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Heading back into the circus but I’ve got headlights on my crocs so it’ll be fine Music etc. at listen.mint-royale.com/mint.sky

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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 28/09/2026
absolute scenes in the Madonna/Charli XCX/Julia Garner tiktok
She seen youShe’s getting closer!RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!Someone help her up please
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 26/09/2026
I want this lady with her amazing accent and flapping shark hat to sell me everything from now on
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 18/09/2026
It’s really pointless believing anything anymore
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 18/09/2026
Brilliant
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 11/09/2026
Ellie Goulding seems to have released the same album with two different titles? Unless she’s working through all the pronouns
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 09/09/2026
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 06/09/2026
Fucking yes! The pinnacle of my life so far I’d say, and I can’t see it being topped!
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 05/09/2026
This made me laugh so much last night when Reddit chucked it at me I saved it so now you can laugh at the snorting laughter too
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 03/09/2026
Nice innit
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 31/08/2026
On that app design point, did you know you’re Japanese?
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 31/08/2026
It’s going to be quite hard to convince new people wondering if bluesky was for them to hop on board when this is the dour US-centric list of things people are getting excited about. I mean, it’s a hard pass from me.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 30/08/2026
Currently both for me, and it comes up if you search Lake America
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 21/08/2026
a single data centre consuming the same amount of electricity as over 1 million uk households seems like quite a lot, and I do enjoy them saying that’s at 50% load as if they’re just building the extra 50% capacity for lols and it’ll never get used we promise www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
According to Ofgem, the average UK household electricity consumption is 2,500 kWh per year. Digital Reef said in its proposal that at a "likely" 50% load, the campus would consume 2.65bn Whper year of electricity, equivalent to the demand of more than 1m UK households.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 18/08/2026
Impressed that the first thing this Chinese robot does after running faster than Usain Bolt is to try it on with a filing cabinet
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 17/08/2026
I mean, this is slightly overdoing the educational aspect though…
MORE THAN JUST FUN - AN EDUCATIONAL JOURNEY
But the Titanic ride at Crocky Trail is more than just an adrenaline rush; it's a bridge to the past. Drawing inspiration from the tragic yet fascinating history of the 1912 Titanic disaster, the ride offers a unique educational opportunity. It serves as a starting point for discussions about the historic event, sparking curiosity and learning among visitors of all ages.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 07/08/2026
Here’s today’s chart, now with added up and down nonsense.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 06/08/2026
Look at this chart I spreadsheeted into existence using a very basic formula. Vibrant!
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 06/08/2026
Well I have spreadsheeted and here is a top 40 using the following formula. 1. Week one you get a 20% multiplier 2. Each week your multiplier reduces by 5% so week 5 you have no multiplier 3. It keeps reducing by 5% each week so you’re all out by week 20 4. Max of 3 tracks per artist
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 30/07/2026
My mum has just sent me this picture of Dunwich in Suffolk on fire and that’s a lot of smoke
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 29/07/2026
Just removing all that literature and knowledge permanently from the world shouldn’t be allowed. This image is of one of anthropic’s warehouse of books waiting to be scanned and destroyed. Absolute ghouls.
A huge warehouse stretching into the distance packed with full shelves of books - captioned Court filings show a warehouse of books to be scanned by Anthropic. Picture: Washington Post
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 23/07/2026
If you’ve ever fancied playing padel and are in the Bolton area this is excellent value for a course of coaching
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 22/07/2026
Big fan of the new single from *checks notes* EMBARGOED 210726 1…
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 22/07/2026
Actual lol
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 17/07/2026
Seville is not awful tbh
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 06/07/2026
This is a fair point in the discourse, why don’t the England fans sing the second mix on the b-side of an obscure Todd Terry release from 1988?
Weak ass team couldn't even play the Mondays when they won. Fucking Wonderwall. What is that? WHO DOES THAT? You have the entire history of The Haçienda to pull from and you fucking go with the Oasis song a fucking hobbit sang on Lost????
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 03/07/2026
Salah shook hands with the Australian team before celebrating, he’s a good lad
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 03/07/2026
Everyone catching up on Portugal Croatia
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 29/06/2026
My son’s friend has somehow ended up with bats in her house
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/06/2026
Spider-Man seems to have dumped a load of his web on Zendaya’s back
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/06/2026
The markets have responded badly to this post
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/06/2026
Even the supply chain masters Apple can’t afford to carry on as usual with memory/chip shortages caused by AI, big old price bumps
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 21/06/2026
Guys, looks like I’ve got a graphic designer in the family!
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 17/06/2026
The best thing I’ve seen at the World Cup so far
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 17/06/2026
Guys, a milestones has been passed overnight
Don’t falter on less than 3m stream yesterdayDon’t Falter on more than 3m streams today. Boom.
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 14/06/2026
What the hell, connections?!?
MOTHER
RUBBER CHICKEN
CREAM PIE 
what a night
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 13/06/2026
Also THRASHED my daughter at Pong on a Binatone
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 13/06/2026
Played Chuckie Egg on a BBC today #oneforthekids
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 01/06/2026
So the stuff that appears on my car overnight, that might not be bird shit?
Animal behaviour
Masturbation among birds is
'natural' and should not be punished, say experts
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 27/05/2026
absolute scenes on the uk diy subreddit
an image of a radiator fitting up a stairway at a ridiculous angle
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 25/05/2026
Latest news in how hot are things in the garden - my (unlit) pizza oven is clocking in over 70 degrees
A digital thermometer held against a pizza oven exterior and giving a reading of 70.2 degrees Celsius which is far too hot by any standard
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 24/05/2026
I would like to point out the right side of that plate is actually not bad and there is possibly an exciting tale to be uncovered about what happened to the artist halfway though that resulted in it ultimately becoming the abomination we now have before us
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 24/05/2026
The left side is Noel Fielding
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 24/05/2026
Absolute scenes as one of those awful AI voiceover bot channels melts down trying to say WWE
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 24/05/2026
Today I have learned that coot chicks are not as cute close up as you’d imagine
Some cute coot chicksNo thank you you manky looking things
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 22/05/2026
Looking good so far…
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 21/05/2026
Mysterious…
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 15/05/2026
Fair play to him, I once had to to the same after watching one of my kids try to pack the dishwasher
A headline from Variety:

Matthew McConaughey
Exiled Himself From Hollywood and Lived in Peru as Mateo for 22 Days Without Electricity When Fame Became Too Much
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 15/05/2026
Not sure about Burnham’s chances if his decision making behind those shorts is anything to go by
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 13/05/2026
Not sure this new pornhub category will take off
A graphic from politics Joe featuring Wes “I’m the blandest man alive” Streeting and Keir “No, I’m the blandest man alive” Starmer and the caption “finished in 17 minutes”
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 12/05/2026
Excellent work
A reply to a post by journalist Janine Gibson in which Janine says:

You can't help feeling that in 20 years they'll all look back on this and wonder what the hell they were doing

And the replier

Felix Dos Santos
@felixdossantos.bsky.social says

You talking about journalists, yeah?
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