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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The beach at Issos 🌅
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🧦👗👚🧣👖👙🧢
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Olive Oil & Balsamic Vinegar splat! 🫟
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re all going on our end of summer Holiday! ⛈️⚡️☔️😃😂
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A bunch of Teasels 🦔🦔🦔
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Autumn on its way 🍁🍂
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🤍
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I went to the Melplash Show today 🐑💐🐐🎪🍦
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🌀🎡😵‍💫
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My best buy this year! Not a fly to be seen (indoors) 🤗
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🌳🌳🌳☀️🌳🌳🌳
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My are ducks are in a row! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Morning! 🌱🌼🌱
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A lock-up in Whitstable in September 2021 ⛱️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Round the river ☀️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s Bridport Folk Weekend 💃🕺 Loads of sticks and bells about town!
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Number 12 🌺🚪🌸
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Anyone for tennis and a hat? 👒🎾🎩 At Snooks The Hatters 🧢
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
🌱🌺🌼🪷🥀🪴
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nasturtium 🌺
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think this photo was taken of my Mum by my dear Dad - either through a window whilst they were on holiday, or it is a mysterious double exposure. It is one of a batch of similar photographs that my daughter found, prepared and gifted to me ❤️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
pink white green 🌺💮🌱
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Face 😊
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Red Roses 🌹
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It was a great night! 📸🎻🤩😂
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Weymouth Bay was especially lit up last night! 🎻❤️🎻
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
SC☀️RCHI☀️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cow Parsley 🌱🌿
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Early morning in Lyme Regis 🌥️⛅️🌤️☀️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wall Flowers 🌺
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
💐🌀😵‍💫😃
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Dandelion clocks 🌬️🍃
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The (yellow) Book Shop ⭐️ Bridport
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Such a fab time in Bath 🤩
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In lovely Bath for a couple of days 🤩
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cherry Blossom 🍒🤍🍒
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Grandmas were flowers……🌷🌹🌺🌼💐🤩
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Monday is a State of Mind’. #motivationalmonday
Monday is a state of mind
 
Monday –
You are a fixed penalty notice on the windscreen 
of my week
You are three weasels in a trench coat shoplifting happiness 
          from my tiny thrift store of joy
You are a pinata stuffed with wasps
Or a tombola where the first prize is a tube of Canestan
You are the audio book of Morrissey’s novel, 
read by Joe Pasquale
A game of Russian roulette with a bullet in every chamber
Edvard Munch’s The Scream painted by Rolf Harris. 
Can you guess what it is yet?
Yes, it’s Monday and it’s bloody horrible.
 
You give me the same feeling as when I hear somebody
who I had previously considered to be a good friend
          unironically utter the word ‘holibobs’
 
I am no historian but I have it on good authority 
it was the very thought of you
that made the library at Alexandria burn itself down
and those fifteenth-century boy princes 
throw themselves out of the tower
 
Monday –
You are a bag of peanuts containing the label
 ‘MAY CONTAIN NUTS’
You are an unexpected item in the bagging area,
except for the fact that you are expected
because the bagging area is merely a metaphor 
for the passage of time
and oh crap, it’s Monday again
 
You are an improper fraction
whose state of impropriety has become 
so unacceptablethat all the other fractions 
no longer want anything to do with you
and have organized a worldwide walkout of fractions,
with the result that it is only possible 
for economies to function 
through the application of whole numbers
 
Monday –
the poster child for cystitis
a flag waved at a prom in celebration of lift music
a footballer’s haircut on a papal legate
a stock photograph of somebody taking a stock photograph
               of a tub of stock powder
a punch bag swinging back to smack you in the face
a bad poem which goes on far too long
and with no proper end
 

Brian Bilston
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Morning! ☕️🫖☺️
youtu.be
The Incredible Breakfast Band
YouTube video by GIDVOX
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
‘Earthly Spirits’ exhibition by Pinkie Maclure, Stained Glass Artist, at East Quay, Watchet
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
🌼🐣😬
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Easter Postbox Topper 🐰
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A tree in the landscape ☺️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
🌷🌱🌼🪻🌱
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
🪻🪻🪻
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
From my lovely gals ❤️❤️❤️
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missixtify🕊️ @missixti.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Lyme Regis 🌀
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