Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/06/2025Everybody SHUT the FUCK UP Kristen Kish is going to be on the Traitors #TheTraitorsUS 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 06/03/2025Dubstep mfs be like “I don’t listen to techno” but threw tf down as soon as “Satisfaction” by Benny Benassi came on at the high school dance. Just be honest 020 2
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 27/01/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT get a tattoo of your team’s logo with the Lombardi trophy until AFTER they’ve won. Birds fans, I’m looking at you. 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 20/01/2025FUCK YEAH! I didn’t get a chance to watch but just stoked you got a chance to be on stream congrats! 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 20/01/2025I saw this which seems to be kind of a jack-of-all-trades deck that can cover most matchups. Not sure how consistent it is since I haven’t played it yet limitlesstcg.com/decks/list/j...limitlesstcg.com11th Place Deck City League Chiba 01/11 – Limitless11th Place Deck City League Chiba 01/11 - by むまこ - 11th January 2025 010 1
Reposted by Mister MallardPatrick @talktopatrick.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This is just hate. No one is being protected. No one is being helped. No one is benefiting outside of old rich white cis men who benefit from the status quo. If you’re seeing this news and feeling anxiety and fear and hopelessness, just know that you aren’t alone. www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...thefp.comEXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more. 001 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 20/01/2025BLUESKY SAID FUCK TIKTOK FUCK REELS HERES YOUR NON-PROPAGANDA VIDEOS LETS GOOOO 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/01/2025Togekiss has lil feeties like they can walk around or sumn I love it. Also the espurr is perfect. Not a brain cell in sight. 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/01/2025@moorekismet.bsky.social ummm… why you didn’t tell us you can sing like that boo 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/01/2025I’m so mad about the scalpers raising prismatic evolutions prices like crazy because this set is so fun to open and I just want a Gholdengo SIR for my binder but assholes want to make money off of a children’s game. I blame Jake Paul. 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 14/01/2025The US House has officially passed its first primarily targeted anti-LGBTQ+ legislation. I hope everyone who said nothing would change is watching. The presidency hasn’t even started and the changes have begun. 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/01/2025Angelus’ behavior got me ALL the way fucked up 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/01/2025Hart and I have been watching #Buffy the Vampire Slayer (a rewatch for them, my first time) and I’ve been loving it. However, I’m about halfway through season 2 and my disdain for Xander grows. 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/01/2025Definitely building it. The mainstream side of the scene definitely doesn’t love to move around too much since there aren’t many morals about corporate consumption. Definitely starting to see some more underground stuff on here 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 12/01/2025I’m sorry but “killa killa Zeds Dead” from Bassmentality is still the hardest pre-drop vocal ever don’t fucking @ me. #dubstep #bassmusic #edm #zedsdead 030 3
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/01/2025Without spoiling it, #Traitors season 3 has already made my jaw drop more times than the other two season have in total and I’m only 2 episodes in 010 1
Reposted by Mister Mallardrenqcomedy.bsky.social @renqcomedy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025If y’all think what #meta is doing to #trans creators isn’t censorship, you’re wrong 💔 25012 50
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 09/01/2025I’m just ready for the next set that’s going to give us like five new top archetypes so I can stop seeing drago bolt and zard fucking everywhere. I’m so tired. #PokemonTCG #PTCGL #Pokemon 120 2
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 02/01/2025I shit on so many people for seeing wicked multiple times in theaters and I am now here to apologize because I just watched it and immediately felt the impulse to watch it again. Holy shit what an amazing movie 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 29/12/2024Can someone explain Levity to me? Not to be a hater but their Hijinx set was just every vocal used in 2014-2017 trap sets with boilerplate dubstep underneath. There was no flow or energy shift in their set, just the same vibe for an hour. Am I missing something? 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 28/12/2024@madeon.net what are you up to in Philadelphia today? Come have brunch with me and my partner 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 24/12/2024Guys what the fuck Joker 2 is so good? I’m not done yet but I’m enjoying it so much 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 19/12/2024Marshmello took $9 million from a federal arts relief program so taxpayers could pay him to exist. Meanwhile he was doing concerts on fucking Fortnite. Stop playing into the insomniac/ultra headliner industry. #edm #dubstep #bassmusic #raves www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...businessinsider.comHow rich musicians billed American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million-dollar bonusesPop stars took advantage of the SVOG grant, using COVID relief funds for luxury spending. Lil Wayne bought Balenciaga and flew private. 061 6
