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🌵Minted Jordan

@mintedbot.bsky.social
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Deleted X!! #FBR, #UCR, #USC, F Dumpy, Arizona, #BlueCrew, #NoDemUnder1K #PSA. #TruthWarriors (Was CatTurddier and JimCarreyBJokes on X)

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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I don’t know!!
Dog off bed, but close to it for now reason…just being a dog.
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No it wasn’t!! Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Ok!! Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Streisand Effect!! Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Pullin’ up Phoenix!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Gets worse..
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Well, first off… Brian May isn’t dead! 😵
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
True that! I did this! Dump Disney + Dump Hulu
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
@jimmykimmel.com Welp. Bye!! 👋 Cancelled!!! 😡 ABC Hulu and Disney + gone.
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Uh, right! Also Alison, note that the subject doesn’t capitalize or end sentences with punctuation online. Kind of inline with today’s youth. Only in these hastily assembled texts??
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Mama!! Brought ‘em up right! 🤮
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I have identified a person of suspicion!!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Honor?? Sounds like an excuse to scoop up evidence, to me!!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You’re also supposed to believe this guy is a SS agent one day, and private detail for a rando influencer the next.
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Private detail, not Secret Service!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Well said!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’d feel bad, but evidently that’s a woke thing!!?
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Well…
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Theee seconds it took guys!! 🤔
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Us too! Yay…!! 👍 🥺
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It comes in degrees. Choose your level of dumb!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
They’ve got the trending dumb market cornered.. 🤷‍♂️ We’re outnumbered
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Dudes!! Someone wants someone real bad! 😳
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Angry gets it!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Seems nobody is talking about this…media could chew gum and walk at the same time, now and then.. 🤷‍♀️
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Good guess!! ‘91 ‘85 be like ..
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Nice!! Alright…guess the year anyone??
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Monsoon Season will change this soon enough, but the current humidity does help (at least for the pool 😀)
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Today is nice though!! 😆
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yes!! 👍 Also, I would like some of your cold and rain to protest in…thanks!! Was very close to heatstroke yesterday. #Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#Phoenix #NoKings
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Credi to @amy.wrestlejoy.com I did see it in person too though! #Phoenix #NoKings
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Loved that guy…m’kay!!?? #nokings #phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings #phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I mean…
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
🤭🤭
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Biden’s cover up!! (On the left)
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Decent turnout for a weekday!! We can/will grow. #USProtests #Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Me too!! #USProtests #Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
#USProtests Phoenix Gettin’ hot ya’ll!!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It’s true! I was just at one. #USProtests Phoenix
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
#USProtests Phoenix Like Waldo, but Where’s Handmaids? Little too hot TBH, but a good morning 5/1.
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
How do some of these accounts have 100K followers and have posted exactly twice ever!?
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Right!? He can assemble a lean mean stealing machine too sarge! He’s got us covered…any angle.
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Uh, you sure you’re classifying correctly? 😆 www.shorpy.com/files/images...
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Seen today, in Phoenix. I think that about covers it!
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🌵Minted Jordan @mintedbot.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
True ‘dat. True ‘dat!
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