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MisterretsiM

@misterretsim.bsky.social
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Erotica author. He/Him. Writing futa, hyper and other ridiculous things! Consider supporting me on Patreon: patreon.com/MisterretsiM MINORS BEGONE!

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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 13h
I watched The Long Goodbye, directed by Robert Altman, starring Elliott Gould I’ve seen this movie called a satire, but that didn’t feel quite right to me. It’s very nihilistic, and Gould’s character is very irreverent, but the movie itself isn’t. I liked it - I enjoyed the sustained bleakness
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Mr Peculiar 🔞 NEW ANIMATION OUT @mrpecu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As of this month I can officially say that I've been drawing tits and dicks for 10 years. Happy anniversary to me! Pic unrelated, I just wanted to draw the meme dress #OC / #Sue
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Over 25k words into this comm but unfortunately also a bit under the weather
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
20k. About halfway done
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
15k words into this comm
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10k now
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Started a new comm recently. Over 5k words into it. The growth/expansion train just keeps chugging along!
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New story out on Patreon titled “Gloryhole Growth” Tayloris flat as a board, and to make matters worse, she finds herself in the constant presence of busty women flaunting their assets. So she buys sketchy pills online to change herself! Subscribe to read now: www.patreon.com/MisterretsiM...
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New story out on Patreon titled “Gloryhole Growth” Tayloris flat as a board, and to make matters worse, she finds herself in the constant presence of busty women flaunting their assets. So she buys sketchy pills online to change herself! Subscribe to read now: www.patreon.com/MisterretsiM...
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And finished!
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Oppreciator @oppreciator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being the Demon King means very few people are willing to dominate you, whether it be out of fear or respect. Then along comes an orc who is twice your size and several times your weight, and shoves your face into her forest of armpit hair in a show of dominance. No wonder he fell in love.
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hello I am reminding you to read this
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lucy Looks for Love chapter 3 is out on Literotica now: www.literotica.com/s/lucy-looks...
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Lucy Looks for Love Ch. 03 - Transgender - Literotica.com
Sometimes things just get worse.
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Soviet Marmalade @sovietmarmalade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
While I am very grateful I find my drawings of Boss Megan very hot (like enough that it overtakes my critical art part of the brain) - I feel it really makes me focus waayyy too much on her Still love her cock in this one despite the overall piece being a lil unfinished.. #AnnenMegan #futanari
Anne and Megan's reflections on a mirror. They are taking a selfie/groupie together. Megan has a very obvious erection through her underwear. It becomes more swollen despite seemingly already finishing in Anne.
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey y'all, releasing the third chapter of my series Lucy Looks for Love Things get better between Reagan and Lucy - and then they don't! Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/291678...
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hello I return from the dead. Lucy Looks for Love chapter 3 is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... This is not a happy chapter :)
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Hentai Foundry
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
45k words
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think my worst trait as a writer in terms of the process, is that I so rarely end a day of writing at a stopping point. Sometimes it happens naturally, but I swear most of the time I return to discover I left off in the middle of a sentence, staring down a semi-colon that trails off into the abyss
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Oh yeah a story about a gloryhole and breast expansion, this’ll be simple…” I should’ve known better than to trust myself
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
40k words into this story. I’ve let it get out of hand
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Oppreciator @oppreciator.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Chief of the Bloodtusk Clan Gara Wildemane got her name for her untameable head of hair, and she decided to roll with it. Her dense forest of armpit hair and its powerful, overwhelming musk is what broke Alura first, and now he's hooked. I'm pretty sure if she shaved he'd cry.
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m at over 35k words in this story. Still not feeling great but making progress
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Maddlong @maddylong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hello! Call me Maddy. I draw, write, and philosophise about kink-oriented, queer, erotic art. My main project is Uncontrollable Urge, a religious fantasy poly-romance OC smutfic. AMA - alterspring.org/@maddlongart Alt acc (kinks + personal) - hornygigja.bsky.social Other Links - linktr.ee/maddlong
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven’t gotten a good nights sleep in like 4 days, which is why there hasn’t been any writing progress updates or movie reviews. I’ve been feeling really brain fried.
