Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026soup tonight? 👀 soup tonight queen?? soup tonight? 👀 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026objectively the best one and it's not because it spreads my vegetarian superman agenda 020
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026told my ex i was like really into competitive pokemon on our first date later she told me she considered ending the date immediately and jumping out of my car 020
Reposted by Miss Crisis(inactive) @captainatom.bsky.social · 05/01/2026if this was published today it'd be written by Tom KKKing and Steve would've participated in the invasion of Panama despite being frozen in continuity and the theme would be navel gazing about sad war crimes. and there'd be a female love interest w/one (1) personality trait 142
Reposted by Miss CrisisAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025not to make it too awkward at parties but here’s something to think about: American comic books are often embarrassed and ashamed to be themselves 19121
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 13/12/2025i worked at a movie theater and had to walk into the Sunday 2pm showing of Mama Mia 2 and tell two teenagers to stop sloppily making out in front of the after-church crowd 000
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025you should be on PrEP for the same reason you should invest the last 4 EVs on a 252/252+ spread: no drawbacks and it might save your ass in a specific unlikely situation 020
Reposted by Miss CrisisKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/12/2025not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill. 95103397
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 28/11/2025little girl in the bathroom: Are you a boy or a girl? me: I'm a girl, sometimes girls are tall and have deep voices her mom: And it's ok for boys to be in the girl's bathroom too!!! [silence as she realizes what a huge microagression that was] her mom: Also she's so pretty obviously she's a girl! 040
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025my college roommate didn't go back home on Thanksgiving, i invited him to mine (local) and he politely declined because he "had something else planned". the day after, i opened the apartment and a wall of smoke wafted out. whole place was hotboxed to hell, and he was on the couch eating pork rinds👍 040
Reposted by Miss CrisisRii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 25/11/2025"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace 9090652333
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 24/11/2025commiting to the bit so hard it becomes a gender studies graduate level course 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 22/11/2025a physics degree gets you some interesting jobs and a hell of a lot of shitty ones 030
Reposted by Miss Crisis👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/09/2025honestly I disagree with measuring spices in general, measuring is for baking, not cooking, but I said I would follow the recipe so here we are but it looks so pitiful 52784
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 18/11/2025where is discord mod on this chart, i crashed out of STEM careerist 030
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 18/11/2025california nachos! (this is an image of carne asada fries but imagine this with pastor, radish, extra jalapeño and extra creamy salsa) 130
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 18/11/202575% of the time when someone compliments my name it's followed up by "that's my dog's name too!" 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025i wouldn't eat lab grown meat because meat is yucky. no other reasons. if that's what you need to go vegan, go get your meef! 040
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025starship troopers pinball my beloved ❤️❤️❤️ worked on a restoration for a while and my god was that little guy complex but i loved it so much. had a bunch of issues with the stepper motor on the live firing range as well as multiball firing and it was so fucking satisfying to fix 240
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025i'll stop veganposting so uhh i guess it's the fact that the profit incentive is one of the most evil concepts in human history and prioritizing profit directly hinders doing anything good or helpful for anyone else. if you want to live a more fulfilling life stop caring about it 000
Reposted by Miss Crisisjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/11/2025no more age gaps. you should only be able to date people born on the same exact day as you 3255831
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i am literally the best tier leader of Pokebilities AAA in history 110
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025i get really sad when people i respect become defensive after i say "maybe we shouldn't have concentration camps for cows" and they start giving a passionate defense of indigenous hunting culture (not talking about that) or how they only eat free-range meat (no they don't) 2232
Reposted by Miss Crisisthal | comms open @bearforceone3.bsky.social · 09/11/2025a dance of swords #dccomics 0105
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 07/11/2025on tuesday i was forced to use AI for work. as a vegan barista i am used to having to do some cognitive dissonance with working in a milk store but this literally felt like being forced to eat meat to keep my job 030
