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Hakuna Matata

@misspiajay.bsky.social
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Mom. Foodie. Music connoisseur. Travel. Queer. Vinyl collector. Altadena/Pasadena Native. SoCal Living. Drink Water. Love God. Love People. Community is Life’s Greatest Commodity. ❤️🌴🌈

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🫧Mari🧿™️ @chimchamri.bsky.social · 13h
Really!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 13h
God make room for the depth of my pockets to match the depth of my gratitude 🙏🏾
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 14h
And please don’t tell me that you’re one of those All Water Matters people because deer park and arrowhead need their asses whooped.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 15h
I met a 70 year old black queer woman DJ that is going to teach me. She was THEE DJ 30 years plus for the black lesbian community. So many women were surrounding her and loving on her. I called her “ElderBae” and she responded “LadyElderButch” is best.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 16h
My homegirl said,”friend I’m looking for the sharks…I’m trying to get swam up on and ate to the death of me cause at this point, she probably break my heart anyway…” 🗣️NO MORE TEQUILA LOVE 
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 17h
I walked into the Actual Lounge last night and immediately smiled. Rooftop full of queer black women. 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 17h
There is no amount of money that you could pay me to hate on black women. We are truly the matriarchs of the world.
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Gems 💎 @reflectivegem.bsky.social · 23h
You’re welcome! You GOT this 👏🏽👏🏽
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This job. It’s my fault partially because I need to go back to assigning work to others but my colleagues have to also fall in line. Not enough delegating support. Which I get that people want to be nice but this isn’t about nice it’s about being efficient and right now we are not efficient.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/dam... This on vinyl
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Damn by Baby Rose on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 2:54
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baby Rose asked the crowd this question and did a mic toss. The elders said yes and the younger folks said no. One of the greatest loves of my life is my person. She was the first woman that I ever made love to. We both realized that we needed each other more than sex and maintain that pact.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Job interview for my 4th potential promotion scheduled for 10/7.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What does not serve me, will not stay near me. I am divinely protected.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My intuition has so much trust in my ability to believe it.
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finding friends and or associates in LA is really easy when you start putting yourself out there for that. I have an invite or options to go and hang out with folks through Tuesday. There are also solo options. I do not go out every night. It feels good to know where quality community is.
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life is very tough. Guard your peace however you need to.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is a 77 year old black woman in my yoga class that put us all to shame. This woman used the Pilates/dance rail to balance her pose. The way in which she tucked her right leg into her right thigh and held that bitch STEADY and sturdy. Motha was SNATCHED. Shame.
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m glad you made a choice that aligns with who you are. It can be increíbly difficult.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andddd fall bae is no longer in my orbit. Compatible, yet not aligned. I’m grateful for the opportunity to have experienced her in the way that we granted access to one another. So many beautiful moments over a 11 week window.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BabyRose BlueNote Los Angeles
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey boo hey ♥️♥️♥️
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soccer Again 🤣
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s okay to want something just for yourself and not be made to feel like you’re on an auction block to be chosen.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Detachment isn’t weakness. It’s clarity. It’s courage. It’s the beginning of peace.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me to my therapist: Oh so you think you a therapist or something? Since you got your degree and think you know everything 😂😮‍💨
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My therapist: have you heard of the art of detachment? I see you moving closer into that space. Allow me to define it for you because learning to exist there will allow you stop prioritizing “what ifs” over being present.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meg
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Michael Scott's Flushed Smile in The Office
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
music.apple.com/us/playlist/... My new incline treadmill playlist.
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DJ Settings On by Pia Michelle on Apple Music
Playlist · 6 Songs
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Re: Jalen Hurts
A closeup of Charles Barkley captioned “We are going to start a dialogue”
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Countess Vaughn is unintentionally funny.
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Excuse Me? Woman's Funny Reaction
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Crissy @crissstalitooo.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
If I can’t be weird with you, you not my people
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I Want You Around by Snoh Aalegra on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:32
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kid made the lacrosse team and I’m so damn proud of her. 🥹🥹
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camillennialism @camillennialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🗣️ a lie don’t care who tell it
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A selfie with me.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a level of being seen and affirmed by their actions that let me know they value what I am saying.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anger… I know where my mind goes.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Both
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Consideration, being considered.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weight train
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John P Kee Show Up! A staple in my home. Those songs still shift me.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Midnight Marauders Dangerously in Love Corrine Bailey Rae Waiting To Exhale Ye’s first 3 albums
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Divorce Court My granny loved Madeline Ephram 😂
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seattle just does it for me everytime. It’s lowkey fall weather year round. Very moody.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My kids don’t belong to me, but they belong to me.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$1,000,000,000,000,000 Worth of gold, cobalt, and silver.
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sing/create jingles mid conversation based on whatever the conversation Most recently: 🗣️Titties, nothing comes closer to home… 🥹
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Hakuna Matata @misspiajay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ain’t never had a pineapple disappoint me
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