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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My mom & sister are dog groomers & while visiting were talking about the fact that like half of all dogs are named bella and most bellas are not well behaved. My friend didn't believe them so now they send pics of the bellas they groom every day with star ratings lmao
Picture of a large white-ish poodle mix rated 2 starsAnother large poodle mix, black, rated 1.5 stars. My sister clarifies that the only reason she's not a full 1 star is she doesn't bite.A chubby little black mutt with a gray muzzle rated 1,000,000 stars 💜A deceptively sweet looking white shih tzu type dog rated 1 star. I say "aw she looks so polite" and my mom replies "she is not!!!
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still working on the cat cave 😅
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooh I have one of those I call my scrap yarn blanket! It's a bit bigger than this now but this is the only picture I have
The beginnings of a circular crocheted blanket using yarn of various colors in various amounts
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I forget who posted the one I saw yesterday but here's mine 🥲 bravery, integrity, and patience at the top is nice & feels accurate but perseverance is my weakness thank u adhd lmao I wish I acted with more kindness first but ya boy has strong opinions about right & wrong & isn't great at couching
Crystal's undertale personality results: bravery 72%, integrity 67%, patience 64%, determination 55%, justice 48%, kindness 45%, perseverance 24%
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh btw lol I was asked by a film crew not to post any photos of te henga/bethells beach but there I also saw where stede threw his love letters & the cave & where they ran at each other & where they hung out after fighting FOR LOVE what a day 💜🌈🦄🏴‍☠️
Photo of crystal standing in front of the site of the inn at the end of season 2Photo of crystal's friend pretending to be izzy's headstone
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also Black Pete :o we should form a club. Or a gang. Pete would love a gang of clones of himself. uquiz.com/quiz/TZF9mz/...
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@self-induljennt.bsky.social 's spongestede art made me remember my spongebob meme gentlebeard from 2022 lol #ofmd
Pencil drawing of Ed making a "you like krabby patties don't you squidward" face and saying "I'm blackbeard" while Stede is surprised patrick
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Let's gooooo
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Pillow, bookmarks, fidgets, AUTHENTIC plank & bit of treasure map, encouraging prints, and a rainbow dog bandana in honor of my dear departed doggo that I will probably gift to a dear doggo friend of his Old pic of dear dog & me attached bc I miss him so gd much 💜
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Post a tree you photographed This one was so bright & pretty
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I've been in the blanket fort for 3 weeks & this is the first time I've thought to reference it that's how u know I'm rly hanging on by a thread lowkey does anyone know a frankenstein but for dogs
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Said goodbye almost exactly 24 hrs ago & I hate hate hate my house without him
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hi
A fluffy black cat lying in bed, mostly asleep
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Also my most recent fic is always my favorite (in this case, also my first 🌶🔥) archiveofourown.org/works/59373349 I accidentally went a whole ass year without posting any fic oops last yr sucked but if you liked this maybe keep an eye out for pt 2 soon 👀
[Ao3 screencap] Summary:
He's allowed to do that if he wants to because he and Stede have an arrangement.

Either of them can use the other any time they want.
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Tried a brief art stint early on, loved this screencap so much & was satisfied with my little rendition 💜 somft
Pencil drawing of the scene where Ed touches the rather exquisite cashmere to his cheek above his beard ahhhh
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
They cancelled our show but I got this and countless hours of reading and writing an connecting online #LongLiveOFMD
A group of Blackbeard cosplayers at NYCC 2023Four crew members & six OFMD stars at NYCC 2023Five of many pals met at cons, notably Galaxy Con Columbus 20242025 Pirate campers showing our Mary's lighthouse paintings
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is so subjective but my only difference between visited & stayed is stayed is for an extended period which basically translated to a parent lives/d there lol. I took want to be here as specifically want to visit someday so~ tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My old man dog is not doing so great anymore (although you wouldn't know from just watching him) & my anxiety about the inevitable end is sky-high. But here he is in his new sweater, handmade by a friend, being the best boy ever. Pls send all your best vibes toward a gentle resolution for him ✨️💜
Black and white pitty mix on a couch, smiling & showing off his new handmade granny square sweater
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I don't love that dress overall but the deep V on both is soooo
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Reskeet with a time you looked cool. I haven't looked cool in 2 years bc I decided to grow my hair out & got new glasses 😔
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
S2 e1/2 Ed
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I went outside yesterday & it seemed like fall had suddenly arrived that very day
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This was the most fun I've ever had actually
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I just got so jumpscared by this notification before thinking why would he be the first to announce lmao
Screenshot of a tweet from Nat Facon announcing season 3 but of some show called loot, not our flag means death
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Post you from a different era I'm not very old and I haven't changed very much so me from other eras is either just child or basically me now lol
17-year-old crystal the day of senior pictures, not used to selfies yet and trying to pull a good faceCrystal about 15 years old, in band uniform and holding flute smiling normallyCrystal about 7 or 8 posed by walmart photography employee on stomach with feet up and ankles crossed, hands under chin to look cute, not quite figured out how to smile for photos yet
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Just got back from annual "live in a mansion with ~15 friends" week & man it's just good to exist with cool people the last of us to leave took before & after pics of the entryway where we kept all our shoes all week 💔 gah
Picture of an entryway full of about two pairs of shoes each for fifteen people: sneakers, sandals, slip-ons, etcPicture of the same entryway after everyone had taken their shoes and left
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
🤔
The first nine people listed as cast of Our Flag Means Death on google but with an interesting addition: Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet, Vico Ortiz as Jim, Taika Waititi as Captain Blackbeard, Israel Hands as himself, Joel Fry as Frenchie, Nathan Foad as Lucius Spriggs, Kristian Nairn as Wee John, Ruibo Qian as Zheng, Samson Kayo as Oluwande. (Con O'Neill as Izzy is listed further down the page as a different cast member)
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
:/ quiz unfortunately lines up with how I feel & my thought is why and what if it weren't that way picrew: picrew.me/en/image_mak... uquiz: uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/...
