Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/06/2025Everybody SHUT the FUCK UP Kristen Kish is going to be on the Traitors #TheTraitorsUS 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 06/03/2025Dubstep mfs be like “I don’t listen to techno” but threw tf down as soon as “Satisfaction” by Benny Benassi came on at the high school dance. Just be honest 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 27/01/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT get a tattoo of your team’s logo with the Lombardi trophy until AFTER they’ve won. Birds fans, I’m looking at you. 000
Reposted by Mister MallardPatrick @talktopatrick.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This is just hate. No one is being protected. No one is being helped. No one is benefiting outside of old rich white cis men who benefit from the status quo. If you’re seeing this news and feeling anxiety and fear and hopelessness, just know that you aren’t alone. www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...thefp.comEXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more. 001
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 20/01/2025BLUESKY SAID FUCK TIKTOK FUCK REELS HERES YOUR NON-PROPAGANDA VIDEOS LETS GOOOO 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/01/2025@moorekismet.bsky.social ummm… why you didn’t tell us you can sing like that boo 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/01/2025I’m so mad about the scalpers raising prismatic evolutions prices like crazy because this set is so fun to open and I just want a Gholdengo SIR for my binder but assholes want to make money off of a children’s game. I blame Jake Paul. 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 14/01/2025The US House has officially passed its first primarily targeted anti-LGBTQ+ legislation. I hope everyone who said nothing would change is watching. The presidency hasn’t even started and the changes have begun. 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/01/2025Angelus’ behavior got me ALL the way fucked up 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/01/2025Hart and I have been watching #Buffy the Vampire Slayer (a rewatch for them, my first time) and I’ve been loving it. However, I’m about halfway through season 2 and my disdain for Xander grows. 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 12/01/2025I’m sorry but “killa killa Zeds Dead” from Bassmentality is still the hardest pre-drop vocal ever don’t fucking @ me. #dubstep #bassmusic #edm #zedsdead 030
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/01/2025Without spoiling it, #Traitors season 3 has already made my jaw drop more times than the other two season have in total and I’m only 2 episodes in 010
Reposted by Mister Mallardrenqcomedy.bsky.social @renqcomedy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025If y’all think what #meta is doing to #trans creators isn’t censorship, you’re wrong 💔 25112
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 09/01/2025I’m just ready for the next set that’s going to give us like five new top archetypes so I can stop seeing drago bolt and zard fucking everywhere. I’m so tired. #PokemonTCG #PTCGL #Pokemon 120
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 02/01/2025I shit on so many people for seeing wicked multiple times in theaters and I am now here to apologize because I just watched it and immediately felt the impulse to watch it again. Holy shit what an amazing movie 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 29/12/2024Can someone explain Levity to me? Not to be a hater but their Hijinx set was just every vocal used in 2014-2017 trap sets with boilerplate dubstep underneath. There was no flow or energy shift in their set, just the same vibe for an hour. Am I missing something? 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 28/12/2024@madeon.net what are you up to in Philadelphia today? Come have brunch with me and my partner 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 24/12/2024Guys what the fuck Joker 2 is so good? I’m not done yet but I’m enjoying it so much 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 19/12/2024Marshmello took $9 million from a federal arts relief program so taxpayers could pay him to exist. Meanwhile he was doing concerts on fucking Fortnite. Stop playing into the insomniac/ultra headliner industry. #edm #dubstep #bassmusic #raves www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...businessinsider.comHow rich musicians billed American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million-dollar bonusesPop stars took advantage of the SVOG grant, using COVID relief funds for luxury spending. Lil Wayne bought Balenciaga and flew private. 061
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/12/2024They’re going to charge Luigi with terrorism but they don’t give the same protections to middle schoolers who get shot. Explain to me how killing school children isn’t an act of terror? 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 16/12/2024Borderlands 2 tiny Tina DLC got me cryin on the train right now 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 15/12/2024Conclave was crazy holy shit. I was like “oh ok a movie about the Catholic Church whatever” but sheeeesh what a movie. Highly highly recommend you will be very pleasantly surprised with the climax of that movie unless you suck 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 13/12/2024Everybody shut the FUCK up Borderlands 4 has been announced and it’s coming out in 2025 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 10/12/2024I remember watching The Batman and being like “no way people would be this chill about someone killing public officials very publicly and just like cracking jokes online” but now it’s happening in real life and honestly I’m not surprised at all 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 09/12/2024I know $10k is a lot of money and could absolutely change someone’s life, especially a McDonald’s employee in Altoona, PA. But also. That’s class traitor behavior. 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 08/12/2024At what point do they tell the UH CEO’s family “there’s not much we can do. Most crimes like this go unsolved” like the majority of other murder cases? Or are they going to keep spending taxpayer dollars on a manhunt because he was a rich white guy? 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 07/12/2024Porter Robinson acknowledging Spitfire like a man acknowledging the step son who finally scored a goal in his soccer game. Maybe one day we’ll get to hear “I’m proud” 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 01/12/2024The most trans thing about the matrix is watching it as an adult and realizing you missed ALL the signs that it’s a trans movie as a kid 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 25/11/2024Me looking at that Gholdengo deck that finished top 3 at Sacramento regionals 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 25/11/2024Day 9! Mat Zo - Synapse Dynamics (Arty Remix) Another throwback! I got into dance music through trance and electrohouse and while I loved the big SHM saws something about this track always really got to me. youtu.be/IG_lYKMS7yU?... #edm #tranceyoutu.beMat Zo - Synapse Dynamics (Arty Remix)YouTube video by Ben 030
