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Mint Royale

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Heading back into the circus but I’ve got headlights on my crocs so it’ll be fine Music etc. at listen.mint-royale.com/mint.sky

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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 5h
We’re so lucky to live in a time when we have access to a single guy who is an expert in every single field of human existence, how would we manage without his expertise in everything
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Katy Moon @oog.bsky.social · 10h
Claire from Steps, wearing a cowboy hat with a faux-shocked expression on her face. Probably because she's being finger blasted.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 9h
You’ve overshot massively with the sophistication, I think we’re all actually meant to be grating it now
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 12h
The more I see of Andrew Garfield the less I like Andrew Garfield
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 13h
Yeah, he did a great job of looking like a school kid with no interest in being in school or participating in any of that shit
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 18h
Like, who has the time and energy when there are just artists out there doing it anyway? Personalised music is the dream of people who don’t actually like music
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 19h
Maybe, but the reality is it’s a tedious hit and miss process using it and to get to the point of having a music collection of any size you’d need to spend more than the cost of a Spotify subscription - and that’s while it’s still subsidized by VC money, the real cost will be so much more
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 19h
Thick as fuck. How can the platforms via which people hear the AI music produced by Suno be dead? Even AI music needs distribution. Does he think Spotify and Apple make the music on their services? As I said, thick as fuck.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 20h
By the end of today I expect everyone to have voiced their opinions on garlic presses or will take it as a sign the internet is officially over
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 29/09/2026
Let me just find that tiny violin…
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 29/09/2026
Properly pleased that Burnham is serious about social care, the current system is completely useless and diverting some of pension funding towards it makes complete sense because that pension vanishes in a flash if you need care anyway
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 29/09/2026
Meek was very good though
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Or a murmuration
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
absolute scenes in the Madonna/Charli XCX/Julia Garner tiktok
She seen youShe’s getting closer!RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!Someone help her up please
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Yung Lean and GENER8ION recreating the video live at the VMAs is amazing. I especially like his failure to even pretend he’s singing live. The dancers and the choreography though, 10/10
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GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs
YouTube video by MTV
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Quite annoyed by American think pieces about Choosin’ Texas’ chart run that hint at MAGA stuff and deep things going on but somehow ignore we’ve just had the exact same thing with Rein Me In in the UK with none of that and it’s simply algorithmic playlists and outdated chart rules in both cases
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Are we sure that wasn’t a dream we’re having in this world which actually only exists in a dream that Taylor Swift is having in 2055? Makes you think
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Her album is great, best thing she’s done for many many years
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
It’s like Inception
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
Madonna releasing a single called Danceteria and Soft Cell releasing an album called Danceteria in the same week is quite the coincidence
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
It’s not even just about research papers, I think a big problem is going to turn out to be educators and academics using ai to assess student dissertations/phds (which is 100% happening already) and that work being given to the AI machine without the students even knowing
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 27/09/2026
I really liked it, some people really don’t but it was just very well done and a unique idea
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 27/09/2026
But they were so shit everyone immediately forgot, nobody had the energy to even get annoyed about them
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 27/09/2026
They probably won’t want to draw attention to the lack of relative success they’ve had compared to you in the intervening years
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 27/09/2026
I’ve not checked the google socials but I’m guessing they’re making the same point today
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
I think I have the same one, very chunky glossy thing
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
I seem to remember them doing a confusing number of mixes of that
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
The social platforms all refusing to run paid ads for the Musk documentary and Robert Kraft deciding which musicians can perform in his stadium, the oligarchs deciding when free speech is allowed seems like a pretty bad direction of travel
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
I like that, mayybe you need to up the stakes though and find the unique set of reciprocal roads where people with the same surname live. I look forward to the results of your efforts!
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
There is no joy left in working stuff out anymore
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
Pretty much every big pair of cities has them, and I hate to say this but AI has given me a list of 10 with google map links in about 30 seconds
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
Hahaha
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
It’s not too late to delete your account
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
No
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
I want this lady with her amazing accent and flapping shark hat to sell me everything from now on
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
Proper jeopardy
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
Surely it would be just as much fun escaping relegation from -60 points as winning again anyway, like a new exciting variation
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
That would be Pretty Pretty, thanks for asking mintroyale.ffm.to/pretty
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Mint Royale - Pretty Pretty
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
Guys, Apple have only gone and used one of my musical efforts over on their Instagram www.instagram.com/stories/appl...
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
Nice!
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
It’s a device aimed at kids (well, parents to buy for kids) designed to get them into an ongoing unhealthy but monetisable relationship with an ai via a cutesy design. It’s no different from covering cigarettes with hello kitty stickers.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
It’s such a sad story, really hope he gets to be able to make music in some way or another in the future
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
People’s attentions spans though…
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
Feb 12th seems a long way away though, wonder why so long
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
SUGABABES facts
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
#preview
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
Dusky album out today, been some really good singles building to it so looking forward to that
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
They kept that quiet
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/09/2026
SUGABABES!!!!
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 24/09/2026
Congrats!!
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