Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 5hIt’s not just Gen-X, Ticketmaster pulls this nonsense with any artist that has a sufficiently high demand. I guarantee that closer to the day of the show those ticket prices will come down to Earth. 100
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 20hSucks to not be able to watch my home team (a team I go see live at least once a season) but when you make shit difficult, you lose viewers. 010
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 20hTonight I realized that I could pay $66 to watch all Lightning games or I could just watch whatever hockey game I’m already paying for because @misterbones.bsky.social has turned me into someone who just really enjoys watching hockey. 150
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Not sure why GTA VI needed a custom built sweat system. It’s Miami. Pretty sure you’d be sweating all the time. 010
Reposted by BrandonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months. 2113886368
Reposted by BrandonAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026hi I’m your new press secretary and this is my first time reading words out loud www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...theatlantic.comHi, I’m Your New Press Secretary, and It’s My First Time Reading Words Out LoudA very uncomfortable 14 minutes 34860153
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My heart goes out to the tens of millions of Catholics who think that because they found the cashier at the grocery store cute they gave the Pope lung cancer. 010
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026God damn it, fan. Can we please get a 15 second edit feature? 000
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As the dan of a West coast hockey team, I can’t tell you how exciting it is to be able to watch them on their east coast five game trip. The fact that they won the first two certainly doesn’t hurt.static.klipy.comJamie Oleksiak Celebrates Seattle Kraken GoalAlt: Jamie Oleksiak Celebrates Seattle Kraken Goal 110
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Man I hope they understood the message. Great song though. 020
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It is possible that beautiful people do not experience temperature like us troglodytes. 010
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Of course Michael B Jordan looks downright amazing in that Miami Vice 85 shot but the key word is Miami and that ensemble is an invitation to heat stroke. 120
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comDoja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' MemeALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme 010
Reposted by BrandonGay and Exhausted @ebrannon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Best part of a new Mike Flanagan series is more Rahul on my screen 😍 2197
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dumb physics joke. Francis Halzan won the Nobel Peace Prize for Physics for his work with the IceCube neutrino observatory in the South Pole. 120
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I did not have Ice Cube winning a Nobel Peace Price on my bingo card. 110
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes! I also love when Alanna introduces Will to her new dog. “Her name’s Applesauce. She likes Applesauce.” 010
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Rewatching Hannibal and I remember seeing that fight at the beginning of season 2 and thinking that I’m pretty sure Jack Crawford could have kicked Morpheus’ ass. 210
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Another reason I love Divinity: Original Sin 2 is because I can complain to my wife that I missed a quest and have been carrying around Bishop Alexander’s head for no reason but all is not lost because now I can eat it and read his memories. 040
Reposted by BrandonJanet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fancy guest dropped by for a drink. Northern Flicker (yellow-shafted). This bird has it all. Just check out those zygodactyl grippers! #birds 1842765
Reposted by BrandonPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 299125602473
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” 010
Reposted by BrandonChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026HELLO, GOOD MORNING, please buy and review my books because this dude needs kibble --> 1534330
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am convinced that this show is what established my extreme dislike of Sarah Paulson’s work. She may be a lovely person but I do not enjoy her performances. Ryan Murphy joints certainly ain’t helping on that score. 120
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I remember when they had the episode where they were showing the sketch with the dolphin girl and Linda and I looked at each other and were like “This show is doomed.” 110
Brandon @misterbinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As God as my witness, I thought bluebirds could fly. 010
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. Here he's stretching out, and giving that little tongue pokey-outey business.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreidqgrp7ndnvlls7jgyuztwwxkngxz53jwqias5u5wx6nrk4n4v62e)
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. In this photo, he's just snoozling real damn hard. It's hard to be a pro-level snoozer like this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreifsf33ctrfbzub2sod2asck7hjg6ovdro4bpl3vfeohhbq2p56lwu)
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. In this photo he's under the dining room chairs/table with an elk antler bone.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreiduugzxjvnxxwcvzfdrxsuhc7ky34ahdhehyuasm7uh25wzxeyuzm)
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. In this photo he's having a good laugh, just a hearty canine guffaw. That or he's yawning. I choose to believe in mirth for dogs. Why do you hate mirth and dogs. Believe in dog mirth. You monster.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreibdp66ecvmcowek75ffyx6j5goplr2ivtemcu3j64des7tlmg4d3m)
