Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Three fucking weeks man. 🤦🏼♂️ I genuinely cannot stand the international breaks. #NUFC 1251
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In September, rows over Reform’s crypto donations made the news, but it was rows in Newcastle’s backline that stole the headlines, as Jaissle’s side shipped four away at Leeds. #NUFC #PremierLeagueYears 040
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Let’s not panic after our first defeat of the season, it was always going to happen. We’ve won & drawn already this season, without playing particularly well. We’ve got a young squad and manager, so it’ll take time. I'm sure last night will be seen as a learning curve. 1110
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You mean we’ve still got another 45 minutes? #NUFCstatic.klipy.comJonah Hill Stressed in War DogsALT: Jonah Hill Stressed in War Dogs 041
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wouldn’t mind this again tonight! It’s probably one of my favourite Newcastle games. I remember my mam leaving me in Asda’s electronics section, so I could listen to the game while she did the Christmas food shop. I stayed up to watch the highlights that night, buzzing we were still top. #NUFCyoutube.comLeeds United 3-4 Newcastle United Premiership 22.12.2001YouTube video by Goaltapes 2150
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Only 3 days, 2 hours and 40 minutes until Newcastle United play football again. #NUFC 3161
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hall & Miley signing new deals will be the best business Newcastle do all season. Nothing will come close. #NUFC 1181
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Public Service Announcement: Newcastle United have won more Premier League games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in 2026 than Tottenham have. #NUFC 0203
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Would have loved a win, but it’s great to come back from two down against a decent side, after a sloppy start. Three big games coming up against Millwall, Leeds and Hull. If we reach the 4th round and pick up more points before the international break, it’ll be a good start to the season. #NUFC 0120
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The whole team hasn’t been great first half, but Dedić was at fault for both goals. Very fortunate deflections, but he was caught flat footed for the first and overran the ball in the build up to the second. Great goal from Barnes at a good time. Let’s hope we kick on second half. #NUFC 150
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today’s game between Newcastle & Bournemouth is the first Premier League meeting without Eddie Howe in either dugout. Let’s hope for a bit more luck, as our recent record against Bournemouth hasn’t been great. Howay Jaissle’s Mags! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC 080
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’ve waited until the window had closed before putting my thoughts down on Newcastle’s transfer window & summer. For anyone who wants to hear my opinion, here goes. Lots of positives, slight worries and, of course, everything “Newcastle 2.0.” 🧵 291
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's been a fantastic start to the season, but I'm really interested to see how we look against a team that's happy to sit behind the ball for 90 minutes. In hindsight, Liverpool and Spurs have probably suited us a bit. Both step up, leave space in behind their FB's and give us something to attack. 120
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Happy birthday mate! It’s a shame you’ve just been fucked by Jaissle’s Mags! #NUFC 1180
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Fucking love that Tonali was marking Elanga for the first & played Wissa onside for the second. You couldn’t make it up. #NUFC 1110
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm telling you what, Liverpool have done well to stretch that Coutinho money this far. 161
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not the end of the world as we’re through to the next round but the referee was absolutely honking. #NUFC #CarabaoCup 1140
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Everything I've seen today, from both NUFC's media content and Braga fans on Instagram, shows what a genuine bloke Lukas Horníček comes across as. He seems absolutely buzzing to be here, and that honestly makes me happy. Now I just hope he's an absolute colossus. #NUFC 2561
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Really interested to see how this works out. He’s always been linked with some of Europe’s elite, but nothing ever materialised. If he fulfils even some of that potential, €30m could prove to be a bargain, especially in today’s market. #AFCB #PremierLeague 120
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I think, like many, when Eddie was appointed in Nov 2021, I thought he’d be a stop gap manager. Five years on, two Champions League qualifications and that day at Wembley in March 2025. Thank you for embracing the city, culture and all things Newcastle. Eddie Howe’s Black & White Army. #NUFC 71014
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026In August, wildfires spread across Suffolk, but it was the fires burning at St James’ Park that grabbed the headlines, as Matthias Jaissle looked set to replace Eddie Howe. #NUFC #PremierLeague 071
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The man who first believed, then transformed the club. RIP King Kev #NUFC 0200
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Not getting the flag out lads? #FIFAWorldCup #SPAARG 0142
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don’t worry, Gianni & FIFA will do too. #FIFAWorldCup 060
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Joaquin Seys coming on for Belgium. Previously he's been heavily linked with Newcastle. #NUFC #FIFAWorldCup 050
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Utterly fantastic performance. Am I just expected to fall asleep now!? 🏴⚽️ #WorldCup #MEXENG 080
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In the last three years, three clubs will have paid over £140m in total transfer fees for a player who’s been relegated twice. Clearly talented and maybe I’m just turning into an old bastard, but this is mental. 130
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It’s like they’re bargaining for a second hand lawnmower on Facebook Marketplace. “I’m not willing to pay any more, but can you reconsider the offer that wasn’t good enough the first time around?” #NUFC 281
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Bloody love Tino, but he's made of glass. #NUFC 240
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Newcastle aside. I don't think I've ever been as happy about the outcome of a match. It couldn't have happened to a better club. #AFC #ChampionsLeague 060
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Happy this is being done early in the transfer window. Hopefully lessons have been learnt from our last summer window. #NUFC 180
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Lewis Miley signing a new contract feels just as important as any signings we'll make this summer. ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC 0182
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Elliot Anderson, that is filthy. What a bloody cross. #NFFC #NUFC 050
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I reckon Yoane Wissa contributed to at least 97 of Jay Z’s 99 problems. #NUFC 2141
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Just noticed Thiaw’s playing his 50th game for us today. Bloody crazy he’s hit that milestone already. #NUFC 040
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Such a shame we’ve been awful lately, because the European spots are there for the taking. Brighton, Brentford and Fulham all drew, while the Mackems and Everton lost this weekend. About as perfect a set of results as we could’ve hoped for, if we'd done our part. #NUFC 1172
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I’ve never known a winger like it. Elanga’s arguably one of the fastest players in the league, but he insists on dropping deep when we’re countering. That’s before we talk about his inability to pass or dribble. The footballing IQ of a fucking kettle. #NUFC 260
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026No Gordon in the squad then. I wonder if that’s got anything to do with the talk of him being away this summer? #NUFC 040
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Orange Veins Cup Champion’s, you’ll never sing that! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC 040
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Just a reminder, Yamal should have been suspended for today’s game. #NUFC 1143
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Guarantee if that foul had been on Yamal, the penalty would have been given. #NUFC 050
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Just sat at staring at the clock on my work laptop, completely procrastinating. Is it 17:45 yet? ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC #EddiesChampionsLeagueMags 061
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The games there to be won. Get Tino, Gordon & Murphy on. #NUFC 161
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Really enjoyed the opening 30 minutes last night. 🫠 #NUFC 050
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Only 3 minutes added on? Keepers spent more time picking the ball out his net. #NUFC 040
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026If it stays like this, I’d swap our front three for Ruddy, Ramsdale & Harris at HT. 😂 #NUFC 131
Dan Burn's Missing Finger @missingfinger.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I’ve just rewatched the extended highlights from Saturday’s game, and I tell you what… Lewis Hall is fucking magic, isn’t he!? #NUFC 1190
