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Joe Miscavige

@miscavige.bsky.social
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Founder of ELK Strategies www.elkstrategies.co or @elkstrategies.bsky.social This account is all the other stuff 🤠

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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impossible odds.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@npr.org just heard about Machine Gods and am very excited. When does the merch hit?
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yep! Opposite ends of the Strip.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Vegas/Adobe Summit photos
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s official: I’m a Certified Professional badass*; @adobe.com said so
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Off to Vegas to slay the @Adobe Summit FOMO dragon.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
EVERY TIME 😎 www.instagram.com/reel/DTOv1gV...
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I was?
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Is that from The Program?
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Why, in the year 2026, is Microsoft Word still like this
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The view from above, coming into #CDMX for #MeasureCampMexicoCity
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
We did it! #MeasureCampDC
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happening NOW at #MeasueeCampDC - standing room only for Jim Giagnomio / #CauzleAnalytics talking #VibeCoding.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
SWAG SWAP TABLE IS LIVE #MeasureCampDC
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Steve Jobs rising from his grave to destroy whoever allowed this
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’ll add to that: getting mad when you CAN’T find out, so you redouble your efforts because you HAVE to find out.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
#MeasureCampChicago was fantastic; #MeasureCampDC has some big shoes to fill!
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
what the hell, chicago #MeasureCampChicago
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#MeasurecampChicago 😴🥱🫩😎
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
No FOMO this time - looking forward to seeing everyone at #MeasureCampChicago tomorrow. Not looking forward to that 3:45am alarm though 🫨🫩
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
C’mon AI, can’t you be cool for once
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Dislike
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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at something .
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It’s a me
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Well, looks like the Smithsonian’s fucked. Who’s going to be in charge of the Memory Hole?
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White House Announces Comprehensive Review of Smithsonian Exhibitions
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is what the unending war on truth gets you - cowards voting in the middle of the night to actively hurt people around the world and at home. Thinking of my friends at @pbs.org @npr.org and stations around the country.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Coming this fall…. #MeasureCampDC
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It’s kind of surprising how much damage you can do to yourself with a zester when you’re not paying attention.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
100%. The Coke tour was interesting, and the international sodas were fun - but they certainly didn’t have a quadruple coronary burger on offer!
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Guilty
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Making sure to hit all the Atlanta landmarks while I’m in town
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Definitely went down the ChatGPT/“Make me a Muppet” rabbit hole.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Ugh - cited.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
White smoke cited! A bag has been chosen.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS PLAN
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
@peakdesigns.bsky.social Everyday 30L Herschel Kaslo Pacsaf 26L Alpaka Elements Pro Aer City Pack Pro Black Ember Citadel R3
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a man wearing a john deere hat and a jerry garcia t-shirt says someone help me
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I am in new bag hell. What works for work (simple, clean design that can hold my lunch) but also travel (ie works as a carryon), isn’t cheap, good weight distribution (serial overpacked and, for biz travel, 2x laptop carrier). Here’s what’s in the current consideration set:
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sure is fun to use the internet
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
New bio
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