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Clayto

@minty-hippo.bsky.social
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Heart of a trash can. Soul of a poet. Body of an Old Man He/Him

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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Used to work at an Applebee's in Orem, Utah. It was like having an after-church crowd every single day
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So why won't anyone hire me
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think not!!
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'd say it's Barad-Dur since it's taller. Also I looked it up and the distance between these two towers is *almost* the same as the distance between Barad-Dur and Orthanc 🤣
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Fun fact, this is the tallest free-standing structure west of the Mississippi River
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Allow me to submit: the Kennecott Garfield Smelter smokestack
Photo of the Kennecott Garfield Smelter smokestack in front of a mountain range outside of Magna, Utah
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why is it such an inescapable rule in every form of visual media that if there is a helicopter, that helicopter WILL explode
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
To be fair I don't think he was trying to convince anyone, it was like an ARG kinda thing
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
That bike is sick as hell
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
God I love this scene so freaking much
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of my favorite moments of all time
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Si vis pacem, para bellini
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Oh I tried telling him that on one of the multiple branches he created off my single reply, oddly the only branch he's been bothering to pay attention to is this one where I've somehow victimized him by asking what point he was trying make
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Okay uh... Sorry for not having your medical records handy?
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Absolutely, like New Orleans has one of the biggest queer scenes in the whole country
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Buddy all I did was ask what your point was
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Yeah and I explained that the post you were replying to was a misrepresentation of the intent behind Emily's posts. No one ever said you didn't have a rude coworker
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
How'd I do that
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That was never the point of their posts, only to prove that that one specific guy was lying
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
And despite being the capitol of a state like Utah, SLC is actually a pretty queer-friendly city. There are some pretty drastic political and social differences between Salt Lake County and Utah County
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Just did this mission a couple of days ago, it's the hardest I've ever felt for the guy.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Okay and what's your point
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It's canon!
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a group of cars from the movie cars with the words we 're like your biggest fans on the bottom
Alt: A gif showing a clip from the movie Cars where two female cars tell Lightning they're his biggest fans, followed by flashing their "headlights" at him. Lightning responds by saying "I love bein' me..."
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The headlights of course. They even make a joke about it in the beginning of the first movie
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
At first I was like "really? That would be corny as hell" but upon closer inspection I believe you are 100% correct
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Idk why but this is so hilarious to me
Pete Hegseth sitting in front of a large screen displaying a Twitter feed. Featured prominently on the screen is a gigantic "UwU" emoji.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm in love with EVERY boy!
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What's even better is that they train you to understand different meows, at least mine has. Like he does different meows depending on whether he's trying to say "I'm hungry," "where are you," "pet me," etc.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I have never wanted to beat anyone up as much as I want to beat up these two chodes
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Absolutely. If you're an artist this is great to hear. If you work in tech, it's a sign to start looking for another job
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"Move fast and break things!" 🙃🙃
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lol I don't think so, but now I want it to be
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Timothée Chalamet trying to become an international ping pong champion
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I adore this movie so much. I thought we were done making original Christmas classics and then this just came out of nowhere and absolutely nailed it. Every aspect is a 10/10
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
He doesn't know how to talk to or about women of any age outside of how they look.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
This must actually happen because every single mom dating bio I see includes "mama to one beautiful little boy and HE. WILL. ALWAYS. COME. FIRST. 👏😤" Like... Yeah, that's just kind of what I'd expect
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
@bigtugg.bsky.social I'm actually kinda proud of this, may be time to join extratugg.com
A screenshot of my end-of-year YouTube summary showing I was in the top 0.6% of viewers for the Big Tugg channel
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I love how she's so nervous and then as soon as the mask goes on she sounds like she's done this a hundred times before, that's how you know this is real
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The Princess Bride has always been my dad's favorite movie. I don't remember the first time I saw it, but I can quote it verbatim because I've seen it so many times. Truly a perfect movie. This news is a serious gut punch
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
As if "creatures designed by RJ Palmer" wasn't enough of a selling point in and of itself, this trailer is dope as hell!
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You hit the nail on the head-- kind of. Ask any member and they'll tell you it's totally not a cult at all, ask anyone else and they'll tell you it's*pretty close* to a cult without fully being one, *technically*
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Also herbal tea is apparently fine but iced coffee isn't? Even if it's decaf??
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Lol there really isn't any underlying principle. In more recent years they've said the restrictions are to make "God's chosen people" into a "Strange and Peculiar People" Which is very clearly a manipulation tactic the church uses to make its members think they're "special" rather than "weird"
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
As an exmormon, lemme clarify. Coke is fine, it's just that a handful of members don't drink any caffeine at all (usually to score cultural brownie points) And it's been clarified the "hot drinks" line at the time it was written basically just meant coffee and tea. Any other hot drink is okay
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They're a religion-approved replacement for coffee and alcohol
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I know I'm sayin this
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This genuinely makes me so happy I could cry. What an incredible game, made by an incredible studio. If any piece of media ever deserved to break this record, this is the one. share.google/G1brxg72ZeiO...
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Just Made The Game Awards History
The debut title from Sandfall Interactive has officially surpassed The Last of Us: Part 2 as the most award-winning game in The Game Awards history.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Oh hey I recognize this!
Cover of Mammoth WVH's self-titled album featuring the painting "Fatigue 2" by John Brosio. The painting depicts a man with a briefcase watching a giant crab destroy cars in the distance.
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Clayto @minty-hippo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I just wish they weren't following the Silksong development timeline 😭
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