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Electric Wall Honey

@missususs.bsky.social
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First law of thermodynamics. Trading in arcane knowledge. Minneapolis is home. “All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.” - Gary K. Wolf

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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 6h
Just discovering my husband and my wardrobes have converged into shades of gray, black, and green comfort wear. We have arrived.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kids are learning about different cultures and traditions in school. They are not sold on the sublime coolness of the polkas and pierogis of our people.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One time I lost my ever loving mind over a frozen quiche (don’t ask it’s as embarrassing as it sounds). Now we measure any response to an escalation resulting from an inconvenience (real or perceived, minor or major) in quantities of quiche.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone’s really on their own shit today around here. Logging off.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got some pocket communion from the US Capitol chapel tonight.
A hand holding a small plastic container of purple liquid and a white wafer. It’s communion from the US Capitol chapel.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooohhh! That’s the spirit.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Any news on the rabid four seasons bat lady yet?
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Toes out
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Incapacitating myself with open windows and a heated blanket.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goose scary > moose scary
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We could’ve been great
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are my wilted flowers feeling better now? And by wilted flowers I mean you.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My macabre little maniacs just impromptu decided to perform a seance and build an altar to their great-grandpa. Whom they’ve never met. I’m proud of my work here.
A picture of a young girl and boy with backs turned to the camera facing an altar they made. The altar has an old picture of two boys, food offerings, candles, and other sentimental brick-a-brack.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Soup season is in the air
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bring back buttons.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My 5 yo unintentionally took this picture.
A lighthouse at the port of Duluth, MN. There is a concrete dock with a white building and red room. A working lighthouse sits on top.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Acquired some new art from a vending machine tonight. This is the way.
A hand drawn and painted trout from a vending machine at Northern Waters Smokehouse in Duluth, MN
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I till the land. I work the earth.
A little tiny red strawberry held between a finger and thumb in nice light
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kim-mn.bsky.social @kim-mn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you are a Hennepin County library user, please use this form to enter your comments on the proposed budget impact on our libraries; hours will cut, the collection budget remains flat, and dozens of FTE positions will be kept vacant. (call your commissioner, too!) www.hclib.org/about/news/2...
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Library Hours Changing in 2027
Hennepin County Library is preparing changes to public operating hours beginning in January 2027. The changes are part of the Library’s requested budget and are not yet final.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Up early to enjoy the rain with all of you
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kids are very disappointed in my athletic prowess. Hey, I’m not the one who wanted to be here in this baseball court. Can’t all be Dad.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And here I am a little weepy hanging out with crop art
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Forgive me but this sounds like the opening to a Fargo stylized Hot Zone.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gauging back-to-school nerves on the prospective kindergartner tonight. Was informed the new friend group he plans to make will be called “deathless” or “death list.” So TBD.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’d like to cross-stitch this.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of those giant friendly but scary caterpillars is in the tub with the kids and they haven’t noticed yet and there’s no way I can fish it out and bathtime is going to be interesting in a panicky way tonight
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is it time for bed yet?
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@mickeyuss.bsky.social was tonight’s incident better or worse than when the boy pooped on the continental breakfast at La Quinta?
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m talking about jellied corn kernels just like boba.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Drinking a Vietnamese sweet corn cream cheese matcha tea. Gurl…I could die.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
An obscene thicc slice of tomato on my burger tonight.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
With the right butter
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Glorious day , friends. Glorious.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The elder child is now asking for a grappling hook for their birthday next month. Now I’m nervous. Joint plans.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you are offended by my hip dips, wait until you see my tummy dips, thigh dips, bust dips, dips on dips…what dipshits.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The energy nerd in me is delighted at where these threads ended up. Making laughing noises over here.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cleaning up the kids’ tangle of costumes with a sudden burst of rage at the pockets a toddler cowsuit has and nary a pocket to be found on this adult woman’s dress I am wearing. Nary a pocket.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Trying to explain “there are no mistakes only happy accidents” to the kids. This was met with some deep skepticism. Possibly I’ve also been downgraded as a parent.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
While I’m generally a fan of hot dog discourse, this has gotten very cringe very quick.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Taught Kid A to ride a bike tonight. Pretty good.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Uuhhhh…
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
5yo just asks for a grappling hook for Christmas. Seems to have plans.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey buddies
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Deep understanding of societal fuel rationing protocols and procedures deployed during emergencies. I assume “apocalypse” is a qualifying incident.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s too hot to watch internet strangers argue today. I’m going to find a sno cone.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sitting poolside listening to a lot of misinformation flying between the k-2 crowd.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Real talk w/ 5yo. After a series of questions about god’s status…alive or dead…I learned there are actually 4 gods. The one raised by a goat. The second that has a trident. The third with a skull in his chest. And finally the god mother.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We recently learned if you make popsicles with jello they are essentially mess free. Small wins. Small wins.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Got my first kidney stone to celebrate America’s birthday. I hate it here.
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Electric Wall Honey @missususs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Jimmy Carter wearing a cardigan giving a speech about conserving energy by candlelight. Arguably what lost him reelection.
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