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Joe Miscavige

@miscavige.bsky.social
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Founder of ELK Strategies www.elkstrategies.co or @elkstrategies.bsky.social This account is all the other stuff 🤠

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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impossible odds.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@npr.org just heard about Machine Gods and am very excited. When does the merch hit?
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Vegas/Adobe Summit photos
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It’s official: I’m a Certified Professional badass*; @adobe.com said so
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Off to Vegas to slay the @Adobe Summit FOMO dragon.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
EVERY TIME 😎 www.instagram.com/reel/DTOv1gV...
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I was?
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Why, in the year 2026, is Microsoft Word still like this
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The view from above, coming into #CDMX for #MeasureCampMexicoCity
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
We did it! #MeasureCampDC
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happening NOW at #MeasueeCampDC - standing room only for Jim Giagnomio / #CauzleAnalytics talking #VibeCoding.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
SWAG SWAP TABLE IS LIVE #MeasureCampDC
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Steve Jobs rising from his grave to destroy whoever allowed this
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’ll add to that: getting mad when you CAN’T find out, so you redouble your efforts because you HAVE to find out.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
#MeasureCampChicago was fantastic; #MeasureCampDC has some big shoes to fill!
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
what the hell, chicago #MeasureCampChicago
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#MeasurecampChicago 😴🥱🫩😎
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
No FOMO this time - looking forward to seeing everyone at #MeasureCampChicago tomorrow. Not looking forward to that 3:45am alarm though 🫨🫩
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
C’mon AI, can’t you be cool for once
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Dislike
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It’s a me
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Well, looks like the Smithsonian’s fucked. Who’s going to be in charge of the Memory Hole?
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White House Announces Comprehensive Review of Smithsonian Exhibitions
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is what the unending war on truth gets you - cowards voting in the middle of the night to actively hurt people around the world and at home. Thinking of my friends at @pbs.org @npr.org and stations around the country.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Coming this fall…. #MeasureCampDC
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It’s kind of surprising how much damage you can do to yourself with a zester when you’re not paying attention.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Guilty
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Making sure to hit all the Atlanta landmarks while I’m in town
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Definitely went down the ChatGPT/“Make me a Muppet” rabbit hole.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS PLAN
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I am in new bag hell. What works for work (simple, clean design that can hold my lunch) but also travel (ie works as a carryon), isn’t cheap, good weight distribution (serial overpacked and, for biz travel, 2x laptop carrier). Here’s what’s in the current consideration set:
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sure is fun to use the internet
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
New bio
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Wait…is getting into photography the new mid-life crisis marker?
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Friday vibes
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Burning Spear · Album · 1975 · 10 songs
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
99 times out of 100, I am a Notion enjoyer. But that 1 time out of 100? It phases your carefully-planned content calendar somewhere outside of the time-space continuum, never be seen again :(
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So looking forward to #ExperimentationIsland later this month (2/26 - 2/28). If you're on the fence - have you seen the schedule? experimentationisland.com#schedule The unique mix of keynotes, unconference sessions, and overall expertise promises to be incredibly valuable. See you in GA!
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Big news! Happy to announce the launch of ELK Strategies,a new data & analytics consultancy focused on (but. not limited to!) helping non-profit organizations harness the power of their data. www.elkstrategies.co What? Why? Who? That's right - find out more here: www.linkedin.com/posts/joseph...
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Zeroed out for ‘24
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
There’s a first time for everything! I solved the Sunday 12/22/2024 New York Times Daily Crossword in 49:16! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
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Play The New York Times Crossword
Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
For the late shoppers among us www.etsy.com/listing/1799...
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The Calming Scent of Data Driven Decision, Candle - Etsy
This Candles item by TheFluteFolks has 5 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Newport News, VA. Listed on Dec 6, 2024
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
My #NewYearsResolution is to lose at least 40 apps
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
If you’re not playing this at your holiday party what are you even doing. Also, nobody from Measure Slack Music League steal this! Santa is watching 🎅👀
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I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus - Single Version
Brenda Lee · Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree/The Decca Christmas Recordings · Song · 1999
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Finally!
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Severance — Season 2 Official Trailer | Apple TV+
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Live Laugh Corporation
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I had the pleasure to present about #DataLiteracy to the Test & Learn Community the other week and @tlckelly.bsky.social was kind enough to post it to YouTube! If any of this strikes your fancy & you’d like to chat further, I’m always happy to talk Data Literacy. youtu.be/kiw870B2W9k?...
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Unlocking Success: Empowering Your Organization (and Career!) Through Data Literacy w Joe Miscavige
YouTube video by TLC - Test & Learn Community
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
“…I feel strongly that my previous experience will allow me to excel in this role”
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Joe Miscavige @miscavige.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Industry is a chaotically trashy show that I cannot stop watching.
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