MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m baffled that someone who paid any attention to that game would think that Bryce is the main issue. The scheme and execution, particularly on the ground, are so borked that it looked like Minn magically had multiple Kyle Hamiltons on every snap. 030
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The specific measurement mentioned makes me think that mayve Gus is 5’ 9”. 100
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I feel like this photo of Ditka has great meme potential. “What da fuck is Blusky?” etc. 000
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s a beautiful Saturday morning in October. Watching commercials on Fox with a bit of college football sprinkled in. 020
Reposted by MC Mismatched Plaids"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008 511345266
Reposted by MC Mismatched PlaidsPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026My wife’s brain is less internet-poisoned than mine. 471633121
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026100%. “Keep on past the old Johnson place that the Stefanic’s bought right before Kennedy got shot, and then turn just beyond where the old oak fell down last summer. Easy peasy lemon squeezy” 010
Reposted by MC Mismatched PlaidsMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574216094213
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m partial to the fact that there’s a chain of a very precise length that’s used to measure the distance between 2 arbitrary placements of the ball. 090
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I had to send them a damn letter in the mail once, like via Ben Franklin’s Post Office. 🤦♂️ 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I learned about it here. RIP, coach. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Everyone responding is mentioning roadmaps, which is true, but also you just asked strangers how to get somewhere. Gas station clerks, guys sitting outside the fire station, kids on bikes, people waiting at a bus stop, elderly people on porches, men in barbershops, and so on. 130
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I moved to Queens and got a car, I went out almost every weekend and tried to get somewhere via a new route. After a year or so, I had a cabbie’s brain for it. “Jackson Diner to the Lemon Ice King of Corona? Yeah, no problem.” I can’t imagine all the stuff I would’ve missed relying on GPS. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An under-reported aspect of the pre-GPS era was that people constantly asked strangers for directions. 110
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don’t threaten me with a good time, part 2. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[my brain upon seeing that angle, automatically] Oh thank god only 4 more hours… 010
Reposted by MC Mismatched PlaidsMichael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans 856690
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My man is absolutely flying on that ritalin 000
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is what I imagine whenever I hear someone say that they could score in the NFL. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don’t threaten me with a good time. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[takes a long drag on a cigarette and stares off into the distance looking haunted] “Demetrius Brown and Michael Taylor” 130
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(Of course, Denard ended up getting injured in the next drive, so they put in Devin any way. Then they switched to Forcier. Didn’t matter either way because BGSU was all-time bad on D that year.) 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was at the 2010 BGSU game. There was a guy behind me who was furiously shouting for (freshman) Devin Gardner to replace Denard on the 2nd drive of the game (in which M scored its 2nd TD of the day on a ~50 yd Denard run). I think about that dope whenever we enter a 2nd-stringer-is-better cycle. 360
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was wrong about this because Carolina decided not to run the ball for some reason. I guess because the Lions secondary is so bad. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chuba Hubbard is going to look like an All-Pro killing the 4th quarter. 110
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Minecraft guy is at the Lions game! Sweet! 000
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let’s definitely keep playing press man against one of the league’s best young receivers with some guys who were working in the lumber department at Lowe’s a couple weeks ago. 000
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Couldn’t have been easier to pick that up. Barftastic D by the lions. 110
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Moderately annoyed at Apple for breaking the iOS Apple TV remote in the new version of the OS. It’s been solid and very useful for years, particularly for handling sports. 000
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s cool! I only saw the last bit when they cut over from the Niners game here, but I’ll have to pay attention going forward. I’d like some good younger analysts. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I miss the Carrie Underwood stompin’ grapes intro. 000
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait, that was JJ Watt? I just caught that line from across the room. 110
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well crap, hope you feel better soon. 010
MC Mismatched Plaids @mismatchedplaids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t get over the bizarro Gus metaphor at the end of the game where Minnesota is some sort of pioneers plus Golden Horde sweeping across the prairie and Michigan is the Empire from Star Wars? 010
