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Anna Daviscourt ➡️ NWSF @annadaviscourt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rainbow raccoons! 🌈🦝 www.annadaviscourt.com/shop/p/rainb...
A picture of sticker sheets featuring cute and colorful rainbow raccoons.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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seb / zyncren 🐉🌈 @zyncren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dealers choice flash of the day. Fresh caught Roadyote
A drawing of roadrunner and wile e coyote making out. Roadrunner is pulling wile e's tail playfully
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Vivian Reed @aferalsunflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
supplies! #mlp
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Timber water @starlightling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The same comic but with Autumn's hat edited to have the text removed and them quoting Elmer Fudd
Summer does not reply as Autumn is hunting rabbits
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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing Doing no. 67
p1: Autumn is stewing on the couch next to a nonchalant but pleased Summer. Autumn is also wearing an extremely tall hat that reads “I got divorced at Slick Eddy’s Legal Hut and all I got was this sexy hat and also divorced.”
p2: Autumn snaps, Summer smirks. Autumn: The whole POINT is that it’s not true, you just don’t get it! Summer: Whatever you say. Poser
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Kelly Lianne @kellylianne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“As Above, So Below”, Collage. 🌿💫
Floral collage art. Half of the flower is cut out and showing negative space through an engraving of a garden (the roots, lower leaves, and the lower half of the stem is white), also surrounded by cutout stars. The upper half of the flower is the cutout of the garden engraving on a white background surrounded by cutout stars. Orange hand drawn stars sit upon the flower-heads.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026
Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drew a drawer #art #illustration
A digital drawing of a little brook running through a green landscape with flowers, plants and rocks. There are also some little ladybugs around the drawing.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
this one is for the badddiesssss
a red on black image of a doberman devil girl in a shiny dress and high heeled thigh high boots carrying a pitchfork and holding her devilish tail. By her are 2 human skulls and some bones. Flaming text below reads "BAD to the BONE"
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kirimi-chan 🍣
a stylized 3d render of the sanrio characters kirimi-chan and takuwanwan
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Mousse @missusmousse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obra dinn
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Mousse @missusmousse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But what if it goes away
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Cat Disappear
ALT: Cat Disappear
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Making a sticker of a portrait of Wyrm as a wyrm I think
Work in progress screenshot of a design of a long ribbon like dragon with bat wings framed in an unfinished frame
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Housing Inspection
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Mousse @missusmousse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 28/08/2026
doobles of twilight sparkle smiling happily a pinkie pie sticks her tongue out nd goes leb leb leb
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
images of a dream
a stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...another stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...a 3rd stylized blender render of a dreamlike horror scene...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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SageDeoxys @sagedeoxys.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bug is simply the coolest Pokemon type
GSC-style sprites of Scizor, Slither Wing, Mothim, Snom, Scolipede, and Cutiefly
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Arlin @arlinortiz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sunflower and bee!
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
tomat #art #illustration
A digital drawing of angular, textured tomatoes on a green stem, with sparkles around them. It is reminiscent of painted paper collage.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Love this drawing sm! #art #illustration
A digital drawing placed in a mockup of a frame. The drawing features forget me not flowers against a half white half dark green background.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
summer cats!! (5 animals pictured… 3 cats 2 birds)
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baaaaa @thekuto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
applejack from my little pony is sweating while looking at a magazine titled Playboy (horse). she thinks "consarnit there's no way in hay that ponyGod means fer me to feel all hot'n'bothered from them salacious mares. granny sez it's a sin ah'm gonna go to Ponyheck"
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Jake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
fishing guy bad ending
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jawlene goes partying 🎉 #comic
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Shey @strflr.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Howdy! Posting a reminder that I have prints available for purchase on my inPRNT shop ✨🦆🦦🦐💕 If you've ever wanted art of mine up on your walls, I'd love for you to check it out!
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
thinking of you
a stylized 3d render of two great blue herons in the foreground, with a cabin in the background. i'm playing guitar in the doorway.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Summer Sky, 1955, by A. J. Casson
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
UFO (Unrelenting Flower Obtainer)
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Mousse @missusmousse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On the flip side: please turn off my reposts. I see a post and i become the winter soldier. My brain turns off and i click the spinny arrows, waking up in a cold sweat hours later
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woolly mammoth swings a giant log with its trunk as a display of aggression in front of a caveman. Panel 2: the mammoth smashes the log into little pieces against a stone wall. Panel 3: the caveman has his hands up and his head lowered. His face is one of placid forfeiture. Informational text next to the caveman reads: “Earliest record of the ‘say less’ hand gesture”
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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nothing Doing no. 66
p1: Summer, opening a canned drink, is walking from the kitchen to the table where Autumn is looking at their phone. Summer: Hey, whatcha playin’ there? Pervert game for perverts? Autumn: Nah, it’s the new app they set up for the laundry room. p2: In the app, polygonal lady in vague fantasy garb is holding a laundry basket next to a wheel and saying “Rinse now, my lord.” A: It lets you watch ads during your wash to earn Sudcoinz, and once you have enough you can spin a wheel to get new stuff for your in-game laundromat p3: Summer looks over Autumn’s shoulder. S: And the babe? A: Ok that part’s for perverts. p4: Summer looks skeptical. S: Mhm… y’know, it was bad enough when doing laundry suddenly required having a phone in the first place. It’d be nice if there was at least one aspect of life that wasn’t being choked out to funnel us into mini-casinos. p5: Autumn shrugs. A: I get what you mean, but, I dunno, most of the game stuff is optional here… is it really so bad to make a tedious chore a little more interesting? p6: Summer leans closer to a standoffish Autumn. S: …does that say you ran the dryer six times in a row. A: Come on Summer if I’m gonna hit my daily goals I’m gonna have to grind a little
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hello id like to spend all at once please
4 panel comic. 

Panel 1: A pink blob character in suit tells Forg “you did a good business”

Panel 2: the pink blob in suit hands forg a dollar bill. He says “here is your pay”

Panel 3: forg holds the dollar bill. The man in suit walks off the frame. He reminds forg “don’t spend it all at once”

Panel 4: we see now that forg didn’t really listen to his advice. He stands in front of a building labeled “things you don’t need store”, dollar bill still in hand ready to be spent
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Mousse @missusmousse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And the name of the woman who headed these evil deeds? Flower
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