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
had yet another ultrasound follow-up for the boy today & there are yet more nodules on his liver & we await bloodwork results to know how to move forward so pls send good vibes for signs of just more splenosis instead of signs of cancer 💜✨️
A sweet, 13-year-old black and white pitbull mix with a shaved belly from his ultrasound and passed the heck out from his sedation meds
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Never been more convinced astrology is fake although I did pick up a planner today so I can try to mark down my daily wins in a visual way 🤔
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Have at last managed to remember to hang my ofmd 2025 calendar, having purchased it in early December 2024 with plenty of time before the new year 😌
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Crew of the revenge when roach breaks his fucking spine on the deck railing bc a drunk cowboy told him to jump off the yardarm
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Fair enough yeah, just out here yearnin for my person 24/7 🥲 uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Happy Friday 13 to my sweet black cat, Black Cat, who is determined to love my dog, who can't accept her affection due to fear of my other, meaner cat 🐈‍⬛️
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy real and proper pirate day 💜☠️
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
From this sourceless pic on fb
A rainbow background with the text "Happy pride month to: bitches with no eyebrows, transgender lesbians, employed bisexuals, gay men who don't push u in the club, nonbinary people with daddy issues, those with IBS"
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
Meme saying "happy pride month to:" followed by a picture of black Pete with a wig on captioned "bitches with no eyebrows", Anne bonny making bunny ears captioned "transgender lesbians", Ivan and Fang captioned "employed bisexuals", Stede in all white and an excited look captioned "gay men who don't push u in the club", Ed with short beard and hair up captioned "nonbinary people with daddy issues", and izzy with his hair and beard and eyes filled in with black makeup captioned "those with ibs"
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Yesssss move over steve
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Been a while since I was taken out so suddenly by the darbster, stars in his eyes mf 😤
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
See a beach, post a beach It was way too hot (take me back to the jungle) but so pretty & I saw my first tide pools on those rocks so costa rica gets my thumbs up
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Reskeet with four books from childhood: Limited myself to elementary school age, I was (am) big into animals & mildly spooky stuff. And alliteration.
Cover of Magic Tree House #7: Sunset of the Sabertooth by Mary Pope OsborneCover of Horror at the Haunted House by Peg KehretCover of Animal Ark Hauntings: Foal in the Fog by Ben M. BaglioCover of Nancy Drew #1: The Secret of the Old Clock by Carolyn Keene
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The queer spectrum: sporty butch - western enby - laura dern
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I may not have 'alf of ze pyramid but in terms of owning this specific bookmark made by lovely @clairegregoryau.bsky.social I am richer zan awwwllll of you
A silver metal bookmark with a hand-beaded dangly bit made with green beads, a silver feather, and a feather-shaped piece of shiny abalone shell
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Forgot to brag I've been invited to tea with a pair of very fancy lads who are rumored to be pirates 👀🏴‍☠️
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Archie with a matter-of-fact expression, holding cake with a speech bubble
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Face reveal, wrong answers only (Duolingo is getting up to some wild shit & I don't appreciate it)
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Post a picture of when your pet was little
Baby Po in September 2012, he will be 13 this June 💜Baby Piper in November 2013, 12 years old sometime this fall 💜
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crystal ✨️🏴‍☠️ @mistercrystal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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