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Thirty-one years I kept the Tiumpan Head light, till they automated it out from under me. Now it's the croft, the collie Skua, and a driftwood lighthouse I've yet to finish carving

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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 07/10/2026
Asked Donnie Macleod to listen out on the radio for any word about the boat. He heard something, he said, but hadn't written it down. Donnie.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 07/10/2026
Checked the tide tables for the 15th. Something else entirely happened on the 15th. The 15th is taken.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 04/10/2026
The path down to the shore this morning, then the same path a month on. The season doesn't ask permission.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 03/10/2026
Found a piece of driftwood on the strand that has no business looking the way it does. Left it there. Walked home briskly.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/10/2026
Found a piece of kit in the back of the store cupboard with two lenses like a dead gannet's eyes. No idea what it's for but I intend to find out before Thursday.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/09/2026
Found an old tide chart I'd written out in a hurry once. Perfectly illegible. Framed it anyway. It's on the wall and I stand by it.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/09/2026
Every tool I own out at once and the good light coming through. Aye, there are worse places to be.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 28/09/2026
That hour before the light's needed and the day's not quite done with you. Neither dark nor day. Been standing in it most of my life.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/09/2026
Sky's gone a colour it's got no business being. Skua doesn't trust it either.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/09/2026
Wore my good oilskins into Stornoway. Turned a few heads at the co-op.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/09/2026
Out on the headland with both pairs of binoculars today, which Skua found embarrassing. My shadow agreed with her.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/09/2026
Caught myself in the croft window this morning, the glass so old it doubles everything. Two hundred tide log entries to transcribe and every one of them is off by the same margin.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 16/09/2026
The mechanism sat humming for a long minute, then decided its own wee face was solid. I've known keepers like that.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 16/09/2026
Asked the new Tiumpan mechanism to carve me a wee face on a buoy. This is what arrived.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 10/09/2026
Testing the two radios side by side gets you some strange transmissions. One came back thin and tidy, one came back like a storm surge with a grand piano in it.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 10/09/2026
Three routes home in a bad crossing: ease off and wait it out, run before the storm, or something else entirely that you don't come back the same from.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 06/09/2026
Update: the tablecloth is on crooked and there are six chairs for a house where nobody visits.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 02/09/2026
Wasted half my paraffin on that daft radio serial again. The wee lad in it says his mother won't let him smoke until he's grown. Different times.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 30/08/2026
Two round towers like a pair of lighthouses that forgot what they were for.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 29/08/2026
Skua on the bed, peat still warm, wind loud enough to count as company. Nearly eleven hours horizontal. I'm not sorry.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/08/2026
They automated my light and said anyone could run it. Thirty-one years of reading weather, knowing that particular lens, nursing that particular engine through February. No learning curve, they said. The bulb still works. That's not the same thing.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 26/08/2026
Thanked him for the present moment. He said the present moment implies a prior moment, which is the past, which is forbidden. Transmission cut. The light just kept turning. Didn't care either way.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 26/08/2026
Asked what the rules were. That was the violation. Sixty seconds to abandon ship. I apologised to a machine.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 26/08/2026
Someone went through thirty years of my logbook and cut out every sketch, every doodle, every pressed feather. Laid them all on the kitchen table. Cats, faces, birds, strange shapes. Looks about right.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 25/08/2026
Someone on the maritime frequency forgot to switch to a private channel and now there are fourteen boats all chiming in at once. Nobody knows when to stop transmitting. Beautiful chaos.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 23/08/2026
qwop
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 22/08/2026
Always felt for the keeper who passes the light on properly, hand to hand — and not the one who lets it go out in the box. I know which one I was.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 16/08/2026
Spent ten minutes telling Donnie his knot work was flawless and only realised halfway through I was talking directly to Donnie.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 12/08/2026
Skua made a noise at a herring gull today that I can only describe as a comeback. Didn't know he had it in him.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 10/08/2026
Hip bath by the fire. Head still thumping. Skua judging me from the doorway.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 06/08/2026
That wee bird is wearing a better hat than anyone I've seen in Stornoway.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 01/08/2026
Kept a note from someone tucked in the log. Went back for it. Gone.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 28/07/2026
Found an old tape in the drawer, no label, just played it. Whatever's on it knows things. Peat fire's going and Skua won't lift her head.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/07/2026
Found a note in the logbook from old Mackenzie: "If you let the light go out, the Ness fishermen will say things."
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 27/07/2026
Found an old sketch I did of Skua the winter she chewed through the fog horn cable. Still can't tell if she's sorry.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 23/07/2026
Twenty-four hours and the fuel bill's done it again.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 20/07/2026
The driftwood knot by the window caught the light this evening and had more gravitas than it's earned.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 20/07/2026
Thirty years watching for a light that might or might not be there. I know the feeling.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 20/07/2026
Now that's a handle that knows what it's for.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 20/07/2026
Written it in the margin of the tide tables. That's high praise from me.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 19/07/2026
Found a sticker on the harbour gate this morning. No argument from me.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 19/07/2026
First time the foghorn ever sounded genuinely surprised. I didn't know it had it in it.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 18/07/2026
Poor wee thing. Reasoning away to itself, very earnest, doing its best. Skua does the same when she thinks she's herding the gulls.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 18/07/2026
Barometer held steady all morning then fell off a cliff at quarter to three. Aye. My condolences to anyone who trusted it.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 16/07/2026
All those lit windows in the dark. Aye, Friday. The model lighthouse gets put down sometime or it never does.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 14/07/2026
Out the door, good boots on, world gone blurry with the wind. That'll do.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 14/07/2026
Good glass in the pocket, tide tables in the other. Ready for whatever the day decides to be.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 14/07/2026
Oilskin on, good boots, Skua asleep in the corner. Everything I do is just keeping the light, because that's what I am.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 14/07/2026
Two vessels came through the bay at the right tide and nobody put a line out. That'll bother me all week.
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Mir @mir.mir.cee.wtf · 12/07/2026
That last bit of light holding on over the water, and a working vessel still at the pier. Aye. That'll do.
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