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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Lady from “Meet the Parents” stalking a wild animal with a thighmaster. #northernexposure

Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Huh, my son is NOT interested in my recognizing the opening shot of Star Wars being a cinematic masterwork. #nosonofmine

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe we skip the acronym on the poster guys.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The back of this bus is yelling at me.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Somebody’s butt cursed this chair at the oil change place.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Whenever I’m being a smug asshole I like to remind myself that I’m being like Ethan Hawke’s character in “Reality Bites” so just don’t man.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Trump met an AI Teddy Roosevelt and now I absolutely believe AI Teddy Roosevelt told him to invade Iran.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Me when Walgreens texts and calls me to pick up a prescription.

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Will do

ALT: Will do

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Came up with a children’s book cover.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The most basic catholic thing is “the pope has a point”.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Just balancing a banana on this unicorn helmet’s ear to glue it back on #macgyverdad

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

MPR Classical DJ: “…that was one of the great waltzes from Strauss…now it’s time to talk about other great Walts…Whitman.”

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

My wife is about to drop some Iowa cuisine on this Easter meal.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I think there needs to be a Trump museum, but it’s brutally honest. The country needs it. Like a Smithsonian exhibit. “Look at this mediocre rich kid soar…” a cautionary tale.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Grape Nuts at the back of the cabinet: “someday, all the cereal will be GONE and then, there will be no other choice…”

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I don’t think we should pursue trying to “figure it all out” anymore, someone woulda written that down by now.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Did anyone else wake up at 4:30 am to watch Hamnet and bawl your eyes out?

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Me: those are ballet slippers not nunchucks. My Son: Hey everyone I have nunchucks!

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

One of my greatest fears is if my Dad dies and I’m rummaging through his piles of right wing shit and I find Hillary Clinton porn.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

This is worth way more than two dollars.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Me: just chillin like a villain. Daughter: (outraged) a villain does not chill!

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

My daughter like a lawyer giving a closing argument: “It would appear my brother got M&M’s and chocolate cake for dessert while I only got two macaroons…does that sound fair Dad?…DOES IT?”

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Man it sucks shit that the US Men’s Hockey team couldn’t be normal for like a day, give us a fucking DAY guys.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Can’t believe they gave this up for a dollar.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

My immediate reaction to this sixer of frosted shredded wheat was “damn, that’s hot”

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Let’s say someone hasn’t seen the original Star Wars trilogy. They are also old enough to recognize fascism, what an incredible first watch order: Andor, Rogue One, THEN original Star Wars, the amount of weight the rebellion would have at that point…then you blow up the Death Star? Holy shit.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I haven’t seen any ICE agents in person yet, but man do I have some swear words on standby, I will make “In the Loop” look like children’s programming.

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Mickey Uss @mickeyuss.bsky.social · 14/01/2026