figures in surgical garb looking down on a subject with various surgical tools covered in blood in there hands
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mop @mopfr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me after i drink a coke zero
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
man that new gundam game looks absolutely repugnant visually it’s insane ,but also i’m a big dumb idiot so i’ll probably smoke that game to the roach when it comes out anyways
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ELKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I LOVE CANADIAN FOOTBALL!!!!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ok nvm edmonton is back baybeee
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
winnepeg is literally running the same play on repeat and we still can't stop them????
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
elks wtf is going on why are we so damn toothless tonight
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bills win and an elks win in the same day my football heart is full
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
glad to see my boi Rankin making plays again!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@theelksherd.bsky.social just saw yall cheering for that Rankin td!!!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
alright sorry bills but elks are playing now and this game actually matters
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
while i may be unexcited about the nikke/persona collab going on in the game right now despite being a massive fan of both games, gotta say the p5-esque tunes that cosmograph cooked up for this event are some certified heaters!!!!
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this edmonton vs montreal game is brutal man first one this season ive felt like turning off
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains (grundge isn't even in the the top 5 best genres from the 90's imo so this is ez street)
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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
went and saw some cool dinosaurs today with my love @snotghoul.bsky.social
dinosaur bones hanging from the ceiling at a museum dinosaur bones (raptor) from inside a plastic viewing bubble full dinosaur skeleton (gorgosaurus)  on display in a museum dinosaur skull  (edmontonsaurus) on display
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