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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀

@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
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NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 11h
Hey Spooky Friends, when you enter your local Spirit Halloween, what is the first branded costume display you see? Ghost Face? Disney Princesses? Beetlejuice? K-pop Demon Hunters? Something else? Just curious to know if all the stores were directed to do what mine does, or if it’s just a fluke.
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 12h
How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A f
Liberty Biberty
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 19h
we need another horror movie-inspired silly rap song like “A Nightmare On My Street” for today’s kids which means it would probably be about liminal spaces or something
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 14h
There’s gotta be a reason, I just can’t put my foot on it… 🙃
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 14h
Missed opportunity for food like Curry White, Tommy Voss Water, and They’re All Gonna Laugh At Stew
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 14h
I guess the signs were there all along
Anyone But You poster
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 16h
more like republiglen ha got his ass
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 17h
Oh sorry, you said WRONG answers. But yeah, no real reason for this one to be making the rounds again 🙃
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 17h
We did this last May. 😉
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 17h
This was how I discovered you’d vanished! I was like “why didn’t he tag Jesse???” and then I looked for evidence and you were gone! 😭
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 19h
Disneyland’s castle was apparently unavailable for a photo. 😒
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 19h
we need another horror movie-inspired silly rap song like “A Nightmare On My Street” for today’s kids which means it would probably be about liminal spaces or something
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 20h
Still from Up: Russel clinging to the wall on Carl’s porch, with speech bubble
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A very merry Mad Hatter Day (10/6) to you!
Mad Hatter in Magic Kingdom’s Celebrate A Dream Come True Parade
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gym ✅ Blood work ✅ Haircut ✅ Lunch ✅ Busy day, and I’m just getting started 🤓
Selfie of me, with my goofy face
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A very merry Mad Hatter Day (10/6) to you!
Mad Hatter in Magic Kingdom’s Celebrate A Dream Come True Parade
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Related, this is how some of you are tryna be this Halloween
The backs of the monster cereal boxes, with instructions to create your own puppet, but without being folded the cutouts just have huge gaping mouths
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heidi pushing Clara off the cliff meme modified with Sam instead of Clara
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jay from It Follows, with speech bubble
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spooky Fun Fact: The words floorboard / floorboards never appear in Edgar Allan Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart. You’re probably quoting it wrong. 🫀
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care if the Al prompt tells you to “repost this if you—“, it’s Al, we don’t want it on our feeds. And you can’t feign ignorance at this point; you’re terminally online so I know you know it’s the same cartoon-themed slop they’ve been parading around for years.
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Birthday!
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sistaaahs
The Sanderson Sisters from Hocus Pocus
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dorothy cowering from the maniacally laughing Wicked Witch in her crystal ball
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t slam in the back of your dragula
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cursed to forget their real identities in a small town in Maine called Star Creek where a man named John Lucas runs a tea shop at 1701 Logg Street and a young scholar named Weston attends Star Creek Academy
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angelica Schuyler and Alexander Hamilton, from the musical, with speech bubble
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MarkDonald’s
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October 3 October 4
Cady Heron in math classRegina George getting hit by a bus
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s more likely than you think!
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t slam in the back of your dragula
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s giving
Quote from Friends: “You signed it Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani”
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🩵🩵🩵
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still from Mean Girls: Aaron Samuels asking Cady Heron the date, with speech bubble
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is very good actually
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still from The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Janet nursing Rocky’s wounds, with speech bubble
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
godDAMMIT
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me during Spooky Season
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark Cohen while working for Buzzline:
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Tin Man, with speech bubble
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone do Doctober yet
Doc from Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cumpkin
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
creating the races of Middle-Earth can be hobbit forming
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Warm weather in October isn’t terrible when I’ve got new shirts like this
RSVLTS Haunted Mansion stretching portrait shirt
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me during Spooky Season
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he…
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Locktober Shocktober Barreltober
Lock, Shock, and Barrel from The Nightmare Before Christmas
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All right, ghouls and goblins: Which Monster Cereal icon is the most queer-coded? Boo Berry? (Dapper hat and bow tie) Franken Berry? (Strawberry nail polish) Count Chocula? (Cape)
This year’s monster cereal boxes
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he…
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Passengers aboard the RMS Titanic when the ship abruptly came to a stop:
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