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David Damagé

@missledave.bsky.social
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
im trying to finish this car before my heart explodes out of my chest.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
One thing about streaming services is that I wish to communicate my desire to never hear any radio edit of any song ever. Obviously, this track doesn't count.
music.youtube.com
Protect Ya Neck
YouTube video by Wu-Tang Clan - Topic
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
There is nothing that you can tell me that I didn't already learn from Pimp C.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
HEY GUYS! WHITEY IS ON THE MOOK AGAIN!
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Lawrence Sonntag @sirlarr.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Norman Reedus also rides a bike 🤔 I've never seen Norman Reedus and Kamen Rider in the same room 🤔🤔
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The united states government is barely in charge of me anymore.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
As of today the US government is like 20% in charge of me.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I know that you heard,"I'll see you when you get there." But what i said was, "C U WHEN U GET THERE." You have growing up to do.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
the last chunk of my life has been less annoying owed in no small part to "The Deftones" being culturally irrelevant. The last couple of weeks has sucked. The defines have always sucked. Fuck those guys and fuck you. Eat my shit and hair.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My mom is these two.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
WHO IS IN THIS POST OFFICE EATING CIGARETTES?
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That urge to make a big stack of P.B.&J.'s and shuffle them shits like a deck of cards before I eat the whole schmoigle...
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
About to make the realest phone mount for my car.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
How the fuck did we get from "Rocky IV" to here? This sucks.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It is so embarrassing to remember how wack i was about, "Sailor Moon" when i was a piece of shit kid.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm bored already.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I been training for this moment for a long time. "The Great Chairman's little red app" gonna have these old Chinese ladies yelling out "BONES!" in the staircase.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Why does white guy humor usually involve shitting on your wife? P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This album in particular. This song specifically.
music.youtube.com
Turnover
YouTube video by Fugazi - Topic
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
For years I been watching idiots on the television or whatever talking about how the Yakuza is like "not a thing anymore" or whatever. Fucking idiots.
justice.gov
Japanese Yakuza Leader Pleads Guilty To Nuclear Materials Trafficking, Narcotics, And Weapons Charges
Edward Y. Kim, the Acting United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York; Matthew G. Olsen, the Assistant Attorney General for National Security; and Anne Milgram, the Administrator of t...
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Look deep into my ass.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Why does my grocery bag got Three 6 Mafia lines on it? Hy-Vee is raw for this.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
MGS:V is the least serious war crime simulator ever designed. Also Kojima-san is unknowable.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nobody over 30 years old should be in charge of picking marvel cinema projects.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This has been a thing for some time I believe.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
All I want this year is a condom for a horse made out of people skin.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
TYBW got me hyped. I haven't cares about new episodes of anime in forever.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Dudes in Japan have taken to lowering gen2 camaros and we over here listening to the police. I fucking hate it here.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I would prefer someone like a cyber truck from the bottom of their heart than to be ironic about it. Get out of town.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
We didn't give a fuck about aliens, what's makes them think we are worried about some fucking drones? Get so fucking for real.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
No matter what the context, review-bombing McDonald's into oblivion is fucking based behavior. We should be doing that kind of shit anyways.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We leaving cans of soup and some monopoly money origami out for "The Adjuster" this year?
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Time to go impress a doctor with my ADHD.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The only thing I'm buying today is weed. Support local businesses.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
For anyone surprised by all these "payola runs corporate music industry" you should have been listening to the Dead Kennedys.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
NEW FUKKIN NUDIBRANCH DROPPED, Y'ALL!!
smithsonianmag.com
Scientists Finally Identified This Glowing, Transparent 'Mystery Mollusk' After Nearly 25 Years of Puzzling
The newly described species of sea slug dwells in darkness in the ocean’s midnight zone, using a hood to capture prey with a Venus flytrap-like technique
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Can we just elect Buck Angel to Congress and be done with this nonsense?
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The next four years are gonna be great for wearing stupid tee shirts in public.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
You dick knockers, you look at this cat real quick.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
The very highest of fives to all my fellow tarnished who helped me along the way. This game is absolutely astounding.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Oh, I been threading needles with dental floss. That wolverine shirt was fucking rad.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
My first video is Lt. Columbo describing a perfect Chinese food order.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Melania gonna be the queen of what's left of Russia in three years. Bet.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
REPOSTING BECAUSE OF I FORGOT IT ALREADY HAPPENED LIKE FOUR TIME!!! THE NEXT TIME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WAKE ME UP FROM A COMA AND WE ARE STILL BROKE, IM GONNA BEAT TF OUT OF EVERYBODY!
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Nacho Libre GIF
ALT: Nacho Libre GIF
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
The "Shaw Bros." Intro scenes were not meant to be viewed in 60" 4k... got whiplash, shit..
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
I am the only person in the whole entire planet of earth who is qualified to eyeball the liquid laundry detergent.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Yoshimitsu BoJackson needs to calm down with this floof-tail situation.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
More like "Toby Queef". Fuck that guy.
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David Damagé @missledave.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
I shaved off my heard and then flushed it down the concrete laundry sink with my piss. Being a dude is rad.
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