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025that guy died saving the multiverse during DC's Gender Crisis storyline from 2023, i'm the version of him from the gender swap universe 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025ignore everything i've ever said about not believing in hierarchy, i have a fancy new title next to my name 031
Reposted by Miss CrisisDeeDee vertigo inigo Montoya kinnnie @deedeevertigo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Call and ambulance but not for me! #mrterrific #plasticman #metamorpho #phantomgirl #theterrifics #dccomics 3239
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 03/11/2025maybe i'd take this for the safety thing but at this point i'd never eat peanuts, there's just too much anxiety and trepidation around just the imagery and smell from a lifetime of fear and uncertainty 100
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025today on a dating app i tried to get a hot girl to unionize her workplace 000
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025couldn't afford a Halloween costume this year but it turns out i had basically everything for one of my gender inspirations 100
Reposted by Miss CrisisThe Ghost of Jeff @jeffpennington.art · 30/10/2025I dunno who this sketch is for besides me but... TOM TURBINE AND CATMAN: WORLD'S FINEST! (after Ed McGuinness) 0133
Reposted by Miss CrisisMxSharknado93 says Free Palestine! @mxsharknado93.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Superman: "Darkseid, what have you done?!" Darkseid: "Does a God not create life? Behold, the world you know, warped and perverted to my design! All that you love, corrupted by my Omega Effect! Behold, my Omegaverse!" Superman: ... Desaad: *Whispers in Darkseid's ear* Darkseid: "WHAT?!" 25220
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025early in my transition i called myself a butch lesbian (it was mostly cope) but after spending the last few months in a hyperfem phase i think i actually like presenting futch/butch when i'm going out 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025i wish i lived in a world without autoplay video. computers should not speak unless spoken to 000
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025today in therapy i tried to get my therapist to unionize the other therapists 000
Reposted by Miss CrisisKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 27/10/2025i will do anything for beautiful women and there's no woman more beautiful than mother earth 082
Reposted by Miss Crisiseerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 26/10/2025You're all like "games aren't real life" but one of the most consequential political actions of this year was carried out by a guy named Luigi's Mansion or whatever. Stick that in your warp pipe and smoke it 013625
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025i haven't made as much progress as i thought, my symptoms have just lessened because literally everything about my life is better (i'm a hot woman and i work a less shitty job now), but i noticed i still fall into these same patterns when things aren't great in the moment 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025thank you thank you thank you to @keezyyoung.bsky.social and @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social for sharing your experiences with bipolar and OCD, your posts have given me the words to identify what is happening to me and it's helped me out a ton 120
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025this happened to me two years ago, i knew i was a lesbian before i knew i knew i was a woman 010
Reposted by Miss CrisisAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Dog whistles are for pussies. Scream at me 0172
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025i don't have a problem with bro or dude, i only have a problem when after someone dudes me and apologizes, i say "nah it's ok i'm from cali", and then they keep fucking apologizing 010
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2025i'm like a tradwife except i'm a vegan polyamorous lesbian communist who works two jobs to support her cat and girlboyfriend 020
Miss Crisis @misscrisis.bsky.social · 19/09/2025they literally drained him of blood and sold it as a collectible and somehow things have escalated 050
![[Text stolen from a Smogon forum post about EV investment]
commentary: just take PrEP. it literally gives you a status immunity irl
1. The leftover EVs are added into Speed if the Pokemon is offensive and / or benefits from those Speed EVs by outspeeding a certain threat (or preventing speed ties against Pokemon with the same base speed). This does obviously not apply when the Pokemon already has invested EVs in Speed.
2. 4 Leftover EVs are added into Special Defense if the Pokemon has equal defenses to prevent Porygon-Z or Porygon from getting a Special Attack boost with Download. This does not apply in a metagame other than the OU / LC metagame.
3. If a Pokemon holds the item Leftovers and gains a notable Leftover number by investing 4 or 8 HP EVs, the leftover EVs are invested into HP.
4. The leftover EVs are invested into Atk or SpA if a Pokemon gains a notable difference by doing so. For example, Forretress using 4 Atk EVs to always 3HKO Giratina-O.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l5qo6ftb6zal5zc7i4wr4mhc/bafkreifjjul7fajtohat4azru7vmkwv5gheedjr3dn6nswcbzalxqtd5ua)
![Velcroc [10:55PM]
we have banned 69 pokemon
[the discord emote :letsfuckingo:]
cuban missile crisis [10:55PM]
ROOKIE NUMBERS, LET'S GET 'EM UP
Velcroc [10:57PM]
oop. wrong thread
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