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 22/11/2024Day 8! Felix Da Housecat - Sinner Winner (Let’s Be Friends Remix) Just peak electrohouse. No notes. I had this shit on loop back in 2014. youtu.be/K-Pv2VIccyY?... #edm #electrohouseyoutu.beFelix da Housecat - Sinner Winner (Lets Be Friends Remix)YouTube video by Tasty 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 22/11/2024Smh some of yall didn’t learn type loyalty from Gen 1 and it shows (I couldn’t pick quaxly I just couldn’t do it) 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 22/11/2024Day 7 “Connection” by Supertask. This is one of my go-to tracks for when I just need a good song to help me calm my brain. The whole EP slaps but the title track deserves a shoutout. youtu.be/fD_Y50NXDL4?... #bassmusic #supertask #promoskyyoutu.beConnectionYouTube video by Supertask - Topic 050
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 20/11/2024Day 6 “On The Field Like…” by Troyboi. This guy has been making some of the most incredible trap-inspired bass music for so long. This track reminds me of all the trap-inspired music that was coming out around 2014-2015. youtu.be/YOY6L1klJPc?... #bassmusic #edmtrap #troyboiyoutu.beTroyBoi - On The Field Like... (Official Audio)YouTube video by TroyBoi 030
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 19/11/2024Day 5! Noisia - Diplodocus (Kill The Noise Remix) This is the song that got me into dnb in the first place. Solid mix of halftime and heavy dnb, way ahead of its time as was anything Noisia or KTN touched. I miss growl basses. youtu.be/l9spbWxsyfQ?... #dnb #drumnbass #promoskyyoutu.beNoisia - Diplodocus (Kill The Noise Remix)YouTube video by Noisia 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 19/11/2024Hey happy International Men’s Day to all the trans men who see this. You’re more of a man than anyone using this “holiday” as an excuse to be toxic 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024I used to get psyched to poop at work because like the company was paying me to take a fifteen minute poop break. After two years with a bidet at home, I’ve become acutely aware of yet another environment in which our employers are providing subpar work conditions. 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024Since the Cowboys suck, the title of “America’s Team” will be distributed weekly, by me, to the team that deserves it most based on my own criteria. This week, it’s the Buffalo Bills for showing everyone that the Chiefs are not that good. The rest of the season will be the Eagles. 030
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024Day 4! Not My Problems by Player Dave. I take a train early in the morning for work and I have a low key playlist to help with the morning mood. This track always gets me in a good headspace. youtu.be/zihB3ghiXUM?...youtu.beNot My ProblemsYouTube video by Player Dave - Topic 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024I would love nothing more than to watch this game be the start of the Chiefs having the same exact season the Eagles had last year. Undefeated start but next thing you know Mahomes is throwing 4 INT’s to the Browns in week 14 and they’re barely grabbing a wild card and getting rinsed in round 1 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024Wtf is Tim Burchett doing on Have I Got News For You? Like… nobody on his team said “you’re going to look dumb. They will make you look dumb.” Is this how desperate these weird politicians are for some appointment? They need the sound bites that badly? 210
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024If you see this post your favorite pokemon (Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing.)media.tenor.coma cartoon duck is floating on a green circle in the waterALT: a cartoon duck is floating on a green circle in the water 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024Day 3 Portal by Zejibo. We love to see Philly artists make it onto national stage and this dude has been killing it. This track is dark, heavy, and really cleverly produced. youtu.be/FkW6KTMAaw4?... #dnb #drumnbass #promoskyyoutu.bezejibo - Portal (Aspire Higher EP Release)YouTube video by Aspire Higher 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 16/11/2024Everyone complaining about the tiny meta in #PTCGP needs to just make the shift to the full game. There are like 10 meta decks and dozens of viable competitive decks plus actual interesting mechanics and card interactions. I will be a hater until I die. 000
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 16/11/2024Millennials would rather back up the self checkout line with a weeks worth of groceries than talk to a cashier. 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 16/11/2024Day 2 (I will miss some because ADHD) PartyTool_001 by Ternion Sound. This track is like if ternion made In Your Head by G Jones and I’m here for it. Similar format and vibe, but the production is just so clean. #dubstep #bassmusic #promosky 120
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 14/11/2024Sharing a song a day until I find some edm friends! Today is Creeper by Bou & Upgrade feat. Chimpo #dnb #drumnbass #edm #bassmusic #promosky youtu.be/QHKpw9d95OM?...youtu.beBou & Upgrade - Creeper (ft. Chimpo)YouTube video by CriticalMusic 020
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 11/11/2024If you’re ever worried about doing something that feels beneath you or you’re overqualified for it but you need to make ends meet, remember that JK Simmons has an Oscar for whiplash but he’s still an insurance spokesperson. 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 11/11/2024I hope people on PTCGO know that when I do the thumbs up emote I’m not being toxic, I’m genuinely impressed by whatever play they just made. I know there’s a good reason there’s no chat, but sometimes I just want to gas up my opponent and it feels passive aggressive 010
Mister Mallard @mistermallard.gobirds.online · 11/11/2024Being an eagles fan means watching them beat a lifelong rival team 34-6 and still being mad at how they played 041
