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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 17h
One of my coworkers is in desperate need of support so I’ve stepped in to be her mini chief of staff and after I showed her a bunch of work today she said “you’re kind of terrifying” which is the greatest compliment I’ve ever received professionally.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Resisting the urge to be super morbid and tell my coworker he has the same birthday as my dead dad.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Single issue voters hoping a different party will walk back permanent DST. (JOKING)
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very smart of me to throw all of my most-worn sneakers into the washing machine at the same time when they’re going to take days to dry. Very smart indeed. I hereby apologize for my nose-blindness because the Vans smelled… not great.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normalize public displays of joy when bad people die and not giving a single fuck whether it upsets their surviving loved ones.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait Rick Astley is English?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m gonna need somebody to explain why I’m extremely into Evan Peters. Probably because most of his roles are absolutely batshit.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Voting done.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck it. We vote.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I often wonder what my neighbors think about me, not in a worrisome way, just curiosity because I’m usually either in my pajamas in the middle of the day or wearing my riding gear and reeking of horse.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IG serves me so much Halloween Horror Nights content that I’m going to watch Terrifier because my response is always “aww I like that clown he’s so cute with the guests.” Won’t be watching Obsession because I know about the cat. But the actor playing the lead at the park seems to me incredible.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The gross dead pedo on Glee legit looked over 40 by the time they graduated.
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
goddammit, every fucking year. i don't have time for this shit. wake yourself up, green day.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glee is really taking me back to the 2010s fashion. We sure did like to throw a belt on top of a cardigan. That was my office go-to.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if I sewed a second lining into a hoodie and stuffed it with clothing like a massive inside pocket to avoid luggage fees? I bet I could fit a week’s worth of clothing in there. It would be easier than wearing layers and who cares if it looks lumpy? The stuffing would happen post-security.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three days of helping with hiring and I am getting soooo good at identifying AI writing. And those applications go right into the bin.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t like extreme/shock horror but I do like reading ridiculous Reddit synopses of extreme horror. “Guy fucks cows and eats a lot of poop.” Def not a novel I plan on reading.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bracing myself for how muddy the pony is going to be. 🫩
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know if he has US citizenship but Elliot Page is Canadian-born so he may also be risking deportation.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes dropping a fudgesicle into a glass of diet root beer is the best thing you can do for your mental health.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As of right now my Halloween costume is “what if they had playboy bunnies in Victorian brothels and they were also vampire clowns?”
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I screen your resume or cover letter and see the word “intersection” I’m flagging it for rejection. Write your own fucking job applications, you lazy assholes. I also work in the creator economy so your AI bullshit is a huuuuge, screaming alarm.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHIMSY IS NOT A FUCKING ADJECTIVE HOLY SHIT. Anyway….
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why tf do we get our seasonal vaccines so late? I’m considering going to Blaine and just paying for them because I don’t want to wait until November.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awww somebody in the bowl took a video of our silly pit time. vt.tiktok.com/ZSqxLBkXU/
vt.tiktok.com
TikTok - Make Your Day
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I’m gonna watch a scary movie I’m gonna do it on a plane. Scary shit has no effect on me if I’m watching it on a tiny seat-back screen.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: country music playing in the San Antonio airport. Pffft what a stereotype. *pause* It’s Shania??
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So where were you when mcr5 was confirmed?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol wtf why am I in Texas?
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BC Wildfire Weekly - Wildfires + More @bcwildfirewkly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
VANCOUVER, B.C. - “Jose Aguirre lives near Commercial Drive and East 16th Avenue and was last seen at his home at approximately 10:00 a.m. today.” vpd.ca/news/2026/09... - Vancouver Police Department #Dementia #EastVan #MissingPerson #MissingSenior #VancouverBC #YVR
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Vancouver Police searching for missing man with dementia - Vancouver Police Department
Vancouver – The Vancouver Police Department is asking for [...]
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is like when I was at a show with a guy and he had his chest patted down by security. Gender affirming uncomfortably invasive search.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So because I only have a backpack I left out some of the little pouches and shit I usually have in my carry-on… including my masks. Would it be weird if I asked a random masked stranger if they had a spare?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wearing a giant hoodie en route to hundred-degree heat because the hoodie has loads of pockets and I didn’t want to pay for a carry-on.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As embarrassing as our early 2000s email addresses are, gen alpha is going to apply for jobs with shit like skibidiaurafarmer6767@whatever.com in a few years.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m ok w losing people’s “respect” over how much I go to the US. In my final moments I’m not going to pat myself on the back for being a good little Canadian. I’ll be thinking about the fact that American rock band my chemical romance knows we call their phantom show “the sex hospital.”
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bosco doing a Black Parade burlesque show in Brooklyn on one of mychem’s Hollywood bowl nights should be illegal.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was probably a little bitchy for me to tell my coworker I’m more frightened of drunk housed men on Granville than I am of the unhoused addicts in the DTES but don’t tell me less than a week out that your team doesn’t want to go to the table tennis bar because Hastings is scary. 💁🏻‍♀️
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess everybody’s (in BC) calendar is totally fucked after November 1st. EVERYTHING has moved by an hour. Work meetings with Toronto, sure. But I have to manually change all of my weekly personal activities and appointments? My dentist visit isn’t going to magically move, bro.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who would win: Geralt of Rivia or Deadpool?
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait. Im flying home from California on November 1st which means I’ll change timezones and lose an hour. I kinda hate that.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Where tf am I supposed to get stage makeup in Vancouver now that Studio FX is gone? This babygirl is almost out of setting spray. (not looking for product recommendations I will only use Ben Nye or Kryolan)
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I enjoy taking these as a Canadian.
US dialect map that says that 54% of my answers matched UTAH!

SF, LA, and Seattle are next with 53%

My least similar cities are New Orleans, Kansas City, and Omaha with 48% each.

A very strange spread.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I may be a traitor to my homeland but the Americans have Reese’s peanut butter Oreos.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ask me how much I’m enjoying planning our two company Christmas parties if you’d like to be thrown out a window.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The problem with Sutekh as a Doctor Who villain is that, while the people are terrifying looking, he’s really, really cute.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Might miss my connection but got upgraded to first so at least I’ll have a full-on meltdown in a big, comfy seat.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bless the coffee shop I’ve been working at for four hours and will spend another two at because my flights got fucked up.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Honestly being dropped while crowdsurfing is more embarrassing for the half-asleep flops in the pit than it is for me.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Three out of four US cities I’ve visited on tour this month have had thunderstorms while I was there: NYC, Detroit, and now Denver.
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kellibean @misst0pia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Denver zoo healed me
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