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Miss Hap

@misshap.eurosky.social
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Dog owner, American living in Ireland, working in the NGO sector. She/her

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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 19h
Reminds of a story, that when Zuckerberg got into watch collecting, he just ordered his staff to buy the 10 most expensive watches, and seriously, that's not how hobbies work. Just go enjoy a thing.
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IrishCycle.com @irishcycle.com · 29/09/2026
Galway councillor promises no more projects to make walking and cycling safer -- "I’m happy with my position" councillor says when challenged by a local advocate. A Galway councillor, Cllr Shane Forde (Fine Gael), has vowed to block any future project to make roads safer for pedestrians and…
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Galway councillor promises no more projects to make walking and cycling safer
-- "I’m happy with my position" councillor says when challenged by a local advocate. A Galway councillor, Cllr Shane Forde (Fine Gael), has vowed to block any future project to make roads safer for pedestrians and cyclists while he's still on the council. This morning he posted a photo of the September traffic on Castlepark Road on Facebook, and said: "This is the direct result of multiple traffic lights on the new scheme and the taking away of the slip lane at ATU.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Just think, we've been bothering with all this "science" and "studies" when we could just be eating rocks when we're sick!
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs?...
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Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
"Haunted houses are a public health threat that the government has ignored for too long!"
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Out of curiosity, have they calculated how much it costs the state to subsidise car drivering? All the roads, parking where interesting stuff could be, free parking, traffic enforcement, health problems caused by cars, etc. What is that costing?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate to tell you, but humans are closer to extinction than ever* *in the sense that humans will at some point in the future be extinct, and every second brings us closer to that moment. Nothing to do with AI, just the relentless march of time.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, I guess among Trump's accomplishments, we can list "Made Canada attempt to move to Europe".
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
I spend way too much time telling my various devices *not* to do stuff. Don't sync, don't connect, don't suggest, just sit there until I want to do something. I'll let you know.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
"A car ran the light at the crossing right in front of me. I'm not against cars, but the automobile community has to deal with these irresponsible drivers." No one writes posts like this. It's only ever about cyclists, or scooter users.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
In addition to everything else, Halton came up with the absolute worst way to cut cake. I just want to add this to his crimes: oldschoolpastry.pastrysampler.com/cutting-a-ca...
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Cutting a Cake: 1906 Instructions Based on Scientific Principles – Old School Pastry
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
A screenshot of the classic show "Hollywood squares"
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
This might be long shot, but has The Muppets Studio tried explaining the premise to Disney execs with puppets?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
And yet, I would still rank Michael O'Leary as one of the less harmful rich people in the world. At least he's not trying to wreck whole countries. Just arguing that he did you a favour letting you almost fall out of one of his planes.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
If you must copy bad guy uniforms, this one is so much cooler. Farscape had the best battle dresses.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
Does Oz sell a supplement that removes any sense of self awareness? Because it seems to be shockingly effective.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
I get up between 5 and 6 every morning because that's when the kids wake up. And I can only work part-time because we can't get childcare for our youngest. Do I "deserve" help?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Man, someone had a tight deadline and weekend plans.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
I think this thing is 10 years old. Do you think I should still remove and discard this sticker? What if there's something important under there?
A picture of a dehumidifier, which is very old label reading "stand upright for at least 4 hours prior to switching on. Remove and discard this label before use.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Homer Simpson: The Lesson Is, Never Try
ALT: Homer Simpson: The Lesson Is, Never Try
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
Who is this even aimed at, 12 year olds flying to business meetings?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
Proof that reliable public transit is part of the #WarOnCars www.rte.ie/news/2026/09...
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Public transport reduces need to learn to drive - ESRI
People who grow up in areas with better access to public transport and who learn to drive later in life rely less on cars when they are older, according to a new ESRI study.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026
They come pre-started, and God help you if you turn them off.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026
Honestly "Maybe the horrible miser had a point, actually" is truly the movie for our time (derogatory).
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026
These 7 words are now easily the most popular thing I have ever posted on Bluesky.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026
Tim Curry invites a number of strangers to a very awkward dinner party in 1950s New England.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Picture of an old game of Hollywood Squares
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island is honestly more Muppet than man, it's an amazing performance by a man who didn't mind looking silly.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
#NationalDogDay Hedy has decided that she's going to sleep through National Dog Day today. Great choice, honestly.
A brown and white sighthound lies very asleep in her bed in a crate
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
I have a really clear memory of Raul Julia dying (I loved the Adam's Family movies as a kid). Is that historic?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't they just have a normal affair like normal people? Does everything with these people have to be weird (extremely derogatory)?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
If you see this, post a Star Trek
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Garak: I Believe That's Where I Step In
ALT: Garak: I Believe That's Where I Step In
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
I fully support any programme to send Musk, Bezos, and Altman to work in space. As long as they promise not to come back.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
It looks like the Cybertruck of stadiums
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know, we tolerate it from the auto industry.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
Owl is the most important character in Winnie the Pooh, because he teaches little kids the vital skill of identifying someone who thinks they're smart, but actually just knows big words. Recent adaptations of Pooh often leave Owl out entirely. Coincidence? #LowStakesConspriacy
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 02/08/2026
Apparently, Bari Weiss believes this is relatable and persuasive content.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 25/07/2026
10 authors by whom I've read at least 5 books: Terry Pratchett Agatha Christie Dorothy Sayers Louise McMaster Bujold Tamora Pierce Mary Roach Carola Dunn Kerry Greenwood Elizabeth Moon Bill Bryson I feel Mo Willems deserves a mention, it's a rare day we don't read a Pigeon book in this house.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word A Tale of Two Terrible Cities
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026
"Mrs Philomena Carroll Will Walk to Work" sounds like a classic children's book.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026
Hear that, people who invented agriculture? You're a bunch of chumps compared to the chatbot guys.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026
What are we voting for on the airplane? Is this an ultra budget airline where you get in the air and then vote on the destination?
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey, @bsky.app, I am suddenly getting a ton of AI promoting bots trying to follow me. Like 5 in the past hour. It's very annoying.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
A ban on e-scooters because people use them to deal drugs and engage in reckless and dangerous behaviour. Just wait until the Commissioner learns about these things called "cars".
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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
without undermining the activists who struggled for it, I think it's worth remembering the Gender Recognition Act was championed in the Dáil by Éamon Ó Cuív, a conservative Catholic motivated by moral outrage that lack of gender recognition was preventing trans people from getting married
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 13/07/2026
And it feels great to learn stuff! I was able to get Puppy Linux running off a USB on an old Windows Surface tablet, after bit locker stopped me from doing a normal install, and I felt like I defeated a movie villain. (And now I have a dedicated webcam "window" at my desk, which I always wanted).
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
Decided to watch The Sound of Music. It opens with all these gorgeous landscape shots, and now I'm just grumpy movies don't look like this anymore.
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Miss Hap @misshap.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life so that when it is reported that you died after a sudden illness, the mass response isn't "it would be funny if it was the explosive diarrhea".
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