mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025romanticizing how hot the weather will be this summer by wearing ringer shorts & being like “it’s summerween” 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025remember when I said on TikTok that the episode w David proved that even in a post-apocalyptic hellscape the scariest thing was still a religious white man & then white men just… kept proving me right in the comments section . fascinating . 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I turn into the worst version of myself when I’m sick it’s truly pathetic actually 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I need all 2 of you to know I did in fact get these for hhn 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025if I can pull off the ideas I want to for hhn I’ll be so proud & look so good. if I can’t & I don’t then plz forget i said anything 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025being chronically online is a gift & a curse like yes i know all the funny stuff but also im Painfully Aware Of So Many Other Things 020
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025forgot to post these here but i felt great so all 2 of you must see these 030
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025really slayed these 3 times during the month of February & not to brag but my therapist is proud of me 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025trying to explain ‘the substance’ to people even tho I haven’t seen it yet but multiple people have told me I would like it because of the messaging behind it 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025for someone who hasn’t done theater or acting in years i still harbor the delusion that I’d be really great in an ensemble horror movie 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025saw that @brokenjawjewelry.bsky.social watched ‘Fresh’ today so now I am watching ‘Fresh’ 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 210
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025we’re all in the mood for a melody, & you’ve got us feelin’ alright 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025no one is taking my picture as well as my husband fr fr 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025shoutout to the people boycotting spyglass’s ‘heart eyes’ - extra shoutout to the people publicly spoiling the killers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025women in horror movies really always be wearing a white tank top. what’s with that 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I was born & raised in the Midwest so the accents in ‘Fargo’ are slaying me 020
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I could fuck up some cocoa pebbles rn im so serious 111
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025one person mentioned they wanted to see an Iris fit from me & so i thrifted one from threadup & tbh think it’s pretty damn close . 030
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025saying horror films aren’t political is lowkey insane like. the themes & nuances are often a direct reflection of societal & political unrest/fears/concerns (or they are there to poke fun at certain topics to add a bit of levity). cognitive dissonance goes crazyyyyy 111
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025if u hate Hughie Campbell u will die & go to hell idc 100
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025tugging on my own arm like “babe stop, please! try something new!!) so I don’t rewatch a movie ive already seen half a dozen times 000
Reposted by mj neuenschwanderLiv @livinwtheland.bsky.social · 01/02/2025sorry i’ve been MIA i’ve been extremely depressed and experiencing nothing but doom 😍 0123
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025it’s me & my 3/3.5 star movies against the world I fear 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025• Lee (stream on Hulu) • Strange Darling (avail. to rent) • A Real Pain (stream on Hulu) • A Different Man (stream on MAX) • Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar (stream on Hulu) • Companion (in theaters) • Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (stream on MAX) 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025watching bill & ted’s for the first time & unfortunately this is my brand of humor 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025me: I don’t do cosplay also me: found all the pieces for a Iris from ‘Companion’ cosplay for under $15 total on threadup 110
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025there’s a couple ghostfaces actors where I’m like folks i need your phones on SILENT I repeat do NOT PICK UP if spyglass calls you !!!!!!! 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Scream Queen Slasher Summerween is the vibes I’ve settled on for the warmer weather . just gonna douse myself in fake blood & scream & scream & scream 110
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025when the villian’s actions are reprehensible but his face is Jack Quaid’s bro I was fighting my own brain so bad in the theater I fear what’s my PROBLEM 110
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025‘Companion’ is a great cautionary tale against letting men develop a god complex . stay vigilant because we must not allow that to happen !!! 120
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025the urge to comment “spyglass firing Melissa wasn’t very girls supporting girls of you” but i know it’s just going to be seen by a social media intern who has no control over it . but know im THINKING IT. anyway. don’t go see this movieeeee 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025planning hhn outfits around @brokenjawjewelry.bsky.social pieces I both have & will acquire one they’re available - & im mildly foaming at the mouth 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 210
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025nosferatu is finally streaming on peacock !!! bless !!! 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025forgot Jeff goldblum is in Prince of Egypt what the HELL 110
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I keep getting Brady bunch tiktoks on my fyp & you know what hell yeah 110
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025sometimes I scroll too much on social media & then just have to log out of the Main Ones otherwise i end up mentally on a ledge 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025opening night hhn fit arrived we’re going full sheer burgundy gothic princess mode, team 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025my dental surgeon told me that the worst day for swelling was probably going to be the worst/peak at about day 3 or 4 & now here we are on the 3rd day & its the worst it’s been & im just like 👁️👄👁️ 000
Reposted by mj neuenschwanderandrea ᱬ @andrea-sketches.bsky.social · 25/01/2025#severance #helenaeagan 095
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025idk if ‘Saturday Night’ is a good movie or not because tbh I’m distracted by the 70s costuming & how much I wanna dress like that 🙂↕️🫶🏻 010
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025it sucks to be craving every food imaginable when you can’t open your mouth hardly at all or eat anything other than soft foods. like oh. to fuck up a pizza or chipotle bowl rn. 000
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025watching my husband crash out emotionally over ‘A Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes’ ikr !!!!!! 130
mj neuenschwander @missmjoy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025gotta get spookier & sluttier not just during hhn season . I think it would be good for me . 020