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/12/2024They’re going to charge Luigi with terrorism but they don’t give the same protections to middle schoolers who get shot. Explain to me how killing school children isn’t an act of terror? 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 16/12/2024Borderlands 2 tiny Tina DLC got me cryin on the train right now 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 15/12/2024Conclave was crazy holy shit. I was like “oh ok a movie about the Catholic Church whatever” but sheeeesh what a movie. Highly highly recommend you will be very pleasantly surprised with the climax of that movie unless you suck 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/12/2024Everybody shut the FUCK up Borderlands 4 has been announced and it’s coming out in 2025 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/12/2024I tested it myself and it’s slightly clunky. It’s tough because I think some more search cards could help - you may only need like 2 crispins? 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/12/2024@lunanotlove.bsky.social so is it effectively just quad thorns but you use Sylveon to thin their bench out? 110 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/12/2024Replying just so I can hear about how this deck works out. I’m very very curious. 110 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/12/2024I remember watching The Batman and being like “no way people would be this chill about someone killing public officials very publicly and just like cracking jokes online” but now it’s happening in real life and honestly I’m not surprised at all 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 09/12/2024I know $10k is a lot of money and could absolutely change someone’s life, especially a McDonald’s employee in Altoona, PA. But also. That’s class traitor behavior. 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 08/12/2024At what point do they tell the UH CEO’s family “there’s not much we can do. Most crimes like this go unsolved” like the majority of other murder cases? Or are they going to keep spending taxpayer dollars on a manhunt because he was a rich white guy? 000 0
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 07/12/2024Porter Robinson acknowledging Spitfire like a man acknowledging the step son who finally scored a goal in his soccer game. Maybe one day we’ll get to hear “I’m proud” 020 2
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 03/12/2024Is this the new meta? Just plug and play your favorite pokemon into a terapagos archetype? Not complaining just trying to figure out if I need to reprioritize the singles I’m picking up 😅 100 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 03/12/2024I just played against a Klawf/terapagos at locals tonight. I had brought the wrong decks but I got my ass handed to me 110 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 01/12/2024The most trans thing about the matrix is watching it as an adult and realizing you missed ALL the signs that it’s a trans movie as a kid 020 2
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 25/11/2024It’s just people complaining about the constricted meta and I just want to be like there’s a better version that’s more interesting and fun but I also want to let people enjoy what they enjoy. Give them a year and a lot of them will graduate to the full game 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 25/11/2024Me looking at that Gholdengo deck that finished top 3 at Sacramento regionals 020 2
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 25/11/2024Ty because my entire Pokemon TCG feed was filled with TCG pocket for like days at one point 110 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 25/11/2024Day 9! Mat Zo - Synapse Dynamics (Arty Remix) Another throwback! I got into dance music through trance and electrohouse and while I loved the big SHM saws something about this track always really got to me. youtu.be/IG_lYKMS7yU?... #edm #tranceyoutu.beMat Zo - Synapse Dynamics (Arty Remix)YouTube video by Ben 030 3
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 24/11/2024So don’t keep your head up. Just keep doing what you’re doing. Sometimes all we can do is tread water and that’s fine. All of the bullshit is temporary but it doesn’t make it suck less as you go through it. I know I’m an internet stranger but I also like being a safe person so dm’s are open 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 24/11/2024It’s really easy to be like “keep your head up it’ll get better” but honestly it sounds like you’ve really gone through it. And it’s ok to go through it. It’s ok to not be ok. It’s awesome that you’re expressing it and identifying patterns of where it’s coming from. 110 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 23/11/2024I’d been buying cards and playing the TCG before pocket came out. I’ve been encouraging people to try the full TCG. It’s got a wider meta and more interesting mechanics and, yeah, the collecting aspect is super fun. 010 1
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 22/11/2024Day 8! Felix Da Housecat - Sinner Winner (Let’s Be Friends Remix) Just peak electrohouse. No notes. I had this shit on loop back in 2014. youtu.be/K-Pv2VIccyY?... #edm #electrohouseyoutu.beFelix da Housecat - Sinner Winner (Lets Be Friends Remix)YouTube video by Tasty 020 2
