kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Has anybody created a solid guide to talking to kids about gen ai and recognizing slop? My sister isn’t like pro-ai or anything but she’s not artsy so I don’t think she’s as invested in making sure the boys know it’s *BAD* bad and not just laughably ugly. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I didn’t even see an announcement. I just happened to check the BC gov site today and saw they were available starting next week. 110
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m excited. Despite my best efforts I got sick twice this summer (my “best” could have been better but the pyro almost gave me heatstroke when I tried masking at a show & I took it off A LOT to drink water anyway) so I’m excited to have the latest and greatest protection heading into my last run. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of my coworkers is in desperate need of support so I’ve stepped in to be her mini chief of staff and after I showed her a bunch of work today she said “you’re kind of terrifying” which is the greatest compliment I’ve ever received professionally. 060
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Resisting the urge to be super morbid and tell my coworker he has the same birthday as my dead dad. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Looking at a broken Google calendar and turning into raging capitalist bigot. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Single issue voters hoping a different party will walk back permanent DST. (JOKING) 100
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Very smart of me to throw all of my most-worn sneakers into the washing machine at the same time when they’re going to take days to dry. Very smart indeed. I hereby apologize for my nose-blindness because the Vans smelled… not great. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Normalize public displays of joy when bad people die and not giving a single fuck whether it upsets their surviving loved ones. 020
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m gonna need somebody to explain why I’m extremely into Evan Peters. Probably because most of his roles are absolutely batshit. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And I refuse to believe they don’t think about me at all because I’m the most interesting looking person in the building. 030
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I often wonder what my neighbors think about me, not in a worrisome way, just curiosity because I’m usually either in my pajamas in the middle of the day or wearing my riding gear and reeking of horse. 120
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026IG serves me so much Halloween Horror Nights content that I’m going to watch Terrifier because my response is always “aww I like that clown he’s so cute with the guests.” Won’t be watching Obsession because I know about the cat. But the actor playing the lead at the park seems to me incredible. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s upsetting to watch the show knowing what happened to two of the original cast members. And then you’re like “well I’m glad that guy is dead” about the other one. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The gross dead pedo on Glee legit looked over 40 by the time they graduated. 101
Reposted by kellibeanLisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026goddammit, every fucking year. i don't have time for this shit. wake yourself up, green day. 4273
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Give this girl a J. Crew Jackie on top of a ModCloth dress with a thick-ass belt and a statement necklace. I looked cute as hell though. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Glee is really taking me back to the 2010s fashion. We sure did like to throw a belt on top of a cardigan. That was my office go-to. 100
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What if I sewed a second lining into a hoodie and stuffed it with clothing like a massive inside pocket to avoid luggage fees? I bet I could fit a week’s worth of clothing in there. It would be easier than wearing layers and who cares if it looks lumpy? The stuffing would happen post-security. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m flagging “genuinely” alongside “intersection” as 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 I’m genuinely interested in the way {{COMPANY}} sits at the intersection of {{INDUSTRIES LIFTED FROM AI’S DEFAULT DESCRIPTION}}. My experience with {{CORE COMPETENCIES COPY-PASTED FROM THE JD}} make me a strong match for this role. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Three days of helping with hiring and I am getting soooo good at identifying AI writing. And those applications go right into the bin. 130
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t like extreme/shock horror but I do like reading ridiculous Reddit synopses of extreme horror. “Guy fucks cows and eats a lot of poop.” Def not a novel I plan on reading. 020
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 is the most relatable, expressive emoji ever created. Hats off to the designer. 110
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bracing myself for how muddy the pony is going to be. 110
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine knowing there’s a trans immigrant out there risking his livelihood when a lot of y’all aren’t even willing to ask your reps to fight for his humanity. 0225
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t know if he has US citizenship but Elliot Page is Canadian-born so he may also be risking deportation. 1193
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes dropping a fudgesicle into a glass of diet root beer is the best thing you can do for your mental health. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Whether I end up with “vampire” vs. “covered in blood just for fun” is down to whether I can get my janky fangs to work. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As of right now my Halloween costume is “what if they had playboy bunnies in Victorian brothels and they were also vampire clowns?” 111
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know if it’s more insulting that they copy-paste ChatGPT’s description of where I work or if they think I don’t know how ChatGPT describes where I work. 010
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please tell me more about the intersection the company sits at. Or the intersection your work sits at. Actually don’t because I’ve already stopped reading. 110
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I screen your resume or cover letter and see the word “intersection” I’m flagging it for rejection. Write your own fucking job applications, you lazy assholes. I also work in the creator economy so your AI bullshit is a huuuuge, screaming alarm. 110
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026WHIMSY IS NOT A FUCKING ADJECTIVE HOLY SHIT. Anyway…. 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Super annoyed seeing my American friends getting flu shots and being like “cool I’ll just get the plague.” 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why tf do we get our seasonal vaccines so late? I’m considering going to Blaine and just paying for them because I don’t want to wait until November. 100
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I enjoyed Weapons, which would have scared the ever-loving fuck out of me in any other viewing environment 030
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Awww somebody in the bowl took a video of our silly pit time. vt.tiktok.com/ZSqxLBkXU/vt.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 000
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I’m gonna watch a scary movie I’m gonna do it on a plane. Scary shit has no effect on me if I’m watching it on a tiny seat-back screen. 120
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me: country music playing in the San Antonio airport. Pffft what a stereotype. *pause* It’s Shania?? 010
Reposted by kellibeanBC Wildfire Weekly - Wildfires + More @bcwildfirewkly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026VANCOUVER, B.C. - “Jose Aguirre lives near Commercial Drive and East 16th Avenue and was last seen at his home at approximately 10:00 a.m. today.” vpd.ca/news/2026/09... - Vancouver Police Department #Dementia #EastVan #MissingPerson #MissingSenior #VancouverBC #YVRvpd.caVancouver Police searching for missing man with dementia - Vancouver Police DepartmentVancouver – The Vancouver Police Department is asking for [...] 01115
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is like when I was at a show with a guy and he had his chest patted down by security. Gender affirming uncomfortably invasive search. 030
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So because I only have a backpack I left out some of the little pouches and shit I usually have in my carry-on… including my masks. Would it be weird if I asked a random masked stranger if they had a spare? 001
kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wearing a giant hoodie en route to hundred-degree heat because the hoodie has loads of pockets and I didn’t want to pay for a carry-on. 000