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Hakuna Matata

@misspiajay.bsky.social
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Mom. Foodie. Music connoisseur. Travel. Queer. Vinyl collector. Altadena/Pasadena Native. SoCal Living. Drink Water. Love God. Love People. Community is Life’s Greatest Commodity. ❤️🌴🌈

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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 12h
Still DODGERS 🥲
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 19h
Vic Mensa 🤌🏾🤌🏾🫶🏾
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 22h
One of my favorite Bible stories is Job, & I remember asking my lil sister why that Testament God was such a troll. Cause the scripture say dey took him wives, then gave him 6 /new/ heauxs. Fuck I'ma do with 6 new jawns? Now I gotta re-raise a buncha children? Ayo??? 😂
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 23h
This is so good 🤣😂😂 Because there will be signs.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 23h
“Hey, I’m running behind. There is a sleuth of tumbleweeds on the 210, traffics crazy…” “Sounds like you’re stuck in an episode of looney tunes.” “Aren’t we all?”
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 23h
Literal tumbleweeds 🙃🥲
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 23h
I live in the inland empire and work in LA. Subday it rained like we were in the Deep South. Today, there are tumbleweeds being pushed across 5 lanes of highway by winds with gusts of up to 40MPH. I need all of SoCal to be cool. Just chill please.
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
My Memorial Day and Labor Day cookouts would have live music performances. “Coming to the stage Trick and Trina”
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Felt
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A reminder to go exempt…
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🗣️AND YOURE NOT A CONTENT CREATOR. This is not your time to record and post shit!!
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These are the creatures that call themselves leaders. Everything is ugly. Ugliest. Uglier. Uglies.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Random ass Halle Berry sighting pre work. And not a girl was out of place in her little mushroom. She was so beautiful and gracious. Aghhhh
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s therapeutic. My 12 minute journal prompts have my Creative side stirred.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Getting back into my writing bag.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s a weekend getaway/staycation. 🥴🥴
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dreaming as they rolled over to hand me my phone with a raspy,”can we snooze it? I don’t want to move…” That shit actually happened. What is my life right now?
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Like a whimsical hallmark movie. The clumsy lad meets their interests and learns that only time kept them away from meeting sooner. And maybe time was the necessary delay. My yes last night may have been a no in previous years. Last night was everything. My 6:00am alarm reminded me that I was not
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love and Basketball ended. Our eyes were heavy, but the desire to pull away was stronger. I laid on the giant couch of a stranger who I’d probably known in many lifetimes. When they heard me shifting on the couch, they came and laid on my chest. I don’t know when sleep came. All of the night felt
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Once the check came, they asked if I would be comfortable coming back to their place (near the venue) to chill some more and watch movies. Everything about the ask felt like a yes. We talked, sat, cuddled, and held each other with such tenderness and warmth. They felt like the fly ass outfit choice
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Offered to drive. We grew up in the same city. Me, one year younger. Same circle of friends and family and church community and our paths finally crossed last night. We shared photos of our families at dinner over a shared plate of food and glass of wine. Truth is I wasn’t hungry, I was curious.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Back into the venue to invite them to dinner. My sister took me to my car and as she pulled away from the curb, I heard a car horn. I rolled down my window to see them again, smiling before letting out,”don’t leave me, I don’t want the night to end.” I extended a dinner invite and they obliged and
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Knowing that there was deep attraction. Our glaze ended as they knocked over items on the stage. They later revealed that there nerves made them clumsy. We exchanged numbers and I asked them to text me as soon as they were home. I left the event to walk my sister to her car. My intention was to go
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We locked eyes a few times during the set and there was a familiar energy between us both. My nerves were just as bad as the air quality in the room as the rounds of applause and tears of joy muddled the clarity in the crowd. They walked towards me and the exchange of silent communication, yet a
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I cuddled with a beautiful human last night. They were bossy as fuck in a full length fur coat as if LA weather ever called for that heavy of an accessory. High waisted jeans with an even heavier cuff sitting on top of their docs. Cropped graphic tee and a baseball cap. Mystery, Fly, and fineashell.
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 13/10/2026
This is appropriate. I’m gonna watch.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Byron Cage is the funniest most sassiest gospel singer! I am such a fan of his IG content. 😂😂 The Prince of Praise just be on there doing any damn thing.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/i-t... “Things are going to get better… I know because I told me so.” WRITE THE DAMN SONG 🥹🥹
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I Told Me So by Astyn Turr on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:54
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listennnn. She was absolutely magical.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The amount of joy and love being shared amongst strangers while Astyn performed was ethereal 😩🥹 Damn I needed that. I needed last night.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everything about last night 🤌🏾
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 13/10/2026
Do I?!
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stem Stimming Studded
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#GRWM
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Bennske-Urameshi @bennske-urameshi.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
My energy that’s not a selfie:
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The lord is my shepherd, I have everything that I need. Impatiently patiently waiting for everything I want.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Views from last night!! 🤌🏾🤌🏾
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Drove through this to get to that sunset.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Selah
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was very fun!
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Murder mystery party 🤌🏾🤌🏾
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*starts Purdy or Hurts*
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man… was approached by a beautiful young lady and was immediately disappointed… 3 mouth piercings and when she spoke, it was a strong scent of bellybutton and flatware. 😩😩🥴 Likeeee. If your are going to have THAT many mouth piercings, ORAL hygiene/maintenance should be prioritized 🥲
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lord
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Insecure 10 year anniversary tour was everything. The cast did a table reading of what could have been an alternative finale and I want them to make it’s a final movie so bad. Everyone looked so good.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😅😂😂
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