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Jess

@mirrorman.bsky.social
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Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.

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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 4h
I am hearing Go Gators.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 4h
Blarch Manning
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 4h
A yellow puffball wearing a crown called Liberty Biberty awkwardly smiling on the roof of an automobile.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 4h
You can tell Tessitore has money on the Longhorns today.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 5h
Adolf Hoodler
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 5h
NCAA 2027: Arch Manning, starting QB at Michigan
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 5h
Sales of what?
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 5h
Someone, somewhere is sitting at home and just said to themselvles "That's it...Miley Cyrus just convinced me to spend $4800 on a treadmill..." I'm sure of it.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 5h
....aaaand Stockton just blew his leg out. "Gators WRs can't stay healthy for more than three quarters challenge" failed.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 6h
Florida punter is working his way up the Heisman rankings this afternoon.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 6h
Did Joe Tessitore go to Texas or something? My god, this isnt WWE Monday Night RAW.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
mom's gonna freak
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Groot
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We need to start doing better than this soon...
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Stuff like this brings me one step closer to forming my Guillotine and yardarm manufacturing company.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was in the future yesterday, maybe I saw you then!
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Decaf.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My absolute favorite parts of that movie.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Marvin Hitchhiker
Alt: Marvin the robot from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that looks like the Tesla roadster
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Leafs out there gooning it up. Lousers.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Is the machete's name "WONDERBOY"?
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
point-Blankenburg stop, you could say..
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My guy hosting NHL On the Fly (Jameson Coyle) wearing the sports coat over a hoodie is just awful.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Man said "gimme a statue of Charlie Hustle" and got Choking Charlie instead...
Heimlich practice dummy "chokin' charlie"
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Bonk Horny Jail
Alt: Bonk Horny Jail
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Every time I try to quit drinking, people like that guy show up and test me.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No need to test. The model told them it was A-OK.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ESPN producer Nicole Noren quits over sports broadcasting's increasingly predatory promotion of gambling: “I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.”
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Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Courage. That is how you do it, right there! I hope more people follow suit.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you for this.
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS! Use only one piece to convince people to follow you
a decorative guillotine painted with folk art inspired floral motifs with a ribbon at the top and two babushcats framing it on the sides, the hand lettered text in the guillotine's interior says "destroy capitalism"
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Mulholland Mulhollanddrive
Alt: Mulholland Mulhollanddrive
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Won the trade.
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Bill Hoppe @billhoppe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Josh Norris needed that one more than anyone on the Sabres.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My daughter is growing up with fewer rights than the 3 generations before her. Michele Tafoya may celebrate that, but I refuse to let it stay that way.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Limp Bizkit - Keep Rollin'
Alt: Limp Bizkit - Keep Rollin'
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Owen Wilson's Iconic 'Wow' in Marley & Me
Alt: Owen Wilson's Iconic 'Wow' in Marley & Me
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Power and Helenius just visiting on that last Montreal goal.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Would Winnipeg even want him at this point?
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What could the Sabres get realistically for Norris in a trade at this point?
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if the Sabre D players aren't hurt they are in the penalty box...running low on defensemen.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That does not surprise me in the least.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that's not a dark confession, that is simply a fact.
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My azaleas started to bloom again yesterday. I need to go out and check the apple trees to see if they are budded. Crazy stuff going on.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Has he ever listened to any of his songs?
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
boo
simple doodle of a black kitty loafing on top of a very orange pumpkin
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