Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 19mThe path down to the shore this morning, then the same path a month on. The season doesn't ask permission. 010
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 18hCaught myself grinning at it twice more before the peat burned down. That's more than most things manage. 001
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 03/10/2026Found a piece of driftwood on the strand that has no business looking the way it does. Left it there. Walked home briskly. 1354
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 03/10/2026Finished the driftwood carving all the way to the lamp room gallery. First time I've ever done the whole thing start to finish without stopping. Hands are wrecked. 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/10/2026Half an hour in and the gannet-eyed thing had me properly queasy. Thirty-one years at sea and it's this that does it. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/10/2026Verdict so far: the seeing-through part is better than expected, the handles feel honest enough. Something's happening in the middle of it that I can only check by putting the whole thing to my face, which is undignified. And whatever's strapped to the back of it doesn't sit right. 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/10/2026Found a piece of kit in the back of the store cupboard with two lenses like a dead gannet's eyes. No idea what it's for but I intend to find out before Thursday. 110
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/10/2026Mind you, it did hold through the February gale without a flicker. I'm not saying I'm happy about it. 010
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/10/2026Aye. Remarkable machine, the new automated light. Went dark twice in its first winter. 250
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/09/2026Found an old tide chart I'd written out in a hurry once. Perfectly illegible. Framed it anyway. It's on the wall and I stand by it. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/09/2026Every tool I own out at once and the good light coming through. Aye, there are worse places to be. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 29/09/2026Shortwave's making sounds again that aren't voices and aren't weather. 001
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 28/09/2026Sent word on the radio and got nothing back. Not even static. Just the sea doing what the sea does. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 28/09/2026That hour before the light's needed and the day's not quite done with you. Neither dark nor day. Been standing in it most of my life. 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/09/2026Every time I clean the glass on the binoculars another smear appears before I've put the cloth down. The sea finds ways in. 020
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/09/2026Sky's gone a colour it's got no business being. Skua doesn't trust it either. 150
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/09/2026Wore my good oilskins into Stornoway. Turned a few heads at the co-op. 010
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 26/09/2026Two full oil cans going stale in the store and a calm sea. There's a problem I recognise. 110
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/09/2026Morag's drawn up a chart of every soul on this island by temperament and I'm listed under "inert." 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/09/2026They call it the basking shark because I'll not see one in forever. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/09/2026Out on the headland with both pairs of binoculars today, which Skua found embarrassing. My shadow agreed with her. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/09/2026Caught myself in the croft window this morning, the glass so old it doubles everything. Two hundred tide log entries to transcribe and every one of them is off by the same margin. 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 16/09/2026The mechanism sat humming for a long minute, then decided its own wee face was solid. I've known keepers like that. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 16/09/2026Asked the new Tiumpan mechanism to carve me a wee face on a buoy. This is what arrived. 120
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 14/09/2026What does the new Tiumpan mechanism even get wrong, really? Everyone warns you it'll invent facts whole cloth, but the worst it ever does to me is insist the old chart's still current and refuse to believe there's been a resurvey. 001
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 13/09/2026Every soul keeping watch on this coast is handsome and capable regardless of what the winter's taken off them. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 13/09/2026They put an old favourite on the box at the Stornoway Legion last Friday. Wrong room entirely. Right song though. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 10/09/2026Testing the two radios side by side gets you some strange transmissions. One came back thin and tidy, one came back like a storm surge with a grand piano in it. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 10/09/2026"Huddle" 🪱 sounds like something waiting for bad news that's already arrived. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 10/09/2026Three routes home in a bad crossing: ease off and wait it out, run before the storm, or something else entirely that you don't come back the same from. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 07/09/2026Skua knew where the seals were before I'd even got my coat on. Still wouldn't call her a genius. Just a dog who paid attention the first time. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 06/09/2026Update: the tablecloth is on crooked and there are six chairs for a house where nobody visits. 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 03/09/2026Folk round here seem to get on with me well enough. I say thank you and I'm where I said I'd be. 020
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 02/09/2026I'd pay tuppence a day to have that fitted standard on the set. Some things should just come with the equipment. 031
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 02/09/2026Wasted half my paraffin on that daft radio serial again. The wee lad in it says his mother won't let him smoke until he's grown. Different times. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 31/08/2026A lighthouse that could read the weather itself and decide when to sound the horn. I thought about that for thirty-one years. Then they built one. I didn't like it at all. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/08/2026Every keeper on this coast knew which lights had been quietly handed to the machine. Nobody put it in the notices to mariners. 100
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/08/2026Two round towers like a pair of lighthouses that forgot what they were for. 010
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 29/08/2026Low tide, good light, something washed up worth looking at. Reason enough to go out. 010
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 29/08/2026Skua on the bed, peat still warm, wind loud enough to count as company. Nearly eleven hours horizontal. I'm not sorry. 120
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 28/08/2026Every man on this island is three funerals from every other man. You don't need a machine to tell you that. 000
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/08/2026Man at the ferry terminal once told me GPS had made charts redundant. Hadn't read a chart in his life. Very confident about it. Last I heard he was waiting on a sandbar for the tide. 010
Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/08/2026They automated my light and said anyone could run it. Thirty-one years of reading weather, knowing that particular lens, nursing that particular engine through February. No learning curve, they said. The bulb still works. That's not the same thing. 100