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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
being a bottom but also loving being face deep in bro butt
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
anyway stream B’Day 20th anniversary
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gay people shouldn’t have to work and I shouldn’t have to explain any further
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just think that
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Welcome to my world. It’s nice here.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You want ME to work TODAY, the 4 year anniversary of Beyonces album Renaissance?? idts.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
there’s a severe lack of me being naked and having sex on a boat rn
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the thought of a possible Beyoncé and Gaga collab in addition to an eventual telephone part ii just makes me sooo ahhhh
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is for you @pinkponysub.bsky.social x.com/austinwilde/...
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
to all of you who’ve been to a nude beach already this summer
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Rachel: I'm So Happy and Not Jealous
ALT: Rachel: I'm So Happy and Not Jealous
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Aerial_Knight @aerialknight.com · 06/07/2026
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’d like to be the one that @pinkponysub.bsky.social is watching with @anotherhungtop.bsky.social
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
didn’t take a single firework picture or video
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mommy knew I missed her and came running!!
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
BEYONCÉ WHATTTT
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Zuri Love 🦇 Sacramento Bay Area @zurilove.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Good things coming, good things coming
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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A meme of Britney Spears smiling next to a busy city street with the text “people shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me, get out of my way bitch”.
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today I am here dragvestigating in the backrooms, shoutout to the backrooms DOLLSSS baby the backrooms DOLLSSS YASSS press number 1 in the comments if you’ve ever been in a backROOOOM HUNNY!
Lushious Massacr in her signature bob, green sundress, and Jessica Simpson pink purse. She’s standing in the backrooms, another dimension made up of an endless labyrinth of unflattering yellow office environment rooms with musty carpets and fluorescent lights.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride! 🤍🩷🩵🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Wendy Williams stuns for pride month
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Miss Piggy wearing a white fur coat and pink sash with text on the image that says “my boobs are big because that’s where my rage is stored”.
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I just want to play with it @pinkponysub.bsky.social
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Tony @rafachi.latinsky.app · 29/05/2026
Beyoncé if you see this
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
me pretending not to care about act iii so Beyoncé drops it tonight
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Adele's Unimpressed Look
ALT: Adele's Unimpressed Look
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
no work today
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
just remembered that bitches ain't shit
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants sits in a lotus position on a rock
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants sits in a lotus position on a rock
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
actually the cuuutessttt omg??
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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A black woman with a short bob is talking into a microphone and smoking a cigarette, saying “play with ya pussy hoe, don’t play with me”.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ROCK ERA CONFIRMED 💀🤘🏼
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Before I am a gay man, I am a Beyoncé fan.
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
THIS!
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
everyone is being really annoying today except for me, who is perfect
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
destiny’s child:
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
As someone born on the 22nd of a month, I concur.
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Noah @noahwaybabes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the way my sex drive is legit either 0 or I can’t stop thinking about every guy I see bending me over and shoving his dick in me
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Saying No to people ♥️♥️♥️
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Andrew Palmer 🎃 @andrewp97.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
too old for the draft
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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
size queens are such a turn off. it’s one thing to appreciate a big dick, it’s another to shame & exclude those that aren’t and act like you’re too good for average sized men. irks me to my core bc i can’t stand body shamers. if u exclude others, i exclude you 🤷🏻‍♂️
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m soooo good at spending money if anyone has any extra
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
once again asking the universe why I, a beautiful woman, must work for a living
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ReXXXnyc 🦖 @rexxxnyc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I can't sleep...wish I had some deep slow strokes to knock me out. 😞
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The Twink™️ @nick131.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I want to be NAKED on a BEACH
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
As a Beyoncé stan I will not over think The Beyoncé photo shoot. ☎️
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You can *always* trust a muppet
Elmo likes beyonce
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Jason Voorhees smelling flowers with the text “when it’s Friday the 13th but tomorrow is Valentine’s Day”.
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Tucci Enthusia$t @dmmo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Groundhog day more like POUNDhog day ha ha ha hi there I crave the touch of a man
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The moment when the thought crossed your mind to send a feet pic to @pinkponysub.bsky.social but you reconsider because there’s no dynamic outside of a parasocial one.
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a winnie the pooh cartoon says think think think think think think
ALT: a winnie the pooh cartoon says think think think think think think
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
she truly could do it all
Actress Catherine O’Hara on the show The Last Of Us saying “you can’t heal from something unless you’re brave enough to say something out loud”.
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Justin @virtualjustin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”
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Jordan @misterjordanow.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
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BurghGuy @cagedpitt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I want to be naked on a beach…. 🫠
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