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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has anybody created a solid guide to talking to kids about gen ai and recognizing slop? My sister isn’t like pro-ai or anything but she’s not artsy so I don’t think she’s as invested in making sure the boys know it’s *BAD* bad and not just laughably ugly.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I didn’t even see an announcement. I just happened to check the BC gov site today and saw they were available starting next week.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m excited. Despite my best efforts I got sick twice this summer (my “best” could have been better but the pyro almost gave me heatstroke when I tried masking at a show & I took it off A LOT to drink water anyway) so I’m excited to have the latest and greatest protection heading into my last run.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scheduled my vaccines! *party parrot emoji*
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my coworkers is in desperate need of support so I’ve stepped in to be her mini chief of staff and after I showed her a bunch of work today she said “you’re kind of terrifying” which is the greatest compliment I’ve ever received professionally.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Resisting the urge to be super morbid and tell my coworker he has the same birthday as my dead dad.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking at a broken Google calendar and turning into raging capitalist bigot.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Single issue voters hoping a different party will walk back permanent DST. (JOKING)
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very smart of me to throw all of my most-worn sneakers into the washing machine at the same time when they’re going to take days to dry. Very smart indeed. I hereby apologize for my nose-blindness because the Vans smelled… not great.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normalize public displays of joy when bad people die and not giving a single fuck whether it upsets their surviving loved ones.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait Rick Astley is English?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m gonna need somebody to explain why I’m extremely into Evan Peters. Probably because most of his roles are absolutely batshit.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Voting done.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck it. We vote.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I refuse to believe they don’t think about me at all because I’m the most interesting looking person in the building.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I often wonder what my neighbors think about me, not in a worrisome way, just curiosity because I’m usually either in my pajamas in the middle of the day or wearing my riding gear and reeking of horse.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IG serves me so much Halloween Horror Nights content that I’m going to watch Terrifier because my response is always “aww I like that clown he’s so cute with the guests.” Won’t be watching Obsession because I know about the cat. But the actor playing the lead at the park seems to me incredible.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s upsetting to watch the show knowing what happened to two of the original cast members. And then you’re like “well I’m glad that guy is dead” about the other one.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The gross dead pedo on Glee legit looked over 40 by the time they graduated.
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
goddammit, every fucking year. i don't have time for this shit. wake yourself up, green day.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give this girl a J. Crew Jackie on top of a ModCloth dress with a thick-ass belt and a statement necklace. I looked cute as hell though.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glee is really taking me back to the 2010s fashion. We sure did like to throw a belt on top of a cardigan. That was my office go-to.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if I sewed a second lining into a hoodie and stuffed it with clothing like a massive inside pocket to avoid luggage fees? I bet I could fit a week’s worth of clothing in there. It would be easier than wearing layers and who cares if it looks lumpy? The stuffing would happen post-security.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m flagging “genuinely” alongside “intersection” as 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 I’m genuinely interested in the way {{COMPANY}} sits at the intersection of {{INDUSTRIES LIFTED FROM AI’S DEFAULT DESCRIPTION}}. My experience with {{CORE COMPETENCIES COPY-PASTED FROM THE JD}} make me a strong match for this role.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three days of helping with hiring and I am getting soooo good at identifying AI writing. And those applications go right into the bin.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t like extreme/shock horror but I do like reading ridiculous Reddit synopses of extreme horror. “Guy fucks cows and eats a lot of poop.” Def not a novel I plan on reading.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫩 is the most relatable, expressive emoji ever created. Hats off to the designer.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bracing myself for how muddy the pony is going to be. 🫩
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine knowing there’s a trans immigrant out there risking his livelihood when a lot of y’all aren’t even willing to ask your reps to fight for his humanity.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know if he has US citizenship but Elliot Page is Canadian-born so he may also be risking deportation.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes dropping a fudgesicle into a glass of diet root beer is the best thing you can do for your mental health.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whether I end up with “vampire” vs. “covered in blood just for fun” is down to whether I can get my janky fangs to work.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As of right now my Halloween costume is “what if they had playboy bunnies in Victorian brothels and they were also vampire clowns?”
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know if it’s more insulting that they copy-paste ChatGPT’s description of where I work or if they think I don’t know how ChatGPT describes where I work.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please tell me more about the intersection the company sits at. Or the intersection your work sits at. Actually don’t because I’ve already stopped reading.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I screen your resume or cover letter and see the word “intersection” I’m flagging it for rejection. Write your own fucking job applications, you lazy assholes. I also work in the creator economy so your AI bullshit is a huuuuge, screaming alarm.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHIMSY IS NOT A FUCKING ADJECTIVE HOLY SHIT. Anyway….
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Super annoyed seeing my American friends getting flu shots and being like “cool I’ll just get the plague.”
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why tf do we get our seasonal vaccines so late? I’m considering going to Blaine and just paying for them because I don’t want to wait until November.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I enjoyed Weapons, which would have scared the ever-loving fuck out of me in any other viewing environment
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway backrooms was boring
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awww somebody in the bowl took a video of our silly pit time. vt.tiktok.com/ZSqxLBkXU/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I’m gonna watch a scary movie I’m gonna do it on a plane. Scary shit has no effect on me if I’m watching it on a tiny seat-back screen.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: country music playing in the San Antonio airport. Pffft what a stereotype. *pause* It’s Shania??
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So where were you when mcr5 was confirmed?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol wtf why am I in Texas?
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BC Wildfire Weekly - Wildfires + More @bcwildfirewkly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
VANCOUVER, B.C. - “Jose Aguirre lives near Commercial Drive and East 16th Avenue and was last seen at his home at approximately 10:00 a.m. today.” vpd.ca/news/2026/09... - Vancouver Police Department #Dementia #EastVan #MissingPerson #MissingSenior #VancouverBC #YVR
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Vancouver Police searching for missing man with dementia - Vancouver Police Department
Vancouver – The Vancouver Police Department is asking for [...]
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is like when I was at a show with a guy and he had his chest patted down by security. Gender affirming uncomfortably invasive search.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So because I only have a backpack I left out some of the little pouches and shit I usually have in my carry-on… including my masks. Would it be weird if I asked a random masked stranger if they had a spare?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wearing a giant hoodie en route to hundred-degree heat because the hoodie has loads of pockets and I didn’t want to pay for a carry-on.
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