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Florida Wonk. Not so deep state.

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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently on TikTok some people believe that the reason that the execution didn’t work is because the prisoner had killed in Satan’s name and therefore gained immortality thus kicking off the end times (again). Which is guess is better(?) than having to deal with the fact that America is cruel.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like “learn a trade” is the new version of “learn to code” where it is held up as the easy path to big money. But not everyone can code, and even people who learn will not necessarily have a huge career. It also is a career with a lot of injuries.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently the Heated Rival fandom is furious because the author of the books said she didn’t write a scene of one character coming out to his team because it “wasn’t necessary”. In my day we would have written fanfic about it instead of canceling the author.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are people in this world whose entire sense of purpose is to jump in replies and tell people to harm themselves. Most people would find this sad, but as someone who grew up in a fucked ip family I find it warmly nostalgic.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Taking the day off because I am going to a Weird Al contest tonight. Taking the day off work tomorrow because I’m going to a Weird Al concert tonight.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing has made me more aware of how “not normal” my brain is than when I’m listening to people talking about how AI has helped them in their lives. This is not a diss. I am very happy AI has helped you manage your calendar or come up with dinner ideas. Not for me.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s this thing when you are depressed and you have convinced yourself that everything is pointless bullshit so we should just stay in bed and die. But eventually, with therapy and medication, you realize that everything is pointless bullshit so we have got to go out and live.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You just know The Cut is furious they didn’t get the masked lesbian bar story first.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are assuming that this person is a troll. They aren’t. They exist and I am sure that stories will be coming out from people who have interacted with them IRL (they were involved with the DSA in Denver IIRC, before they quit and started picketing the DSA).
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We joke that the Mass Masking Lesbian Bar is peak Bluesky but truly, Threads is where it is at on this. Just person after person using it as a jumping point for their own pet cause that is only tangentially related to the topic.
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Building Inspector Dread looking tight.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look, the world is awful but I'm in a new dress and the weather is nice enough that I get to walk to work instead of drive. And the bagel guy remembers my order even though I haven't been there in three months (because of the weather).
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes I am by myself in my house and nothing is wrong but there’s just this weird emptiness in my chest and this deep longing for something I can’t name and it’s like…why? And then I remember I do that clinical depression and it’s like…oh, right.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The COVID-19 Pandemic was, pretty much, an actual world ending event and...it was not cool or exciting and was pretty boring with moments of tragedy when we'd lose someone.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just learned that Warren Sapp has become a first amendment auditor and nobody in my real life knows about football AND weird internet subcultures so I have come to bluesky with this info.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like, you are the government at this point. Trump was the government in 2016. If Chemtrails exist then you would know because you would be the people carrying them out. (I am shocked that “the sky looked different when I was a child” is truly driving so much of this.)
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m in a Facebook group for sharing junk journal stuff and it has a “no AI” rule and at least once a day someone posts something they made with AI and it gets deleted and then they post complaining about how unfair it is for people to delete their AI art they just wanted to share.
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very excited to see how SCOTUS manages to uphold this action.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When did they make a Trump Pokémon?
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyway I’m at a fountain pen convention this weekend. I’m staying I. A hotel with a mall with two claw machine arcades so…basically I’m In heaven. This is what happens to the women who never marry or have kids.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“The super intelligent AI will want to live forever” and meanwhile the gifted kids I knew want to die all the time. C’mon.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think that if AI met me it wouldn’t destroy humanity because I’m that cool. (You can replace “AI”with any large predator animal and “humanity” with “me” and it remains true)
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a very funny push poll earlier today that was basically “if you heard that (Dem Candidate) supported USAID, wants men to play in girls sports and invade girls bathrooms, supported the communist agenda, and wants to hurt President Trump, would you be more or less likely to vote for them?” “More”
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
About 20 years ago the push for privatization was framed as economic efficiency. That era is over. The current push is because conservatives think that the government should prop up their businesses with taxpayer money.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
MAHA has to be considered a new religion and not just a difference in policy. They want to be able to practice their weird beliefs (that germs don’t exist, that vaccines cause autism, etc.) without being confronted with any push back.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Where my maritime law homies at?
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why am I still single, I think to myself, as if I didn’t spend fifteen minutes explaining the Coyote and Acme tax write off situation to the last guy who flirted with me.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On my birthday (today!) I always get sort of weird thinking about how the life I expected to have (husband and children) didn’t happen. Because I know it would have been bad. I know that, best case, I “Giving Tree” myself away loving them until I cease existing.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Should have listened to this guy in the focus group.
The old man from the focus group sketch of I Think You Should Leave. He suggested a car with a steering wheel that doesn’t come flying off.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On behalf of all the children of drug addicts who ended up becoming lawyers, we don’t claim this guy. We aren’t all like him.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s bad to celebrate when someone is murdered. Even if it is someone you hate. I don’t know if it is bad for society or culture, but I know it is bad for yourself to have that level of vitriol for another human being g.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pretty good twist for the crazy Christian predictions about Catholics being tools of Satan being correct, but only as it applies to JD Vance.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think a similar thing is behind the “free birth” movement online. Women who compete to show they can perform the ultimate act of femininity (giving birth) in the most dangerous situations possible. No prenatal care. No medical care. No midwife. Out in the woods. Post-dates.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nice fun question for this morning, have more people died because of words or numbers?
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did Ti West have some sort of career ending scandal that I don’t know about that led him to making this Christmas Carol disaster?
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Markwayne Mullin has become unstuck in time.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
look, calling law school a different name doesn't change the downsides
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is testament to the Trump Presidency that things are so fucked up in DC that nobody is really following the Florida shitshow that has led to the Florida AG staff and Matt Gaetz having a fight on X over who is more corrupt.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are doing linocut now. When the dystopia happens come to me for your Block printing needs.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"It's my birthday next week" I tell myself as I buy increasingly unhinged products and services. (I got an eyelash perm)
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Look, it isn't the WORST part of the Lake Ontario thing but at least changing the name of "Gulf of Mexico" substituted one country name* for another. Lake Ontario should become Lake New York *Although I hate calling the US "America" as the default.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Florida AG (and former GC for Hope Florida) claims that reporting on the grand jury report is a crime in and of itself. So, I guess I'm breaking the law by sharing this gift link?
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DeSantis Administration Misspent $10 Million, Grand Jury Says (Gift Article)
A charity tied to Gov. Ron DeSantis’s wife received the money from a state Medicaid settlement and diverted it to political committees supporting a cause favored by the governor.
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Replace all* confederate statues with statues of Dolly Parton. *Except for this one of course www.gawkerarchives.com/alarming-sta...
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Alarming Statue of a Racist and Horse Perfectly Honors The Confederacy
An allegory of the American South: In 1998, a fierce racist (who also happened to be the former attorney of Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassin) named Jack Kershaw created a monument for another bad man...
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Grace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was so happy for three reasons: - she used her creativity to make things - she gave away what she had to make other people's lives better - she knew and loved God, and did the first two things in that context. All these things are available to all of us.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So many juvenile ideas about what rebellion & revolution are. Dolly put money & time into things that helped people she might never meet. She gave of herself musically AND made her fame a vehicle for generosity. Sincere, unswerving, true charity. Only revolutionary because too few w/ power try it.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/play...
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did we learn nothing from the documentary M3gan?
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MissyLissa.bsky.social @missylissa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I took a linocut class and somehow created Wilford Brimley as a manatee.
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