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I watched Angel Face, directed by Otto Preminger, starring Robert Mitchum (which is the main reason I picked it) It wasn’t very good. Predictable and weird and like, sexist in the way movies from the 50s were that made the plot and twists uninteresting. Really didn’t do much for me
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Watched Jean-Luc Godard’s “Breathless” An interesting movie. I liked it a good deal, but it definitely goes in the category of classic movies that, while I can see why they were classics in the first place, didn’t blow me away. I was a big fan of Belmondo’s acting too
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hit 25k words yesterday
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Also, I swear I don’t just sit around and watch movies all day - I do write a lot! It actually takes me about 2-3 days on average to get through a movie, just because I have very specific times I like to watch them: an hour before bed, and when I’m having breakfast
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watched Pakula’s All the President’s Men - wanted to finish his “paranoia trilogy” I think the craziest part of this movie is that it came out only a couple of years after Watergate and its so good. Very tense, very frantic. Great acting all around ofc. The quintessential political thriller, really
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Watched “Three Days of the Condor” directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Robert Redford Really good spy movie. Really great soundtrack too, really snazzy. Very high energy and intense. Still politically relevant to this day - even 50 years ago we were obsessed with oil in the Middle East
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Most recent watch was The Battle of Algiers, directed by Gillo Pontecorvo An immeasurably powerful film. Like the rawest documentary that’s not actually a documentary. Every shot, every line, every expression - literally not a single miss amongst them. Not a wasted second
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
20k words into this current WIP
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also, the siege of the Third Castle scene is like, one of the most hellish depictions of battle I’ve ever seen in any movie. It was terrible in the way it should be. Visceral
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Newest movie I finished is Kurosawa’s Ran What do I even say at this point about Kurosawa? He was like in his 70s when he made this and it’s a masterpiece. How many masterpieces can one director have? And Tatsuya Nakadai was fucking magnificent as the lead, just an unbelievably good actor. Christ
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My favorite part of watching non-English films on totally legitimate streaming sites is spending 10 minutes rewinding the first scene over and over again while I try to find the subtitles that match the pace of the dialogue the closest
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Over 15k words into this story
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I watched Thunderball, the 4th James Bond film. It was fine. It was a Bond film where they saw what made Goldfinger so successful and leaned into them. Which meant it was fun, but nothing special. Also, this one was the first where Bond’s behavior towards women felt truly predatory at times
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watched Ingmar Bergman’s “Through a Glass Darkly” - movie I’ve wanted to watch for ages Fascinating film. An isolated look at the human condition. Almost meta. Not as effective as The Seventh Seal, imo, but still good. The lead, Harriet Anderson, was a powerhouse.
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hit 10k yesterday
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
At @graciart.bsky.social’s recommendation I watched Sam Peckinpah’s The Wild Bunch. I always enjoy a good “end of the Wild West” type western. Peckinpah does a great job of making guns feel powerful. Many of his filming techniques felt ahead of their time - I was surprised at how old the film was
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Kwaidan” directed by Masaki Kobayashi was a movie I recently watched. Technically a horror but more eerie. Also an anthology so hard to rate The 2nd short “The Woman of the Snow” was my fav. Tragic and beautifully shot with really amazing backgrounds and scenery. Almost felt more like a play
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SparklingLava @sparklinglava.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Real As in, real big. Real heavy. Real firm. Uhhhh, real sexy. I don't have a punchline, just monkey brain; sorry.
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Over 5k words written for my current story and I think I’ve figured out what I’m doing
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I released a new story on Patreon yesterday - A Very Special Client - for an anonymous commissioner! Terry, a femboy masseuse, has a new client, Clara. Clara is a lot of woman, and that includes what she has going on below the waist! Subscribe to read! www.patreon.com/MisterretsiM...
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watched The Hidden (1987) directed by Jack Sholder and starring everyone’s favorite, Kyle MacLachlan (Chris Mulkey who was also in Twin Peaks was in it too) Fun movie! Like a B-movie but with a bit bigger budget. Nice simple sci-fi plot and plenty of violence. Enjoyable even if was nothing special
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I fixed it (and made a bit of forward progress) but tbh idk if the fixing achieved what I wanted. Some of it is what I’m aiming for, for sure, but maybe not all
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
While I wait for the commissioner to finish reading the comm I wrote for them, I started a new story. But I don’t know if anything I’ve written for it is good or not so… might have to rewrite it already
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another movie I watched was 1992’s Full Contact dir. by Ringo Lam, starring Chow Yun-fat and Anthony Wong It was alright. Pretty standard HK action film. Lots of betrayal and shooting and death. The “bullet cam” thing they did was cool though.
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Azimuth J. Moore @azimuthjmoore.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
new mayport character she came to me in a dream archiveofourown.org/works/829388...
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The Many Sunsets of Mayport - Chapter 14 - Azimuth J Moore (AzimuthMoore) - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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MisterretsiM @misterretsim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Watched Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In (directed by Soi Cheang) at the recommendation of a friend. A more recent HK action movie Plot and characters weren’t anything to write home about, but the action was incredible. The last fight scene especially. Kowloon is such a cool setting too
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