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Mr. Brightside

@misterbrightside.bsky.social
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The Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Kaminara Clara graduated today. Meanwhile WOTUS probably forgot who CK was.
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Indigo Fay 🪴🌧️ vtuber @indigofay.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Goooooood morning everyone! Still riding on yesterday's high, but in 2 hours I will be chatting about everything with you guys! There is still so much stuff I didn't show you yesterday... Please tune in! 🔽🔽🔽
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Indigo Fay 🪴🌧️ vtuber @indigofay.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
woah woah woah! first part is here! 🦶 interact with the previous post for more unlocks!
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Indigo Fay 🪴🌧️ vtuber @indigofay.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
˗ˏˋ CREDITS ´ˎ˗ Reveal Videos: Kyosaka30 Model Art: starxt3a Model Rig: ThatLilMo ˗ˏˋ CATCH THE DEBUT ´ˎ˗ 🗓️ January 30 2026 🟣 twitch.tv/indigofayvt 🔴 youtube.com/@IndigoFayVT
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We need a Dragonball Evolution sequel. It would mean that the world has healed. I guess we'll have to settle with the new Street Fighter movie
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I forgot I had one of these. Anyway here's a little something from my notes app. That mouse wasn't wrong he was rat - read in southern accent
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Don't let the fact that Al Bundy scored 4 TDs in a single game while playing for the Polk HS Panthers in the 1966 city championship game vs Andrew Johnson HS, including the game-winning TD in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Spare Tire Dixon...Trump is in the Epstein files.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Don't let the fact that Al Bundy scored 4 TDs in a single game while playing for the Polk HS Panthers in the 1966 city championship game vs Andrew Johnson HS, including the game-winning TD in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Spare Tire Dixon...Trump is in the Epstein files.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
In House Arrest how did Kevin Pollak even land a babe like Jamie Lee Curtis? He didn't even TRY to get her back.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Cid get the fuck outta here with that whack ass oglop deck.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Anyone who ask you for a dollar and is wearing a GoPro, do it, you'll end up on TikTok for being racist.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Imagine not being hacked and trying to sell Ray-Ban's on Facebook? ...is something a hacked account would say.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Where do you place your tomato on a burger in relation to the beef patty? You a top or a bottom?
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Who do you think would win in a game of pool, Mother Winslow, Uncle Phil, or Danny Tanner? My money is on Synclaire.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Watching 90s Bob Barker bring out a showcase is a fucking wet dream in 2025
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Put jump scares in pron and call them pump scares
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
You never saw Sidekicks (where Jonathan Brandis linked arms with Chuck Norris and did a kick circle) and it shows
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
You can basically go into Subway and make someone create a sandwich for you and then just walk out.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm not famous but AMA! *Gets absolutely roasted in 10 mins* Thanks guys i had a great time talking to all of you. Be sure to check out my latest project!
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Radio waves were first discovered by John Q Tenna. He named the device he used to pick up radio waves after his daughter, Ann Tenna. The more you know
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
They should make a Jek Tono Porkins origin movie. I need to know how he joined the rebels.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who do you main in The Office? Mine is Danny Cordray. He is stronger than Roy, better holds than Toby and has a faster orbital than Hide.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Oh you have a Michelin Star restaurant you want to recommend? How about I guide you to the LingLong star bodega down the street?
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Eep Orp Ork Ah Ah
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Bet they wish someone would drop a giant check for them www.wesh.com/article/publ...
wesh.com
Publishers Clearing House files for bankruptcy
The company assures fans that prize giveaways and free-to-play entertainment are here to stay
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
i keep thinking about this
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The term "conservative think tank" goes fucking WILD www.axios.com/2025/04/06/t...
axios.com
Trump tariffs based on massive error, conservative think tank says
The error over-inflates tariff rates by about a factor of four, AEI's economists say.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Gonna be WILD when we open this shit.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
FCUK: French Connection United Kingdom ME: FUUUUUCCK
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tri Force bout to send us to the shadow realm www.reuters.com/world/china-...
reuters.com
China, Japan, South Korea will jointly respond to US tariffs, Chinese state media says
China, Japan and South Korea agreed to jointly respond to U.S. tariffs, a social media account affiliated with Chinese state broadcaster CCTV said on Monday.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Original body pillow for dudes
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
My favorite Digimon is Hatsune Miku
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You know you're getting older when you go to a restaurant and hope they have fancy soap. Then immediately hope you can afford the place.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Isekai titles where you wake up as a southern republican: I woke up broke and my sister is now my wife and I am in a cult
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
They ever do a Dr. Who movie where they have to stop the clockstoppers AND the time fuck bandits?
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I want to start drinking coffee again but I really don't need the acid reflux and diarrhea every morning
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Also you don't have to be Jewish to apply:
Applicants do not have to be Jewish and can be moving from any state in the U.S. to any state in the U.S. (but not outside of the country).
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Me looking for my lost hour of sleep
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Recently got into SG5 who rebranded to f5ve. SG5 was based on the manga franchise Sailor Moon and frequently performed for its creator Naoko Takeuchi youtu.be/3n8WiBNCZpY?...
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f5ve - Firetruck (Official MV)
YouTube video by f5ve
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Gonna treat myself tomorrow. Sushi boat for three just for me.
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 04/03/2025
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bring back Pop Up video but with the news
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Putting an apple slice in a sandwich goes CRAZY.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known. Y'all should apologize.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I tried so hard not to like this song buts pretty fucking good youtu.be/ekr2nIex040?...
youtu.be
ROSÉ & Bruno Mars - APT. (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ROSÉ
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Chain-cleta Letter, a horror/comedy set in 2021 where if you don't send ten chain letters you get hit by a slipper. Eventually the AOL door closing .wav file wakes you up and your back in 1995
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What up my chizzas? How are my nuggers doing? It's okay I can say it, my favorite foods are garbage.
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Mr. Brightside @misterbrightside.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I need to find a different burger spot that isn't Rolo's or Bill's.
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